He Who Should REALLY Not Be Named
In this world exists a spirit neither male nor female. This spirit is covered with a dark cloth with a separate white cloth to cover it’s head. It is said to carry an enormous brown burlap sack in which to hold it’s victims in. It is said the second it’s name has been called out, either directly or indirectly, the person is collected and is property of the spirit. Many who have witnessed its appearance have been said to have gone insane with their eyes gouged out. This spirit is very, very real and failure to not mention it’s name will cause Candlejack to come whisk you awa
He Who Should REALLY Not Be Named,
I have witnessed Candlejack take my best frien
You guys are all fucking retarded. This whole story is fucking retarded. This name is fucking retarded. I hate you idiots going around spewing this candlejack bullsh
dont be so mean they’re just fooling around
Candlejack? In my creepyp
Candlejack can suck my co
haha i find it funny that everyone that says his name never finishes their sentence x]
Bah! Candlejack is the stupidest thing I have ever heard o
Hmmmm Candlejack…probably one of the least reali
Candeljack,candeljack see its a l
good use of candlejack in a creepypa
I like the mention that it counts for direct and indirect means. For those of you who are stupid, thats means that the following counts:
“Damn, its dark Jim. Should light a candle.” “Jack, what are you talking abou-”
Hi guys. Candlejack here. Listen, I do appreciate everyone saying my name so I can whisk them away to my home so I can do the only thing that gives me pleasure in my unlife. But, honestly, this comments section alone has made me go out of my way to snag no less than a dozen folks! And with 4chan’s /b/ sub-board always talking about me, making me grab hundreds a day, the work is starting to get to me. It will be months before I can finish extracting maximum punishment to those I’ve taken from /b/ just last week! So please, be considerate of us who come from the Other Side (or whatever your show X-Files is calling it this Wednesday, or was it Friday? mortal nomenclature confuses me sometimes), and keep my name to a minimum.
Thank you for your consideration,
Candleja
Hi C.J. I ask you one thing
STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Give the rest of us some of the fun.
Why am I still here, you ask? I’M NOT HUMAN!
dude…
your here cuz you didn’t say Candlejack.
oh fuck,i said his nam
What is this, a creepypasta meetup? Nobody tell Jeff, he’s a douche.
Must be irritating whisking yourself away every time you introduce yourself
Should you not have taken yourself seeing as anyone who mentions your name is killed?
What happens if you say your name?
I also wonder C.J. what would hapoen if you say your name..? Well you can’t be whisked and get tortured by yourself…? wait…. can you…? and sorry about that C.J., guys if you saw his room right now it’s a long waiting line! Hurry up C.J. deary ~ !
I am the real Candlejack not him you fa
Gonna call bullshit on that one.
I like the part where he said CandleJack it’s so fun
I took that impostard and now people plz i beg you stop saying my name.I come home every day at 6 pm and go to work every 6 pm.My hobi is…well you know whisking you away.So can you plz be quiet for the next few days.
Candeljack
My bad candlejack ill make sure eve
I’ll fill in the other shift.
I’ll help out… I’m tired waiting in this line….
Does it count if your dead? Because I mean, if Candleja… >->’ close. If he/ she takes away your spirit but your DEAD, then don’t you not have a spirit for Candlejack to ta
is it okay if i call you cj then?
Is it okay if I line my grill with ice and start wearing BLING, then?! Imma fuck you up.
Does it only work for humans?
Plz reply.
Notch’s dead brother aka HeroBrine.
No we are half houmens he tried well it may have Bin the he iposter but we ate him
Holy crap, there is a conversation between C.J, Herobrine, and Shelebun and Ichg. Whats next, Freddy and Jason make up and have a tea party??!!
y yes we did make up and have a tea party
hey herobrine how’d you get here buddy
Yo! C.J.!
What do you do with the people you kidnapp? With technology as it is it would be impossile for you to kill hundreds of people at once and not have your face plastered on the evening news.
Do you have an illicit diamond mine somewhere or something?
*Loads of typos, sorry!*
C.J.
We are all deeply sorry for running you ragged like this. And I’m sure all those /b/tards are keeping you from nice, relaxing hobbies.
So please Mr. Candlejack, take it easy
-BonerFr
It is kinda relaxing.Those screams they make at the end make it worth it.The person formerly known as ‘Noneya’ well….. if u want to know say my name and you will see.And CJ is fine
Sick,bro!
*vomits on computerscrean*
god..
that’s just sick!
*vomits bricks*
Jeez, u people go around like eggshells. U puke at everything u hear. “Yea i killed a guy.” Then u puke all over the place. Heyy broseph its the truth.
Hey eyeless jack me and two of my friends saw u at r school two weeks ago u jst stood at the end of the red door staring down the steps ps tht red door and steps have been blocked off for years now wonder y
wait is that really you dang I didn’t think Id see you again. By the way they found out it was some punk that wore a hoodie and a mask over the Jason vorhee mask
I lol’d. But really, everyone knows that Candlejack doesn’t really exi
If you say his name at the end of your sentence, then you don’t have a sentence left to cut off. So that should counter the effects the name Candlejack use–
I like to put beetles in people’s cornhole
I like trapping ppl in my traps.
can you help me build a redstone trap please?
Yush
I like trapping people in their own traps!
I like to trap people that trap other people that trap people that also trap people
Crappypasta authors taste nice.
I preffer ski*****g them alive, or pulling their int******s out~
i like stabbing ppl
i like eating ppl
I like….hmmmmm….cutting ppl to pieces :3
Its me, Candlejack. Im sick of all you losers typing my name, come on seriously its not fu
I knew you were human.
C.J. Isn’t human.
Candlejack, can you please be my friend?
Ok…
Candlejack Candlejack Candlejack your gonna have to learn that killing isn’t nice
If Candlejack said his own name, would he have to kill himse
LOL! Epic fail!!!!!!! XD
For him…
* trollface *
ppl say candle—- spam his place!!!!
No, he’ll have to kidnap himself, which sounds like a difficult task, to be honest.
A chick cop pulled me over once, and she gave the typical shit of, “Do you know how fast you were going?” I heard the best thing was to be honest, so I said, “About 70, maam.” She said, “Call me Jackie.”
She said I was the first person that was honest, and maybe she’d let me off if I did her a favor.
A favor? Apparently, there was a game going on with the cops that they had to get the people they pulled over to do random things. I’m willing to do anything for the lulz.
Jacklie pulled out a strapon and some matches. I was like “WTF,” and she was like, “No, it’s not what you think.” I had to put it on and lay on my back with it pointed up.
I noticed it was… wax? Then I’ll say what she did. She handed me a match, and I lit the candle. Jackie said, “Now watch how I put it ou