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(This is an old poem that kids used to sing, during the middle ages. Its source is still unknown today.)

If you see a great tall man,
don’t worry, he is a friend.
Don’t ask him what is his name,
for he will be your friend.

If you have other good friends,
don’t worry, they wont matter.
You are all that is greater,
not them he shall befriend.

You see him teeter on land,
he never drinks from daddy’s juice.
You see him all to great joyce,
he is so really grand.

Don’t ask about the hat,
that sits on his bald head.
He wont ever tell yath,
why it is as soft as lead.

You see him at the star shine.
You wont at the sky light.
Always you see at night,
but mostly at the moon shine.

You ask him what his name,
he doesn’t say a yelp.
He ask you for a kind help.
After that, you will get same.

He ask you a small favor.
Kill your mom and so your dad,
but must give me favor.
Never tell about your lad.

If you peace your familly,
you will hear what you waited.
Through his mouth you will rally
words long asked and awaited.

He will now say this soon :
My name is really Grame
and I am fame.
You know, I am the Moon.

He will say he needs you,
for he is not so done.
You need to stop none,
he is not finished with you.

 

Credit To: Poodleinacan

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  • Kyle

    Quite possibly the best creepypasta I have ever read.
    I especially liked the parts in the poem that didn’t rhyme nor make any sense at all.
    A truely masterful work that surpasses anything else ever posted to this site.

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    • Poodleinacan

      You’re making me blush.

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      Rating: +22 (from 66 votes)
      • rose

        lol

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      • Janice

        Sarcasm, bro. Learn it.

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        • Hurdr

          I think you need to learn it, too.

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          Rating: +55 (from 61 votes)
    • Someone

      Its terrible.

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    • TheBomb.com

      Wait, what? Then why is it in the “Lowest Rated Pasta” category?

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  • QuietOcean

    I think you gave me cancer.

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  • Pycnic

    It’s okay, but it doesn’t ‘flow’ like other poems. Also your rhyming scheme keeps shifting and it’s hard to understand the gist of what’s happening.

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    • Poodleinacan

      Thanks for honest and not a douche about my pasta.
      (Though I don’t mind critique, you didn’t made a comment that gives me no clue on how I could improve.)

      I appreciate.

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      • Endoplasmic Reticulum

        I stopped reading as soon as you put the word yath in there.

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        • darthknight

          Because you’re an uneducated fuck, that’s why.

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      • UNICORNwithTNT

        Is English your first language?

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      • PTP

        Very Gracious

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  • Quasar

    WOW…just WOW. How did this not make it onto crappypasta?

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    • Jade

      I was about to ask the same thing xD

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  • Tardigrade

    “Mom”? In the Middle Ages? Come on.

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    • Poodleinacan

      Did I say the year?
      No.

      I only said “in the middle ages”… Which means it could be just before the renaissance.

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      • Tardigrade

        This etymology website gives the first recorded use of “mom” as 1867:

        http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=mother

        Whereas the Middle Ages ended prior to 1500.

        As another poster said, the description would have worked better if you had said it was Victorian era.

        But more generally, it would have been useful to check children’s rhymes from whatever era you were aiming for, and adopt similar language. Not just word choice, but also word order. For example “not them he shall befriend” would be better as “not them shall he befriend”.

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        • Poodleinacan

          1867?
          Damn! That’s during the western things.

          … But if we compare nursery rhymes (which, you no one already knew, are mostly all based on horrible things… Burnings, hangings, tortures, black plague,… So, they are already creepy (but they don’t sound creepy… Which, if I try to make a nursery rhyme, people would say it’s crap and not scary, while it could be based on an horrible event)).

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        • Craver

          the fuck? was that supposed to make sense?

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        • Squirel

          I’d have to agree here. The language you use is nothing like what was spoken in the middle ages and his a great detriment to the pasta. If you stuck to a “modernized translation” it would work much better. Like Tardigrade said, you mix language and grammar from multiple eras.

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      • Someone

        “Mom” in the renaissance? Come on.

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      • http://www.wattpad.com/user/LanceRedanican L

        Renaissance? (facedesk)

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      • TheBomb.com

        Well you could have at least written it in the form of “Mum.”

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  • Candlejackass

    Crap.

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  • Demetrius S. C. Morhna

    I think if you said victorian era it would be more real.

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    • Poodleinacan

      Sorry, but the Victorian era is something alse…
      And I also found it a bit over used… (probably because of steampunk things…)

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      • TheBomb.com

        Ok Poodleinacan, you are officially getting Burned to the point of where it’s becoming Road Rash.

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  • Nighttouch

    What the hell was that?

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  • Poodleinacan

    ~_-

    … How can people hate this, if it’s not een ripping off another pasta?
    It’s creative.

    I mean, if you don’t like it, at least say why you don’t like it… That would be very helpful.

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    • Anonymous

      Hey man, we get it. You put work into this, and you’re not getting the feedback you’re looking for. This doesn’t mean you should never write again. No, you should just look at what you did wrong in this story and improve when you write again. Here, the things I didn’t like were… 1. The poem didn’t rhyme or flow very well. 2. I’m glad you based it in the middle ages… But man, Old English, or just English that’s old is alot different from this. I encourage you to move on from this and keep writing. Anyway, ignore the trolls and merry Christmas!

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      • Poodleinacan

        When I said “creative”, I meant that it’s not copying any pasta, by using an already man character…

        I have 3 pastas that are waiting to be uploaded. 1 may need some tweeks, the other do need some tweeks, and the last (well, it was my first pasta… But I double-posted, and it didn’t made it no-where) really needs some tweeking.

        Old english… It would have been lime a different language (refer to Beowulf), middle english would have been hard to understand, but fits the middle age era… Modern english was the only choice I saw.

        Yes, I keep writing… I just need a simple idea, and I will make a fourth story… But I can that idea myself.

        Yes… There are so many trolls!
        I was looking civilized feedbacks… But only ones I got can be counted with fingers of my hand (not hands).

        And merry christmass to you too.

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        • WhatisthisWinter

          ( I’m the anon from above ) Well bro you could have cleared it up for us in the first sentence a little by writing ” Translated from Old English/German/whatever” Would’ve helped a bit. And keep writing… Just not poems. Think for a minute, have you ever read a Creepy poem on this site?

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        • Poodleinacan

          I’drather not want toreadalot of pastas, onCreepyPasta… I don’twant tobelike”Hmmm, that soundsgood. Itwouldn’thurtifI includeitinmyPasta.”I don’twant mypastastobeinspiredfromother pastas. But don’tworry, myother 3pastasaremuchbetter.

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        • The Killer Known As Jeff

          Seriously…please go back to school. Or take an English 101 course. Because your English is shit.

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    • Someone

      I dont like it because the poem is not good. it uses modern language and rhymes stupidly. You just named him Grame because it rhymes with fame. Dude, its obvious why we dont like it. 1/10

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  • Poodleinacan

    And because I am an honest guy, I will resist the urge to 10 star my pasta.

    Not many people do that, eh!

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    • Anonymous

      You can’t possibly consider thinking of giving (even though you didn’t) this 10 pumpkins. You can’t. This had a weak plot. There was next to no imagery, the rhyming scheme was off, and worst of all it was vague. But… I’ll give you 3/10 pumpkins because you showed some effort :D if you worked on the plot and imagery more it would have been amazing

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      • Poodleinacan

        Shure… Like if I would of had descrobed the musterious man…

        No! My point was people know exactly how h looks. The point is about not know how he excatly looks.

        And he plot… What do you want? A poem twice as long and even harder to understand?

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        • psychosmiley777

          we didnt dislike this because of the lack of description on the man, we dislike this because it was completely unclear,as well as not remotely startling…so please, stop being narcissistic, and accept that this is not the best creepypasta in the world -_-

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        • Someone

          Yes

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        • The Killer Known As Jeff

          I love you.

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        • http://deejaeharper.tumblr.com Soulless Ginger

          Your grasp of the English language, as shown in these comments, is not the best. It does not matter if you have ten pastas that blow our minds, makes us rethink life, and crap ourselves by the sheer prowess of them.
          The current pasta is bland, undercooked, and not written in a way that makes any sense. Instead of arguing and making us out to be the bad guys, take the criticism, rewrite it, and ask the admin to repost it. You are allowed to edit it as many times as you like.

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  • Poodleinacan

    I just noticed that people might probably missinterprete “daddy’s juice” for his sperm…. It’s not that… Far from that…. It’s booze.

    And it’s all about context.

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    • Endoplasmic Reticulum

      Yea, that’s not at all what we were thinking when we read this. Also, the rhyming scheme you used where the first line rhymes with the last line is not and should not be a real technique. And it seems you made up fake words for the sake of rhyming.

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    • Leanne

      Misinterpret Daddys juice for sperm? lol this didnt even cross my mind until i read this comment.

      now i can’t stop laughing.

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  • Len Lye

    It’s not simply a matter of creativity, plot matters to all pastas, even poems. Yea, I get it, some tall guy in a hat taking on a child apprentice to wreak havoc on the free world; that’s not really the most creative plot in the universe. Also, with poems, since plot is secondary, imagery needs to be your biggest concern. Sadly there was little to none, that coupled with the simplistic rhymes a thesaurus could’ve easily solved (some rhymes not making much sense either) and a done-to-death ABAB ABBA rhyming structure (that fell flat at several instances), this poem format fell apart quickly. Sorry poodle, not a fan.

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    • Poodleinacan

      Thanks for that relevent comment.

      For the rhyming structure, I don’t about the english poems, but poems basically look like that (simplistic rhymes… And they can be coupled to non-existing words and stuff… And message behind the poem can be pretty non-explicit.
      I mean, I could have made a poem that talks about fishes, but it’s significance would be about murders. (how would that be creepy?)

      My entry isn’t “boasting poetic prowess” kinda crap… It was just me wanting wanting to making that looked insignifiant, into a poem, so that it could get a different feel.

      And the reason why I barely included a description is that the character shouldn’t be recognisable… So that people wouldn’t be able to spot who’s the man in question.

      It’s ok if you’re not a fan. I don’t blame you.
      But I thank for making an honnest critique, and being all like “Me no understand, me hate! Me no like!” kinda thing… Because a lot of 10 years old seem to roam on the site…

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      • Poodleinacan

        I saw I missed some words…
        “For the rhyming structure, I don’t about the english poems, but poems basically look like that ”
        I mean:
        “For the rhyming structure, I don’t really know about the english poems, but the french poems basically look like that “

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        • Someone

          the poem doesn’t really flow. Try rewriting it though, the idea is good.

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        • TheBomb.com

          No offense, but Old McDonald could write a better Pasta than this.

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      • http://Blaketropica.com Stevenson H. Blake

        IQ dropped by like 30 points from reading this

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    • Len Lye

      I wasn’t aware the French had a different poem structure… that’s probably a medium they should stay away from.

      Anyway as a poet enthusiast and ameture poet, I find the only excuse to make up words for the sake of rhyming is if you’re Dr. Suess (cheater), otherwise I’d suggest getting an English thesaurus, a poet’s best friend. Also stick to a native English rhyming scheme, since most, if not all, of this site’s retinue is from… English people (also that French structure makes no sense).

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      • Poodleinacan

        Well, the rhyme style I used may not have been the same during all of the pasta, but there’s no rule that says that it must be.

        Though, I’m bilingual, I don’t really know much less used english words.

        And words in english and french are really the same, so there can also be some more restrictions…

        And I just found out that the type of rhyme I used is considered unacceptable in english… While in french, it’s acceptable (but it’s a poor rhyme (only 1 similarly sounding syllable)

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        • Paul

          You can’t be bilingual. You sure as hell don’t speak English.

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  • Jason

    that’s some rough rhyming…hard to understand.

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  • Slender

    lol wut

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  • Eivind

    Im sorry, but this was really bad.

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  • Anonymous

    Poop in a can! Poop I say!

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    • Poodleinacan

      Pathetic.

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  • Lord Corvell

    HAHA wow nobody liked this at all. I thought the weird grammar and words (yath?! Nice!) made it really interesting. Structurally it was weird too, but I think that adds to its discordant quality… I mean, it’s not about the splendor of light through trees, or the joy of seeing a small animal or whatever poetic fluffy stuff is out there… It’s about a folklore-like boogeyman. If he didn’t mention that it was an old poem it would have been less fitting but as it is, I think this was really interesting to read, and nowhere near deserving of it’s score. Poetry is art just the same as painting, and neither one have to follow conventions. Ever read E.E. Cummings?

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    • Poodleinacan

      Thanks for your appreciation.

      No,I never heard of E. E. Cummings.
      I’m french canadian… So, in my french class, we never learned about poets that wrote in other language than french…

      But yea, in my poem pasta, I used simple (yet, maybe not perfect) french poem structures that I learned over the pasta years.

      The word “yath” doesn’t exist (yea… It’s a thing we can do, in french poems. We can make up words). Since “you” or “ya” would not have work for the rhyme, I just added “th”, so that it felt, “old” (with words that aren’t used anymore)… And some rhymes (in the start) may not sound like rhyming, but if we know that people didn’t said words the same way, through out the ages, it can actually pass…

      … There are a lot of 10 year olds, who want to read gore and stuff, that are roaming on the site…

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      • This Guy Doesn’t Represent Canada

        You, my Francophone friend, are simply an embarrassment to our shared nationality. Seriously. Stop, and rethink your life. Or move. I don’t mean to be cruel, but honestly, writing is NOT YOUR STRONG POINT. Take up… crochet?

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  • Zebra_Lord

    The language in this poem was a far cry from how people spoke in the Middle Ages. Also, Poodle, just because something is original does not make it good. I felt nothing at all reading this, so as a poem, it failed at its purpose.

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    • Poodleinacan

      I know that even if something is original, it doesn’t mean that it’s good.

      … But some people might think that because the character is a tall man, that it’s Slenderman… Which isn’t the case.

      I mean, which is more intimidating : a small man, a normal sized man, or a tall man?

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    • Poodleinacan

      … Was I supposed to write how people wrote, in the middle ages?
      Writing “V” instead of “U”?

      Don’t yov vnderstand that the poem would have been vnderstandable, if I wrote how people vsed to speak?
      I gvess not.

      If I use your reason of “writing how people used to speak in the middle ages” and use it for everyday writing in french… My phrases wovld be riddled with apostrophies.

      And if I had written in spoken middle english, no one would have understood the pasta.

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      • rose

        Ya okay want me to get a ladder for that point thats went over your head?

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  • Cynnical Person

    At first I thought it was about Slenderman and then when I get to the end, I find out this was just some super generic story.Plus, I don’t understand why the author said that this was a middle age poem. The words didn’t give me a reason to think it was remotely aged. If this was a song sung by children, then it must have been hard to learn. The poem barely rhymed and the content hardly memorable.

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    • Poodleinacan

      Mark my words.
      I will never make a pasta about Slenderman, Jeff the Killer or anything that has already been written about.

      I said the poem was from the middle ages, to add a “specific” timeline…

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      • The Killer Known As Jeff

        But earlier you said there was no specific timeline.

        Make up your fucking mind.

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  • JR

    if this was from the middle ages, they would be ashamed.

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  • Candlejackass

    Originality makes this good, you say? Poorly written and difficult to understand poems as creepy pasta all the rage, you say? Let me try.

    Crap in a can
    (A creepy haiku by Candlejackass)

    This pasta sucks ass
    I’d rather eat dried dog turds
    Than read this nonsense

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    • Cynnical Person

      That isn’t hard enough to understand. How about:

      Little kids would crouch on ground,
      Where his poem fell out from their butt cheeks.
      Lone man from tree come over to poem,
      Wife leaves man when he went home.
      Five fingers went up his nose,
      Only three came out.

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      • Johnny C.

        I…what?

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    • Poodleinacan

      No rhyme,
      No dime.

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      • Anonymous

        Technically, poems do not need to rhyme.
        Now, as for your poem, it was very creative but as people are saying it does not flow from one point to another as fluidly as it should. You should try to tie the stanzas into one another.
        As for you saying that you will not ever write about an unoriginal character, you could simply change the character into something that fits your story, poem, or etc.
        Now as for all the haters, just ignore them.
        To all the haters, quit bugging the dude, at least they had the balls to post something at all, there are many people who write things that are very good but never post them because they do not want to have their hard work ridiculed.

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        • The Killer Known As Jeff

          Thank you.

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  • YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE USERNAME!

    I like the idea of a song.
    c:
    NOTHING TO DO HERE! (jetpacks away)
    No but seriously, maybe you should try this again, but as something besides a poem
    I think everyone is being a bit harsh on poodleinacan! It doesn’t feel good to have a low rated pasta!

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    • Poodleinacan

      Thanks.

      Yes.
      I only made my pasta as a poem, because I didn’t felt like there would have been much content, as a story.

      And unlike many people on the site, this is my “first” submition (well, It’s my second one… My first story didn’t made it, because double posted it, to fix some errors.) and it got on CreepyPasta.

      … The sad thing thing is that there are a lot of 10 year olds, on the site…

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    • Stripes_of_Doom

      This would have been better with more imagery. I think it showed promise, but it wasn’t executed properly.

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      • Poodleinacan

        But with more imagery would made the kysterious man not mysterious, and put some generic bloody murder gore scene.

        Plus, it would have it made the poem unnessecary longer, and people would have been like “Arg! Too long! I can’t understand! This sucks! I can’t understand it! This sucks!”
        Yes… Seeing how people are reacting towards hard to understand things… People would hae hated it more.

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      • Poodleinacan

        But thanks, for the appreciation of the idea.

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  • Godzilla

    I think I honestly hate you and your ego. This is like mothras fuzzy balls went ‘ oh let me waste all of your time for an orgy of suck” I really hate how if this were a poem, it should rhyme all the way through. I get you may have wanted a free verse but still. FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUuuUUuuUuuuuuuucCCCCKKKKKKKKK. YYYyyYyyYyoooooUUUUU

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    • Poodleinacan

      Me and my ego?
      … Did I say anywhere that I was an “artist”?

      … And…

      Go fuck yourself.

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      • http://Blaketropica.com Stevenson H. Blake

        You gotta buy him lunch first wannabe Shakespeare

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  • Rolo

    Utterly horrible to read and comprehend. Maybe try again with actual Old English or stick to not writing.

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    • Poodleinacan

      … Use old english, you say?

      … Maybe I should use written old english.
      … IT’S NOT GONA BE UNDERSTANDABLE IN OLD ENGLISH.
      Old english isn’t about those “thee”, “doust” and stuff like that…

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      • Someone

        For once you have a legit point Poodleinacan. Old English is a whole nother language.

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      • The Killer Known As Jeff

        Because you would know. I understand Shakespeare better than I can understand your English.

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        • Purple Frog

          Oh, no. He put an N before “other”. It’s friggin’ impossible to understand now.

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        • The Killer Known As Jeff

          That’s not what I was referring to, jackass. Have you been reading his responses? Read up on your shit before you make a smartass remark.

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        • Purple Frog

          Was talking about your response to Someone, not Poodle. So there.

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    • Poodleinacan

      What do you prefer to be written with, in old english?
      Runic alphabet, or latin alphabet (with words that barely ressembles the current english words (with some exceptions).

      You meant medium english (or something like that), but even then, it would be hard to understand.

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      • TheBomb.com

        Your English already hit rock bottom. This poem literally cant get any less understandable than it already is.

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      • languagejunkie

        Old English wasn’t ever written in the Runic alphabet.

        Middle English is actually very easy to understand, poodleinacan (at least for me), but it involves a level of modern English vocabulary and awareness of etymology you clearly don’t have.

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  • Ramika

    You might want to stick to writing in your native language, your English skills are not quite on the level that you can be writing poetry or prose. I don’t intend to be mean about it, it’s just you seem to lack a firm enough understanding as to what makes something in English coherent.

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    • Poodleinacan

      I know enought english.
      I just never learned the english poem style.

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      • http://deejaeharper.tumblr.com Soulless Ginger

        If you do not know English poetry, then don’t defend your poem as being fine. Be humble, learn the style, and resubmit. Your poem made me think of a hobo who sucks dick.

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      • Ender

        he knows enought guys let him be XD

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        • http://Blaketropica.com Stevenson H. Blake

          You spelt enough wrong you dumb-ass.

          And you talk about english

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