Your Life Is A Movie
There’s a movie theater in downtown Phoenix, Arizona that only plays movies from 1987. If you pay for 3 tickets and buy a large popcorn, they will play a film that shows you your future. If you watch the entire film completely, you will have sleeping problems for the rest of your life.
Your Life Is A Movie,
And saying ‘Entire film completely’ is redundant
So I’m paying $40 to watch myself sit in a movie theater for the rest of my life?
I can’t get the part about speel problems, though. I certainly think that would put anyone to sleep.
Just live your life kids, just live your life.
Don’t worry about me watching the whole thing and then getting “sleeping problems.”
My life is so boring I would leave in five minutes.
I didn’t understand the point of the story until I was halfway through reading the comments. >_>
I’m neutral on good/bad. Its just…meh.
I’d bring two friends with me. There’s no way in hell I’m buying 3 tickets and not using 2.
I can take naps, and they can tell me what I miss.
I’ll stick to tarot cards thanks, but nice pasta.
I was born in 1987!
(Also, if I watch a movie that shows my remaining life in its entirety, then I will be dead by the time I finish watching. Unless they cut the boring bits.)
LMAO
Welldone, location, NOW. Give it to us! I have an aunt in Phoenix that I want to get revenge on for kicking me out of the house at my OWN party a few years back. This seems like the perfect way.
*evil laugh*
My life would be one giant porno.
THEN WHO WAS MOVIE?
Oh, wait… I guess I was movie… carry on then
BUT WHO WAS POPCORN?!?!?!?! also I live in phoenix and all the theaters ar like that…..:P
THEN WHO WAS POPCORN?!
I thought it was great, “Alright” if you will.
seemed more like a joke pasta
So it only plays films from 1987.
I was born in 1989.
So a film of my future was made 2 years before I was born.
There’s only one explanation.
I am a time lord.
WITH HASTE, ROSE.
Yeah, alright.
So if you’re watching a movie that’s supposedly going to show your entire life, won’t you just be spending your entire life watching a movie of you watching a movie?
Unless you were stuck in some time loop thing.
And the worst thing that’ll happen is “you will have sleeping problems for the rest of your life”?
How ’bout “you will have wasted your life watching what you could have lived”?
Or “you will be unable to change your fate or the fate of your loved ones”?
Okay pasta is okay, I guess.
@ night light: ENTIRE filk COMPLETLE
if you look away once then you wont have sleeping problems cause you didnt see a certain scene
@Mr.Welldone:
Dont give away our location, I dont want a bussiness rush just after the holidays
@people saying it will see you sitting: ITS THE FUTER
@the sleeping problems:
I dont sleep anyway
all in all this story was too short, also it seems more like a ritual, “buy 3 tickets and a large popcorn” also
if i bring two friends wont it be a movie about all the times we are together?
I’ll bet this film already has a porn version.
So, wait a minute…
It’s my opinion that the movie would be slightly speeded up, with captions or something so that you won’t completely die. Then, in the movie, you go to a theater. You sit down. The movie starts again on the screen inside the movie. The same thing happens. Over and over and over.
LOL WTF
10/10
How dumb
i could right better than tan that LOL HAHA
Eh. I’ll just wait for the blu-ray to come out.
oh i get when he says youll have sleeping problems is because you will watch it for the rest of ur life
but i still sucks
it….