Your Life Is A Movie
There’s a movie theater in downtown Phoenix, Arizona that only plays movies from 1987. If you pay for 3 tickets and buy a large popcorn, they will play a film that shows you your future. If you watch the entire film completely, you will have sleeping problems for the rest of your life.
Your Life Is A Movie,
I lol’d.
im here bitches say my name
Candle j-a-c-k , now come and take me with yer candy bag, I’ll slowly slice your throat with a kitchen knife while you sleep.
Come on guys. we all know that Candlejack has no buisness being her
You spelled “CandleJack” wron
You spelt wrong wrong.
Trololololol. c:
You spelled spelled wrong
NEVER.
It’s obviously known you have no idea what grammar is
BUT WHO WAS LARGE POPCORN???
But my life isn’t a movie. It’s clearly a Neil Gaiman novel. :p
Yay! A Neil Gaiman fan! FINALLY! He’s one of those amazing writers that no one knows about. But I like it that way. It…makes it like a secret. That only us awesome people know about. Plus, it makes it more exciting when you find someone who also knows who Neil is.
*high five*
Er. seriously? Neil Gaiman hasn’t been a secret in quite some time. Or do you not remember a little film called "Coraline?" He’s pretty well-known even outside of geek circles.
Geek wannabe hipsters are annoying.
wait a sec i like him to wow nevr knew any one gave a crap about him yahhhhh
I think its trying to communicate…. What should we do
Burn it with fire?
Um I know his language!
Ill give it a shot!
yeah.. know yeah off you should.. get batter grammar!
But…I already have sleeping problems D:
Anybody who goes on this website has sleeping problems and people will only find out about this by going on this website
to true to true
soooooo true!
ITS PHONE!!!
But, WHO WAS PHONE?!
i was phone… i was phone
ikr
I did it for you<3
I like just cause his/ her name
Its called internet
Too vague to really be unsettling.
…this is just a little pathetic
Yes it is. Waste of time.
Took me a second to get that last sentence.
Very clever. xD
What! O_o
Haha, good one xD I guess if they play a film that shows you your future, but then you stay there to watch the whole film, there’d be a time when you’re just watching yourself watch the film of you watching a film until you DIE! (Yo, Dawg!)
Well, I found creepy that I was born on 1987 though o_O So either it was a coincidence the author picked that year at random or maybe he/she is the same age as me xD
I think this pasta would be better if it were something like this:
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There’s a movie theater in downtown Phoenix, Arizona that only plays movies from 1987. If you pay for 3 tickets and buy a large popcorn, they will play a film that shows you your future, starting from when you sit down. You will see your life getting worse and worse, all because of one tiny, small decision you made, totally unaware that it would affect you like that, that things could get that bad from a single choice.
In the last scene you see yourself, grinning with a bleeding mouth, your descent into insanity obvious. You croak out five words before shooting yourself, blood and gore splattering the screen.
“That film started it all…”
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That’s just my thoughts, though.
good ending!
Yeah, I like that ending better(the one that keisyl put up)
Then again, there’s nothing like a bad pasta to take the fear factor out of the scarier pastas, like whats-his-name.
I love pastas like that. U should post one.
This pasta wasn’t that creepy.
Dunno if my last post showed, so if I double, I’m sorry =\
I think this pasta would be better if it were something like this:
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There’s a movie theater in downtown Phoenix, Arizona that only plays movies from 1987. If you pay for 3 tickets and buy a large popcorn, they will play a film that shows you your future, starting from when you sit down. You will see your life getting worse and worse, all because of one tiny, small decision you made, totally unaware that it would affect you like that, that things could get that bad from a single choice.
In the last scene you see yourself, grinning with a bleeding mouth, your descent into insanity obvious. You croak out five words before shooting yourself, blood and gore splattering the screen.
“That film started it all…”
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That’s just my thoughts, though.
It would totally be better that way.
I can already see my future.Cancer at 30.That large popcorns not going to help.lol
Sleeping problems? That’s it?
Needs a rewrite.
Hello.
This is clever in ways many are not giving enough credit for.
Still, the imagination is not effectively stimulated to create the deeper levels of fear.
Regardless, such a theatre does indeed exist.
That’ll be one shortass movie because I plan to die when I turn 25… after a tragic car accident.
if i watch the ENTIRE film COMPLETELY…
mmmm, interesting…not really =\
I did this. Only instead of me, it was Nicholous Cage. And it wasn’t my future, it was Nick using his psychic powers to save San Fransisco from a Nuclear device. Good movie though.
I shat myself!
I like Keisyl’s version better.
Well, of COURSE you’d have sleeping problems. You just sat through a film a few decades in length. That has got to be a SERIOUS case of sleep deprivation.
Unless it’s only a highlight reel.
In which case, it’s more of a teaser of your life than a movie per-se, innit?
Wonder what the trailer looks like.
A laundromat, focused on a spinning clothesdryer…
Then, cut to title:
“Your Life”
Fade out, then fade in to:
“Get one soon”
Sadly this is the story of my live
Sadly this is the story of my life
This pasta was sucky
Wait…I wasn’t alive in 1987…
OH SHI-
I just blew my hard-earned cash on 3 tickets and a bucket of stale popcorn.
To watch a blank screen.
Two. Thumbs. Down.
cONFUSED
His comment actually got two thumb downs.
wut.
I think I’d have a little bit more to worry about than sleeping problems if my future could be fit into the time it takes to show a movie.
No, the twist is that the movie only shows what’s happening 3 seconds in the theatre in real time. Like your movie self takes a swig of soda 3 seconds before you do. Then that raises another question: If your movie self gets up to leave, and yet you don’t, what would happen? Would the screen go black and say “Go away a-hole”?
Hahaha I lol’d
Due to the contradictions and other issues a lot of comments have noted, I almost want to say the author intended for this to be a joke.
The point is if you watch the whole film, you’ll spend the rest of your life doing so. The movie is your lifetime long. You won’t sleep BECAUSE you’re watching it.