Your Life Is A Movie
Add this post to your list of favorites!There’s a movie theater in downtown Phoenix, Arizona that only plays movies from 1987. If you pay for 3 tickets and buy a large popcorn, they will play a film that shows you your future. If you watch the entire film completely, you will have sleeping problems for the rest of your life.
Your Life Is A Movie,
I lol’d.
The Person Formerly known as ‘Noneya’(Quote)
im here bitches say my name
Candeljack(Quote)
Candle j-a-c-k , now come and take me with yer candy bag, I’ll slowly slice your throat with a kitchen knife while you sleep.
Unknowndumdum(Quote)
Come on guys. we all know that Candlejack has no buisness being her
Herro(Quote)
You spelled “CandleJack” wron
Anonymous(Quote)
You spelt wrong wrong.
Trololololol. c:
Zombiie Lovee(Quote)
You spelled spelled wrong
Anonymous(Quote)
You spelled “wrong” wrong
Grammer Nazi(Quote)
NEVER.
Anon(Quote)
It’s obviously known you have no idea what grammar is
Anonymous(Quote)
Gimme a reason hmm hmm hmm whats that? Oh yeah there isnt one. You aint gonna kill ME in my sleep.
Anonymous(Quote)
Candeljack.
I Consist Entirely of Lego Bricks.(Quote)
Hey, Candeljack.
I Consist Entirely of Lego Bricks.(Quote)
Candlejack aha do somthing oh wait you cant do anythin
Anonymous(Quote)
>.<
CandleJack(Quote)
BUT WHO WAS LARGE POPCORN???
Some Fat Guy(Quote)
i just want my babyback,babyback,babyback, riiiiiiiiiiibs
beginners luck(Quote)
But my life isn’t a movie. It’s clearly a Neil Gaiman novel. :p
Megan(Quote)
Yay! A Neil Gaiman fan! FINALLY! He’s one of those amazing writers that no one knows about. But I like it that way. It…makes it like a secret. That only us awesome people know about. Plus, it makes it more exciting when you find someone who also knows who Neil is. :D *high five*
Alice(Quote)
Er. seriously? Neil Gaiman hasn’t been a secret in quite some time. Or do you not remember a little film called "Coraline?" He’s pretty well-known even outside of geek circles.
Geek wannabe hipsters are annoying.
Sorcha(Quote)
wait a sec i like him to wow nevr knew any one gave a crap about him yahhhhh
shits and giggles(Quote)
I think its trying to communicate…. What should we do
Confused_gentleman(Quote)
Burn it with fire?
AliLa(Quote)
Um I know his language!
Ill give it a shot!
yeah.. know yeah off you should.. get batter grammar!
Gear Death(Quote)
I love Neil Gaiman too! :D But I agree, he’s pretty well known.
Trinrri(Quote)
But…I already have sleeping problems D:
Ma Cherie(Quote)
Anybody who goes on this website has sleeping problems and people will only find out about this by going on this website
PHONE(Quote)
to true to true
Anonymous(Quote)
soooooo true!
dessx(Quote)
ITS PHONE!!!
The Lonely Entity(Quote)
But, WHO WAS PHONE?!
Anonymous(Quote)
i was phone… i was phone
phone(Quote)
ikr
shits and giggles(Quote)
I did it for you<3
Anonymous(Quote)
I like just cause his/ her name
What?!(Quote)
Its called internet
Thatonegirl(Quote)
Too vague to really be unsettling.
DoodleBunny(Quote)
…this is just a little pathetic :|
Not as Anonymous as Anonymous(Quote)
Yes it is. Waste of time.
Anyal-Lyn(Quote)
the comments are more interesting
Anonymous(Quote)
I agree.
CrazyWhovian(Quote)
Took me a second to get that last sentence.
Very clever. xD
Xantherian(Quote)
What! O_o
Haha, good one xD I guess if they play a film that shows you your future, but then you stay there to watch the whole film, there’d be a time when you’re just watching yourself watch the film of you watching a film until you DIE! (Yo, Dawg!)
Well, I found creepy that I was born on 1987 though o_O So either it was a coincidence the author picked that year at random or maybe he/she is the same age as me xD
Nighty(Quote)
I think this pasta would be better if it were something like this:
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There’s a movie theater in downtown Phoenix, Arizona that only plays movies from 1987. If you pay for 3 tickets and buy a large popcorn, they will play a film that shows you your future, starting from when you sit down. You will see your life getting worse and worse, all because of one tiny, small decision you made, totally unaware that it would affect you like that, that things could get that bad from a single choice.
In the last scene you see yourself, grinning with a bleeding mouth, your descent into insanity obvious. You croak out five words before shooting yourself, blood and gore splattering the screen.
“That film started it all…”
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That’s just my thoughts, though. :P
Keisyl(Quote)
good ending!
reader(Quote)
Yeah, I like that ending better(the one that keisyl put up)
Slender-Girl(Quote)
Then again, there’s nothing like a bad pasta to take the fear factor out of the scarier pastas, like whats-his-name.
Anonymous(Quote)
I love pastas like that. U should post one. :)
Notch(Quote)
This pasta wasn’t that creepy.
Anon(Quote)
Dunno if my last post showed, so if I double, I’m sorry =\
I think this pasta would be better if it were something like this:
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There’s a movie theater in downtown Phoenix, Arizona that only plays movies from 1987. If you pay for 3 tickets and buy a large popcorn, they will play a film that shows you your future, starting from when you sit down. You will see your life getting worse and worse, all because of one tiny, small decision you made, totally unaware that it would affect you like that, that things could get that bad from a single choice.
In the last scene you see yourself, grinning with a bleeding mouth, your descent into insanity obvious. You croak out five words before shooting yourself, blood and gore splattering the screen.
“That film started it all…”
—
That’s just my thoughts, though. :P
Keisyl(Quote)
that would be like so creepy like ahhhh! i just sealed my doom!
Anonymous(Quote)
It would totally be better that way.
SexualBubblegum(Quote)
So. Now is when we cross paths…
SexualChocolate(Quote)
I can already see my future.Cancer at 30.That large popcorns not going to help.lol
Mr.Smokey Man(Quote)
Sleeping problems? That’s it?
Needs a rewrite.
Anonymous(Quote)
Hello.
This is clever in ways many are not giving enough credit for.
Still, the imagination is not effectively stimulated to create the deeper levels of fear.
Regardless, such a theatre does indeed exist.
Mr. Welldone(Quote)
That’ll be one shortass movie because I plan to die when I turn 25… after a tragic car accident.
FAKEtofu(Quote)
if i watch the ENTIRE film COMPLETELY…
mmmm, interesting…not really =\
DJLoONa(Quote)
I did this. Only instead of me, it was Nicholous Cage. And it wasn’t my future, it was Nick using his psychic powers to save San Fransisco from a Nuclear device. Good movie though.
lolol(Quote)
I shat myself!
ITHIDET(Quote)
I like Keisyl’s version better.
The Person Formerly Known as ‘Noneya’(Quote)
Well, of COURSE you’d have sleeping problems. You just sat through a film a few decades in length. That has got to be a SERIOUS case of sleep deprivation.
Unless it’s only a highlight reel.
In which case, it’s more of a teaser of your life than a movie per-se, innit?
Wonder what the trailer looks like.
A laundromat, focused on a spinning clothesdryer…
Then, cut to title:
“Your Life”
Fade out, then fade in to:
“Get one soon”
Anonymous(Quote)
Sadly this is the story of my live :(
Fredzilla(Quote)
Sadly this is the story of my life :(
Fredzilla(Quote)
This pasta was sucky
Dr.Creepy(Quote)
Wait…I wasn’t alive in 1987…
OH SHI-
I just blew my hard-earned cash on 3 tickets and a bucket of stale popcorn.
To watch a blank screen.
Two. Thumbs. Down.
Report from a viewer(Quote)
cONFUSED
MINECRAFT MUTAFUCKA(Quote)
His comment actually got two thumb downs.
wut.
darthknight(Quote)
I think I’d have a little bit more to worry about than sleeping problems if my future could be fit into the time it takes to show a movie.
Commenter(Quote)
No, the twist is that the movie only shows what’s happening 3 seconds in the theatre in real time. Like your movie self takes a swig of soda 3 seconds before you do. Then that raises another question: If your movie self gets up to leave, and yet you don’t, what would happen? Would the screen go black and say “Go away a-hole”?
rawr(Quote)
Hahaha I lol’d :D
I’m Behind You(Quote)
Due to the contradictions and other issues a lot of comments have noted, I almost want to say the author intended for this to be a joke.
asdf(Quote)
The point is if you watch the whole film, you’ll spend the rest of your life doing so. The movie is your lifetime long. You won’t sleep BECAUSE you’re watching it.
Sara(Quote)
OMAGOD now i get it but wow thats more funny well then
Jade Queen(Quote)