Your Life Is A Movie

I lol’d.

But…I already have sleeping problems D:

Dunno if my last post showed, so if I double, I’m sorry =\

I think this pasta would be better if it were something like this:
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There’s a movie theater in downtown Phoenix, Arizona that only plays movies from 1987. If you pay for 3 tickets and buy a large popcorn, they will play a film that shows you your future, starting from when you sit down. You will see your life getting worse and worse, all because of one tiny, small decision you made, totally unaware that it would affect you like that, that things could get that bad from a single choice.

In the last scene you see yourself, grinning with a bleeding mouth, your descent into insanity obvious. You croak out five words before shooting yourself, blood and gore splattering the screen.

“That film started it all…”
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That’s just my thoughts, though. :P

I can already see my future.Cancer at 30.That large popcorns not going to help.lol

Hello.

This is clever in ways many are not giving enough credit for.

Still, the imagination is not effectively stimulated to create the deeper levels of fear.

Regardless, such a theatre does indeed exist.

if i watch the ENTIRE film COMPLETELY…
mmmm, interesting…not really =\

I shat myself!

Well, of COURSE you’d have sleeping problems. You just sat through a film a few decades in length. That has got to be a SERIOUS case of sleep deprivation.

Unless it’s only a highlight reel.

In which case, it’s more of a teaser of your life than a movie per-se, innit?

Wonder what the trailer looks like.

A laundromat, focused on a spinning clothesdryer…

Then, cut to title:

“Your Life”

Fade out, then fade in to:

“Get one soon”

Wait…I wasn’t alive in 1987…

OH SHI-

I just blew my hard-earned cash on 3 tickets and a bucket of stale popcorn.

To watch a blank screen.

Two. Thumbs. Down.

No, the twist is that the movie only shows what’s happening 3 seconds in the theatre in real time. Like your movie self takes a swig of soda 3 seconds before you do. Then that raises another question: If your movie self gets up to leave, and yet you don’t, what would happen? Would the screen go black and say “Go away a-hole”?