Your Life Is A Movie

Add this post to your list of favorites!There’s a movie theater in downtown Phoenix, Arizona that only plays movies from 1987. If you pay for 3 tickets and buy a large popcorn, they will play a film that shows you your future. If you watch the entire film completely, you will have sleeping problems for the rest of your life.
Your Life Is A Movie,


Not bad, but pretty vague and very very short. Had a lot of potential.
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i think it could of been scarier
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watching the film would take a life time so you would die in the seat =_=
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eeeh. could have been better.. although it’s still kinda interesting.
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@ moomoon
wow i never thought of that, that is very true
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…But if you’re watching the movie and it takes an entire lifetime to watch, then wouldn’t the movie be nothing but you sitting in a movie theatre? That sounds like it’d put anyone to sleep.
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@ Keisyl: thanks for the pasta. that one was really good :)
at first i thought that the fact that only 1987 movies are shown had smth to do with the whole future thing, but i cant make sense out of it. if its just part of the description of the place, it shouldnt be there cuz its really confusing><. aaaand sleeping problems cuz u saw ur future? bleh.
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@ FCF: Ha, no problem, I like writing pastas. Maybe one day I’ll get one on here :D
And now I understand the original point of this pasta thanks to Sara. This one was vague, but after consideration not too bad.
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Dea I was thinking the same thing. All you’ll be watching is yourself in a movie theater watching yourself in a movie theater watching your self in a movie theater and so on,it’ll go on and on till you die
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I already have sleeping problems so SUCK ON THAT!!
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Hmm, you think they have a DVD version of my life?
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Comments made my day. I ended up laughin my head off reading the comments. Thanks, guys xD
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Makes me think- why would I want to do that?
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I went, but my childhood was so damn boring that I sneaked out and saw the double feature of Robocop and Evil Dead II instead. The only sleeping problems I have are from regret that I didn’t see Ernest Goes to Camp on the big screen.
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Yeah right, you just want my money >.>
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and you would also be watching yourself sitting in the seat >_>;
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The sleeping problems thing isn’t necessarily true. Since it shows every second of your life, then you could sleep when your past-self slept.
I have a better question though… Who filmed the entire thing?
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I wanna know too
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Finally got it, but it tries too hard I feel. So it is a meh pasta.
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Sleeping problems!
OH NOES!!
LOL.
I think this one’s just silly.
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I just got it!
“You will have sleeping problems the rest of your life!”
Because you won’t sleep… Because you’re watching your life. I’m tripping myself out.
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And to number 42.
I did! I’m a creepy stalker. >:)
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$30 for tickets and another $30 for popcorn just to watch a boring movie about nothing?
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the reason youll have sleeping problems if you watc hthe whole thing is becuase if your old it will take a long time to watch you whole life and you wont be sleeping if your watching your whole life…..duhhhhh
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Haha, at first, I thought that when it said it’ll show your future, I thought that I would be watching myself making children with someone, then I thought i’d be watching porn XDD
Buuut, im slow and i just got the real meaing of the story.
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The last line sounds like a fortune cookie
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