Scary Paranormal Stories & Short Horror Microfiction

Creepypasta

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A homeless man is sitting on a park bench. You are jogging.
As you jog up to him, he holds his hand out and asks for change, you jog on past, pretending that you can’t hear him over your iPod.

Feeling guilty, you stop. You reach into the pocket of your running shorts for a couple of bucks you were saving for a bottle of water. You turn around to jog back to the homeless man.

He is already standing right behind you. The park is suddenly abandoned. His eyes are wriggling masses of wasp larvae, he outstretches his arms, each which are 5 feet in length. His mouth opens inexplicably wide, his lower jaw touching his sternum. The only sound he emits from his gaping mouth is a dial tone.

Before he pulls you into the black cavernous throat of his, you have time to scream,

“Oh god. You were phone!??”

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Yeah, So Quit Asking, 7.6 out of 10 based on 1924 ratings
  • blahhh

    hahahahah, favoritee(:

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    Rating: +34 (from 34 votes)
  • asdfjkl;

    WIN.

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    Rating: +43 (from 45 votes)
  • Kate

    mystery solved! you can all go home now.

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    Rating: +83 (from 85 votes)
    • Jaren

      Glad we could all finally put this dumb thing behind us. It was almost as bad as the whole Candlejack thing. Lord knows that was getting really played o

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      Rating: +40 (from 42 votes)
      • flamingiceman

        why does he always mess up my comments curse you candleja

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        Rating: +9 (from 19 votes)
        • Lazarus

          You didn’t say Candlejack you said candleja nice try br

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          Rating: +18 (from 20 votes)
        • Johnny C.

          Candlejack has apparently retu

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          Rating: +3 (from 3 votes)
      • Overly Manly Man

        Candlejack visited me on

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        Rating: +13 (from 15 votes)
        • Zombiie Lovee

          Don’t say Candlejack you’ll regr

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          Rating: +2 (from 2 votes)
        • Andrew

          Candlejack Candlejack!! OH SNAP! I COMPLETED A SENTENCE! OH YES! BAM!

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          Rating: -9 (from 9 votes)
      • Overly Manly Man

        *twice this time he isn’t getting off with a warning.

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        Rating: +11 (from 13 votes)
  • Footprint in the Sand

    beautiful xP

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  • Alex

    Hm….wow

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    Rating: +5 (from 5 votes)
  • I Was Phone

    Om nom nom nom

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    Rating: +28 (from 28 votes)
  • ben dover

    this is art

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    Rating: +21 (from 21 votes)
  • Anonymous

    THEN WHO WAS….

    wait….

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    Rating: +58 (from 64 votes)
  • fgsfds

    … I DON’T BELIEVE IT!

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    Rating: +5 (from 7 votes)
  • Spooge

    BUT WHO WAS…… oh :(

    i guess I’ll stop asking now.

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    Rating: +32 (from 36 votes)
  • Miss Betterdone

    I FUCKING KNEW IT

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  • Anonymous

    HELL FUCKING YES,

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  • Yep

    haha thank you thank you thank you. Now we can stop those stupid questions. :D

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    • some guy

      BUT WHO WAS STUPID QUESTIONS??

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      Rating: +3 (from 7 votes)
  • Anonymous

    About time I enjoyed a good pasta.

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    Rating: +7 (from 7 votes)
  • Comment Leaver

    :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    I just shat brix. Oh my god. Amazing. Simply amazing.

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    Rating: +10 (from 16 votes)
    • HASHEDPATATOES

      Your comments OOO’s broke out of the comment box and ran across half my screen. What type of wizardry is this?!

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      Rating: +34 (from 34 votes)
    • Zane

      Why is youre OOOs breaking the comment box and going across my screen?

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      Rating: +3 (from 3 votes)
  • http://hmm tokidoki ty

    ………………………………………………………………….. UH.

    AND @ fgsfds: … BELIEVE IT!

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  • HackerOnHacker

    Mystery solved, soldiers. We can all go home.

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  • worldwxrme

    BUT WHO WAS iPOD?

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    • Herobrine

      Funny shit worldwxrme

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      • SuperSak

        Herobrine, can you please stop scare the sh#t out of me on minecraft?

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        Rating: +8 (from 10 votes)
    • Ms. Widemouth

      *face palm*

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  • http://creepypasta.com Someone is here now

    Oh My God, He was Phone!!!!

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  • fgsfds

    Also, just to annoy you:
    BUT WHO AS LARVAE?

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    Rating: -19 (from 33 votes)
  • fgsfds

    … was*

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  • Lauralot

    LOVE.

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    Rating: +4 (from 4 votes)
  • Iron Knight

    Absolutely amazing. Nothing has ever won this hard. Ever.

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    Rating: +13 (from 13 votes)
  • Darkgamr

    Finally killed the meme!

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    Rating: +4 (from 14 votes)
  • laurel

    then who was mindfuck?

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