Yeah, So Quit Asking
A homeless man is sitting on a park bench. You are jogging.
As you jog up to him, he holds his hand out and asks for change, you jog on past, pretending that you can’t hear him over your iPod.
Feeling guilty, you stop. You reach into the pocket of your running shorts for a couple of bucks you were saving for a bottle of water. You turn around to jog back to the homeless man.
He is already standing right behind you. The park is suddenly abandoned. His eyes are wriggling masses of wasp larvae, he outstretches his arms, each which are 5 feet in length. His mouth opens inexplicably wide, his lower jaw touching his sternum. The only sound he emits from his gaping mouth is a dial tone.
Before he pulls you into the black cavernous throat of his, you have time to scream,
“Oh god. You were phone!??”
hahahahah, favoritee(:
WIN.
mystery solved! you can all go home now.
beautiful xP
Hm….wow
Om nom nom nom
this is art
THEN WHO WAS….
wait….
… I DON’T BELIEVE IT!
BUT WHO WAS…… oh
i guess I’ll stop asking now.
I FUCKING KNEW IT
HELL FUCKING YES,
haha thank you thank you thank you. Now we can stop those stupid questions.
About time I enjoyed a good pasta.
:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I just shat brix. Oh my god. Amazing. Simply amazing.
………………………………………………………………….. UH.
AND @ fgsfds: … BELIEVE IT!
Mystery solved, soldiers. We can all go home.
BUT WHO WAS iPOD?
Oh My God, He was Phone!!!!
Also, just to annoy you:
BUT WHO AS LARVAE?
… was*
LOVE.
Absolutely amazing. Nothing has ever won this hard. Ever.
Finally killed the meme!
then who was mindfuck?
lold
I was wondering when this would show up on here. Good show, WHO WAS.
But then WHO WAS HOBO?
Epic.
damn hobos.
lulz this meme will never die. NEVERRRRRRRRRRR.
I come home from a long day of shit to be scared, and this is what I get?
FUCK.
YOU.
epic
The meme is finally gone…for now.
He was phone….
BUT WHO WAS IPOD?!?!?!?!?!?!
Best. Freakin. Pasta. Everrrr!
Best pasta ever.
EPIC WIN!
BUT WHO WAS BOTTLED WATER?
I always wanted to do that.
Pure epicness!
BUH BUH BUUUUHHHMMM.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Best. Simply the best.
Wait…if there was a dial tone…WHO WAS HE CALLING?
Fucking epic.
so HE was phone!!!!
i fucking knew it
Ok, first of all- Brix for the weird hobo.
Second- I’m glad i know who phone is.
Third- Always give hobos money-That way you will not be consumed by him on your morning jog. If not- then you better run pretty damn fast.
Thank you.
I lol’d so hard.
Aha!
Fail joke pasta is fail.
I LAWLD
I CAEM
LMAO!
BUT WHO WAS BROKEN FOURTH WALL?
Fucking epic.
BUT WHO WAS PHONE CALLING?
Ok so whenever someone asks this question we can all just reply
http://www.creepypasta.com/yeah-so-quit-asking/
It probably says something about me that I actually found this a little creepy, in a nonironic manner.
what a shit story
Waaaait….. Then…. WHO WAS JOGGER?
BUT WHO WAS CHANGE FOR WATER?!
The mystery solved.
hahaha win forever.
Well played, dear writer.
BUT WHO WAS SHORTS??!??
That takes care of one question…
BUT WHO WAS IPOD?
WHO WAS BOTTLED WATER?
WHO WAS LARVAE?
Sorry guys, I had to do it.
Who actually pretends that they can’t see homeless people? Fuck ‘em. They should get jobs. I tell them to their face.
Awesome. Sheer win and kittens are this post.
But on a more serious note, anyone kind of think of the Crocotta legend upon the description of the hobo/phone guy?
Who was you???
FCK YEAH F EPIC!!!!!!!!!!
WHOM was he calling?.
My, my, How could I not see it.
Just, Pure win.
This makes me happy… BUT WHO WAS SPARE CHANGE?
SO FUCKING EPICLY EPIC I THINK I PISSED MYSELF
OH MY GOD I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!
BUT WHO WAS…
…damn…
Very genious, I might add. I’m surprised I didn’t think of this first.
omg, i loooooove it
!!!!!!
he was iphone XD
MY MIND REJECTS IT
Well play fucker… well played..
I love that seemingly the only point of this story is to stop everyone from asking “WHO WAS…”
HiIlarious.
BUT WHO WAS PARK?
I don’t get it, what was the point of the story and why are all these people saying who was bottle this and hobo that?
What The?!. EPIC WIN!.
I Just LMAO. xD
BUT WHO WAS NOUN
BUT WHO WAS WHO WAS PHONE
…
oh wait
Lolz, who was iPhone.
YES.
10/10
Epic pasta is epic.
But the typo irritates me. “each OF which.”
BUT WHO WAS HOMELESS MAN???
BUT WHO WAS BOTTLE OF WATER
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU RUINED THE MYSTERY! T_T how could you…
oh well it has a good meaning..give money to the homless >:( or else!
did the homeless man have snot running down his nose as well?
Fuck.
This is the most amazing thing ever.
A++ would LOL again.
It’s ironic that this probably revived the meme, judging by the responses. They’ll probably replace phone with some other stupid object, like a kettle or brick.
fail tbh
Ahahah hh That wuz awesome. Yeye nao stopped asking Who was Phone??
Saw it coming.
but then, who was dial tone !?
BUT THEN WHO WAS DIAL TONE?
BUT WHO WAS…oh.
Also, this pasta made me shit my pants.
I will never sleep again.
GOOD GOD!
Soulja boys “Kiss me through the phone” will never be the same again
I can’t believe all you faggots thought this was a winner.
If you want to believe a scary hobo was phone, go for it, I’m going to continue questioning.
kind of reminds me of the time I failed to fight a hobo……he pissed on me after…ew….memories….ew…
i dont get it.
Failed story. It makes little sense and is not scary at all.
THEN WHO WAS BRICK
@anooooooooony and Hahaha, if it doesn’t make sense, go to the creepypasta archives and look through the comments. Then come back when you’re a little more intelligent and try again. It’s like the “Heron” one posted on Halloween.
Bet that’s a new concept, huh?
As for the pasta? It was epic.
Bad end.
THEN WHO WAS PHoh wait.
cool story bro, but really, who WAS phone?
5/5, would watch again
Hahahahalalalhahweewrosdgwrtohahah. :]
+10
Oh,my. HE WAS PHONE!
Mystery solved.
(nice pasta xD)
Now there’s a new mystery that needs solved:
WHAT WAS PHONE!?
@Greycool & @that fucking cat & @Confused & @strat & @anoooooooooony & @Hahaha
Either obvious troll, lurk the fuck moar, gb2/gaia, or all of the above.
yeah its me ok. it required makeup and a change of clothes but i at least got a free meal out–….change?
CHANGE?!! YOU GOT CHANGE?!! COME ON HELP A GUY OUT!!
motherfucking WIN.
so much win.
BUT WHO WAS CREEPY PASTA WRITER???
O_O oh shit!!! perfect
Win. Epic.
Finally,somebody made phone. ive been waiting for this.
can someone explain to me what this is about ? O_O
yeah no, i dont get it ?
THEN WHO WAS-
Oh wait….
So he was the one who called you, asking what you were doing with his daughter? The mystery solved at last.
Fantastic.
OH MY GOD! This is the best creepypasta I’ve ever read, about CreepyPasta. ^w^
And now, we can always direct WHO WAS X comments here. It was funny the first 4,039,203 times, but after that, it just got old. Especially when it was commented on things that have no vagueness whatsoever. (”BUT WHO WAS LADDER?!” Seriously?).
This is the hardest, most epic win to have evar existed in the history of teh internets
You, my good sir/madam, have just won yourself an amazing 9,001 internets.
The people that don’t understand this need to gtfo, real bad.
brilliant
This is gonna become the stuff of legend.
I feel sorry for all the people who took this seriously and cannot see what it is parodying.
HOBO WAS PHONE!!! NOW STOP RINGING ME WHEN I’M TRYING TO PORK YOUR DAUGHTER!!
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
Dudes, I think Phone lives at the end of my street…
HOLY SHIT.
I LOVE YOU.
Phone was bum?
If you have any babies I want to eat them so I can have your only babies.
LOL
And @ tokidoki ty: Aww… I wanted to say that.
this is made of win
there need to be a horror-mystery
show titled “WHO WAS”
alright guise, let’s take it in
THEN WHO WASN’T PHONE?!
It is a pity, that now I can not express - it is very occupied. But I will be released - I will necessarily write that I think on this question.
Wait what?
If I was phone THEN WHO WAS JOGGER? OH SHI-
Ok i havent been on here in a while but I’m so freaking confused. I don’t get it at all could someone please explain?
Who was iPod?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
now y’all annoyings will stop cause y’alls question is answered right? lol this one rocked
i thought it was gonna be corny
but i was soooooo wrong
But I still like asking the question
mmm…
ehh.
who was…. PARK BENCH?
WIN on so many levels
You are all newfags
BUT THEN WHO WAS HOMELESS MAN?
THEN WHO WAS RUNNING SHORTS?!?!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Thank god. I am getting really sick of people running that old joke into the ground in the comment forum.
Just because it was funny once doesn’t mean it will be funny the next eight thousand times!
THEN WHO WAS DISAPPEARED PARK PEOPLE?!
“A homeless man is sitting on a park bench.”
PHONE WAS AQUALUNG?
You know… I think this pasta actually kinda sucks. Never mind it’s awful… I don’t see why everyone else liked it so much. Or were they being sarcastic?
@Emox4:
There’s a meme that invariably pops up in responses to creepypasta. Usually it’s some variant of “WHO WAS X” where “X” was someone/something in the story (usually the ghost, ghoul, monster, ax-crazy japanese woman-spirit, etc.) This popped up from a really crappy old creepypasta which ended with “BUT WHO WAS PHONE”.
This pasta that you read answers the age-old question of “Who was Phone”. It’s sort of a joke that you only get when you’re on /x/ for a while.
signed,
Lonelyanon15
I KNEW IT!
PFFFFFHAHAHAHA
LMFAO
this wins so hard
chuck norris is jealous
(especially the comments (minus the n00bs -_-)
Shit… what the hell was I doing trying to pork a hobo’s daughter?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
BUT WHO WAS PARK BENCH?
PIME TARADOX
and so this shall go down in history as The Best Thing Ever.
THEN WHO WAS WASP?
I FUCKING KNEW IT!
WHO WAS BENCH
Omg. I shat a brick laughing from this pasta. Very tasty!
Wtf?
This pasta is bad and you should feel bad.
HOBO PHONE!
It’s always the homeless..
That was fantastic
I can imagine this being the form of some kind of eldritch horror that calls itself phone, and catches it’s victims like this, trapping them in the phone lines for eternity and feeding of the potential energy of all the victims days that they will never have.
Am I thinking about this too much? Hm…..perhaps.
BUT WHO WAS PHONE MAN?
BUT WHO WAS MAN ?
BUT WHO WAS PARK CONSTRUCTION MANAGER!?
I’m laffing so hard I almost chocked
You know that the jogger is totally a creepypasta fan.
no i is phone
oh gawd ive been waitin for this!!!!!
No… That was me.
Great! Mystery solved!
Win! This made my life.
TL;DR
Oh God, epic.
Oh man, you got me :/
THEN WHO WAS HOMELESS MAN?
bricks. were. shat.
Ahahahahaha, someone give this guy a cookie. My post’s a year late, but I’m glad to be part of this legacy. I leave you with these parting words:
lololololololololol
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!
So, Phone was Hobo, huh?
Wait…
BUT WHO WAS HOBO!?
HAHAHAHAH, YESSS!
I quite enjoyed this. Better ending than many stories, actually.
I told you I was phone, but you didn’t believe me. So I was hobo eat you.
Hobo’s identity was not revealed so the question still remains…
Graet stoory dued
Who was daughter!?
i dont get it D:
I knew that fucker was phone…
im new here and sadly i dont get the phone jokes
I knew he was phone…
i like this.