Watch Out For The… Wait, What?

Add this post to your list of favorites!Driving home at night, you notice that all the lights in your house/apartment are on. As you park the car, they all turn off at the same time. The house is empty and the doors are locked from the inside.
You check your watch. The big hand is on the 4, the little hand is on the 1. You’ll be late for work.
At work, you find an email in your inbox. The sender is yourself. Puzzled, you open the e-mail you apparently sent to yourself. Inside is the message “the out for watch watch.”
You look at your watch. The little hand is on the 4, the big hand is on the 1. You look back at the screen. The fourth and first words have swapped places. “watch out for the watch.” You look at your watch again.
Your watch is digital.
Watch Out For The... Wait, What?,


… Wait… What?
Anonymous(Quote)
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This one is awesome
Anon(Quote)
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Turns out your power just went off and you’re a little bit retarded.
Burt Reynolds(Quote)
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you fail. badly. i suggest an hero.
Anonymous(Quote)
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i love this one
Paris(Quote)
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I don’t get it lol.
Anonymous(Quote)
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THEN WHO WAS WATCH?
anon(Quote)
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So… The watches hands are going to put you in a strangle hold?
Bob(Quote)
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wtf?
Buttrice(Quote)
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so your watch makes you not know what time it is, or what the fuck? why do all your lights go out? what is going on
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your watch is digital…
it doesnt HAVE hands.
when the little hand and the big hand move from 1 to 4 and 4 to 1
the emails words switch too.
Sure its really weird but uh
still very interesting.
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Your explanation makes less sense than the story.
Endoplasmic Reticulum(Quote)
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This is less of a “OMG! My watch is out to get me!” situation, and more of a “WTF!? Am I high!?” situation.
Readman(Quote)
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The comment posted by Bob made me think of tiny skeletal watch hands punching you in the face a la “Army of Darkness.”
Dammerung(Quote)
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wtf? I didn’t get this story at all, too frickin’ disconnected…
Zombie(Quote)
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but its DIGITAL!!! DIGITAL!!!
*has panic attack and keels over*
Oh shyt a lion(Quote)
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WTTFFF!
TBALLS(Quote)
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…wat
Foolish(Quote)
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Okay…..um…i really dont understand this one. ha i guess im no the only one huh??
mya(Quote)
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o_O
I needs moar drugs
Reptilian Liar(Quote)
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I like it.
Darkest(Quote)
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this one makes me lol
Anders Blankheart(Quote)
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i got an boner for reading this one
Shinyster(Quote)
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Thats what I do. I be all digital all up in yo face. Its how I do. You best watch out or I might be gettin all digital up in YO FACE.
Watch(Quote)
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obvious parody pasta is not so obvious to some…
Truan(Quote)
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it’s killing me that I dont get it!!!!
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