The Post Office
In the panhandle of Oklahoma, along the interstate, there is a lone brick building marked “Post Office No.56″, and is marked with tape at the door as “Closed”. The building has no doors, and looks like a small box of bricks from a distance. The door is always locked, and will never budge, no matter how hard you try.
Every July 7th, if you are positioned to the west of the building with the door opposite of where you stand, your nose will begin to bleed. If you drink some of the blood, one of your teeth will fall out.
Take the took and go to the door. The tape will no longer be there, and the building will have one small eye shaped window.
If you go to the window and place the tooth in it, the door will click open. Do not look in the window. Never look in the window.
When you open the door, a slow salty breeze will blow out, and the entire room will be pitch black. Enter the room and shut the door. You will wait 10 minutes to 40 minutes, depending on the last time you saw your parents.
After the time is up, a single shrill scream will sound. If you flinch, you will wake up in your bed, sweating. If you don’t flinch, close your eyes quickly and start running. You will run for about 4-7 minutes depending on how fast you are, then you will hit a wall. Do not open your eyes.
The ground will feel warm, and your eyelids will see the color red. Do not open your eyes. Just feel around until you find a ring on the floor. The ring will be cold as ice. Pull on the ring and a trapdoor will open. Enter the trapdoor.
After doing this, you will fall through the roof of an office tile in a building in downtown Tulsa, in a bathroom stall. In the toilet will be a wallet and a gold ring. Take the gold ring, do not touch the wallet.
The Post Office,
There’s no doors in the beginning, but one line down, the doors are always locked. LOLWUT
What do you do with the gold ring?
Use it to engage w/ your beautiful wife
WIFE: OMG HE WENT TO JARED!!!
ME: Fuck that! I’d rather risk my life at post office No. 56 than pay for a 300-dollar gold ring!
and whats with the wallet.
Agreed with comment one. Paradox!
I hate creepypasta’s such as these, they tell you to do all these things, but they have no rewards or reasons for you to do these insane things
Yeah. Hell with that. I don’t give a shit about gold rings. I’d rather look in the damn window.
“Take the took”
Wait, Pippin is there?
What happens if you:
look in the window?
don’t flinch and run and open your ees when you hit the wall?
touch the wallet and not the gold ring?
How are you expected to do what you’re not suppsoed to? I so would end up doing those things.
So I’ll be risking my life in a paranormal nightmare where my life/soul/sanity will be risked if I look in the window, open my eyes when I hit the wall, and/or touch the wallet, all for a gold ring.
Don’t get me wrong, I can resist temptation. I just don’t want to risk my aforementioned life/soul/sanity for a gold ring, when I could get a similar gold ring with money, which I’m much more willing to give in lieu of my tooth and nearly an hour of fatal paranormal phenomena.
Of course, I mean no offense to the writer of this story. I just think he/she should make sure that the reward is at least questionably worth the tooth, risk, and time.
Come on, take the money and run. That’s what I’d do. Screw the paranormal, I have money.
Readman, you could always melt the gold ring down into a tooth, because they’re in nowadays.
This is pointless just because I wouldn’t stick my hand in a toilet for anything.
what if you’re a greedy bastard and take the wallet :c
The abandoned building thing at the beginning was promising…and then it just went to shit.
This the WORST ritual story by far.
This story is a lot like LOST. It creates a fantastic environment for things to happen in and around (a mysterious, doorless, abandoned building that causes nosebleeds to people who loiter around it) but becomes so preoccupied with throwing curveball after curveball at the user that it forgets to make the journey interesting or logical or the end reward worthwhile.
and what happens after i stick my hand in the shitter for the ring?
You get stuck in the toilet and you have to call the janitor to help you get out!
DUH.
magic ring perhaps
My PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSS! I WANTS IT BACK!
XD
YOU BECOME LORD OF THE RING
You become a Planeteer.
I agree with comment #13. xD
Hell of a lot of flaws in this one.
Has promise, but still…
“In the panhandle of Oklahoma, along the interstate, there is a lone brick building marked “Post Office No.56″, and is marked with tape at the door as “Closed”. The building has no doors, and looks like a small box of bricks from a distance. The door is always locked, and will never budge, no matter how hard you try.”
The door is locked? What?! There aren’t any doors!
about that….kay, door,no door, door, window, door, wall, trapdoor, toilet!?!?!?
WTF!?
“In the panhandle of Oklahoma, along the interstate, there is a lone brick building marked “Post Office No.56″, and is marked with tape at the door as “Closed”. The building has no doors, and looks like a small box of bricks from a distance. The door is always locked, and will never budge, no matter how hard you try.”
The door is locked? What?! There is no door!
I’d turn on the lights when I got inside..