The Post Office
In the panhandle of Oklahoma, along the interstate, there is a lone brick building marked “Post Office No.56″, and is marked with tape at the door as “Closed”. The building has no doors, and looks like a small box of bricks from a distance. The door is always locked, and will never budge, no matter how hard you try.
Every July 7th, if you are positioned to the west of the building with the door opposite of where you stand, your nose will begin to bleed. If you drink some of the blood, one of your teeth will fall out.
Take the took and go to the door. The tape will no longer be there, and the building will have one small eye shaped window.
If you go to the window and place the tooth in it, the door will click open. Do not look in the window. Never look in the window.
When you open the door, a slow salty breeze will blow out, and the entire room will be pitch black. Enter the room and shut the door. You will wait 10 minutes to 40 minutes, depending on the last time you saw your parents.
After the time is up, a single shrill scream will sound. If you flinch, you will wake up in your bed, sweating. If you don’t flinch, close your eyes quickly and start running. You will run for about 4-7 minutes depending on how fast you are, then you will hit a wall. Do not open your eyes.
The ground will feel warm, and your eyelids will see the color red. Do not open your eyes. Just feel around until you find a ring on the floor. The ring will be cold as ice. Pull on the ring and a trapdoor will open. Enter the trapdoor.
After doing this, you will fall through the roof of an office tile in a building in downtown Tulsa, in a bathroom stall. In the toilet will be a wallet and a gold ring. Take the gold ring, do not touch the wallet.
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May 17th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
There’s no doors in the beginning, but one line down, the doors are always locked. LOLWUT
May 19th, 2008 at 4:04 am
What do you do with the gold ring?
June 7th, 2008 at 2:45 am
Agreed with comment one. Paradox!
June 8th, 2008 at 12:38 am
I hate creepypasta’s such as these, they tell you to do all these things, but they have no rewards or reasons for you to do these insane things
June 9th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Yeah. Hell with that. I don’t give a shit about gold rings. I’d rather look in the damn window.
June 13th, 2008 at 5:06 am
“Take the took”
June 22nd, 2008 at 12:22 am
What happens if you:
look in the window?
don’t flinch and run and open your ees when you hit the wall?
touch the wallet and not the gold ring?
June 26th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
How are you expected to do what you’re not suppsoed to? I so would end up doing those things.
June 29th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
So I’ll be risking my life in a paranormal nightmare where my life/soul/sanity will be risked if I look in the window, open my eyes when I hit the wall, and/or touch the wallet, all for a gold ring.
Don’t get me wrong, I can resist temptation. I just don’t want to risk my aforementioned life/soul/sanity for a gold ring, when I could get a similar gold ring with money, which I’m much more willing to give in lieu of my tooth and nearly an hour of fatal paranormal phenomena.
Of course, I mean no offense to the writer of this story. I just think he/she should make sure that the reward is at least questionably worth the tooth, risk, and time.
July 1st, 2008 at 10:44 am
Come on, take the money and run. That’s what I’d do. Screw the paranormal, I have money.
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:00 am
don’t be a pussy redman. I would risk my life/soul/sanity for bling any day, but then again I’m a nigger, life-rival gangs soul-rap sanity-crack cocaine… also rap.
July 8th, 2008 at 12:34 am
Readman, you could always melt the gold ring down into a tooth, because they’re in nowadays.
July 10th, 2008 at 11:32 am
This is pointless just because I wouldn’t stick my hand in a toilet for anything.
July 11th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
what if you’re a greedy bastard and take the wallet :c
July 17th, 2008 at 1:15 am
The abandoned building thing at the beginning was promising…and then it just went to shit.
This the WORST ritual story by far.
July 18th, 2008 at 12:59 am
This story is a lot like LOST. It creates a fantastic environment for things to happen in and around (a mysterious, doorless, abandoned building that causes nosebleeds to people who loiter around it) but becomes so preoccupied with throwing curveball after curveball at the user that it forgets to make the journey interesting or logical or the end reward worthwhile.
July 21st, 2008 at 7:01 pm
agreed
July 25th, 2008 at 1:22 am
and what happens after i stick my hand in the shitter for the ring?
July 29th, 2008 at 11:45 am
magic ring perhaps
July 29th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
My PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSS! I WANTS IT BACK!
August 1st, 2008 at 5:10 am
YOU BECOME LORD OF THE RING
August 3rd, 2008 at 7:28 pm
You become a Planeteer.
August 5th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
I agree with comment #13. xD
August 16th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
Hell of a lot of flaws in this one.
Has promise, but still…
August 17th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
“In the panhandle of Oklahoma, along the interstate, there is a lone brick building marked “Post Office No.56″, and is marked with tape at the door as “Closed”. The building has no doors, and looks like a small box of bricks from a distance. The door is always locked, and will never budge, no matter how hard you try.”
The door is locked? What?! There aren’t any doors!
August 17th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
about that….kay, door,no door, door, window, door, wall, trapdoor, toilet!?!?!?
WTF!?
August 17th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
“In the panhandle of Oklahoma, along the interstate, there is a lone brick building marked “Post Office No.56″, and is marked with tape at the door as “Closed”. The building has no doors, and looks like a small box of bricks from a distance. The door is always locked, and will never budge, no matter how hard you try.”
The door is locked? What?! There is no door!
I’d turn on the lights when I got inside..
August 17th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Dude.
August 17th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
doode, wtf, i thot there werent anydoors………………… lets recap, door, no doors, window, door, wall, trapdoor, toilet?
August 19th, 2008 at 4:44 am
You just lost the game, OP…
August 20th, 2008 at 7:38 am
@UndeadBuddah
…Thanks for that.
August 20th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
gold ring? what if i lose it doing dishes or somthing :c
i’d rather have i life time supply of bacon ice cream…any body wanna share *bacon ice cream*
August 20th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
You have to push button first.
August 27th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
…this=stupid…
1. paradoxasaurus rex much? there are no doors, but there’s a sign on a locked door? eehhhhh?
2. y wud i loiter around an abandoned building?…now that i know what the ‘reward’ is [some ring….ooooh, cuz i’m frodo or sumfing ><] i’m certainly not doing it.
3. ppl are talking about shoving there hand in a toilet, what about drinking blood from ur snotty nose?!
mr./ms. author…u lost me at oklahoma…try again…perhaps with something more frightening.
if i open my eyes then what? what about if i look through the window? will i b killed?!
puhleaaaase! it had promise, but it feels like it was written by a 14 year old attempting to be frightening.
like we say in jamaica ‘ah fuckery dat!’
that is all.
August 27th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
i love you ^.^
August 27th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
love who?…me?
September 11th, 2008 at 4:07 am
ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL!!
yeah this was just some 11 year old kid who tried to write a story that can rival other ones on this site.
im sorry but this one is just awful.
September 11th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
This was an ABOMINABLY bad post! You go through all that, just for a ring!?
September 11th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
yes you mr.DJ LoONa
not many people speak there mind ^.^
September 12th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
teehee
i’m a ms. moomoon
but i suppose i love you too^^ -hugs-
some people don’t appreciate my sense of humor, or my opinion
o well =\
October 8th, 2008 at 8:09 am
Dude, I LIVED in the panhandle of OK. There’s no fuckin’ post office like this.
Well, okay the post office was kind of creepy, but it had a door. You could get inside and mail packages and shit.
DEBUNKED.
October 12th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Where’s the ending?
November 5th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
So, do you still have your eyes closed when you open the trapdoor and dig into the toilet? If you’ve got your eyes closed when you’re doing that, you’d probably touch the wallet..
November 7th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
“The building has no doors”
“The door is always locked”
Fail.
Also,
“You will run for about 4-7 minutes depending on how fast you are, then you will hit a wall.”
I can’t resist imagining someone doing just that and breaking into a string of swears upon impact with the wall.
Along with “Fuck, my nose is bleeding again.” :3
November 18th, 2008 at 1:30 am
LOLwut? That was a little convoluted for my tastes.
November 21st, 2008 at 11:41 am
“The building has no doors…”
“The door is always locked.”
LOL WUT.