Scary Paranormal Stories & Short Horror Microfiction

Creepypasta

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In the panhandle of Oklahoma, along the interstate, there is a lone brick building marked “Post Office No.56″, and is marked with tape at the door as “Closed”. The building has no doors, and looks like a small box of bricks from a distance. The door is always locked, and will never budge, no matter how hard you try.

Every July 7th, if you are positioned to the west of the building with the door opposite of where you stand, your nose will begin to bleed. If you drink some of the blood, one of your teeth will fall out.

Take the took and go to the door. The tape will no longer be there, and the building will have one small eye shaped window.

If you go to the window and place the tooth in it, the door will click open. Do not look in the window. Never look in the window.

When you open the door, a slow salty breeze will blow out, and the entire room will be pitch black. Enter the room and shut the door. You will wait 10 minutes to 40 minutes, depending on the last time you saw your parents.

After the time is up, a single shrill scream will sound. If you flinch, you will wake up in your bed, sweating. If you don’t flinch, close your eyes quickly and start running. You will run for about 4-7 minutes depending on how fast you are, then you will hit a wall. Do not open your eyes.

The ground will feel warm, and your eyelids will see the color red. Do not open your eyes. Just feel around until you find a ring on the floor. The ring will be cold as ice. Pull on the ring and a trapdoor will open. Enter the trapdoor.

After doing this, you will fall through the roof of an office tile in a building in downtown Tulsa, in a bathroom stall. In the toilet will be a wallet and a gold ring. Take the gold ring, do not touch the wallet.

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  • Lolwut?

    There’s no doors in the beginning, but one line down, the doors are always locked. LOLWUT

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    Rating: +109 (from 111 votes)
    • BrickBox

      Nah the brick box had a door, that’s the one that is locked.

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      Rating: -6 (from 6 votes)
      • Well

        The door that’s not existing?

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        Rating: +4 (from 4 votes)
  • Tulsa

    What do you do with the gold ring?

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    Rating: +29 (from 31 votes)
    • Purple Frog

      Use it to engage w/ your beautiful wife

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      Rating: +30 (from 36 votes)
      • ???????????

        WIFE: OMG HE WENT TO JARED!!!

        ME: Fuck that! I’d rather risk my life at post office No. 56 than pay for a 300-dollar gold ring!

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        Rating: +49 (from 51 votes)
        • Wallet

          i would just go buy some flowers for my girlfriend that my school sells at lunch time 4 a dollar than almost risk getting taken to hell or whatever happens if u open your eyes or take the wallet

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          Rating: +6 (from 6 votes)
      • Anonymous

        There would be no wedding if my fiance got me a ring out of a toilet.

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        Rating: +27 (from 27 votes)
    • Jblood

      and whats with the wallet.

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      Rating: +14 (from 14 votes)
      • Anonymous

        Don’t touch it. It’s op’s.

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        Rating: +9 (from 13 votes)
        • TheBomb.com

          Even if you went in this post office and got the ring, you would still never know who was phone….

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          Rating: +3 (from 25 votes)
  • Anonymous

    Agreed with comment one. Paradox!

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    Rating: +23 (from 25 votes)
  • Anon

    I hate creepypasta’s such as these, they tell you to do all these things, but they have no rewards or reasons for you to do these insane things

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    Rating: +34 (from 36 votes)
    • the pasta lover

      I don’t know why but I’m feeling like this is a parody pasta. I mean, ‘your nose will bleed. drink the blood and your tooth will fall. place the tooth on the window and the door will slide open.’ I actually went lmao at that part.

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  • Burt Reynolds

    Yeah. Hell with that. I don’t give a shit about gold rings. I’d rather look in the damn window.

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    Rating: +37 (from 39 votes)
  • Anon

    “Take the took”

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    • MeKelsta

      Wait, Pippin is there?

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      Rating: +21 (from 21 votes)
    • Elijah

      Yeah it’s a new phrase that makes sense

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      Rating: +4 (from 4 votes)
  • Daniel O’Briant

    What happens if you:
    look in the window?
    don’t flinch and run and open your ees when you hit the wall?
    touch the wallet and not the gold ring?

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    Rating: +34 (from 34 votes)
  • Bob

    How are you expected to do what you’re not suppsoed to? I so would end up doing those things.

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    Rating: +13 (from 13 votes)
  • Readman

    So I’ll be risking my life in a paranormal nightmare where my life/soul/sanity will be risked if I look in the window, open my eyes when I hit the wall, and/or touch the wallet, all for a gold ring.

    Don’t get me wrong, I can resist temptation. I just don’t want to risk my aforementioned life/soul/sanity for a gold ring, when I could get a similar gold ring with money, which I’m much more willing to give in lieu of my tooth and nearly an hour of fatal paranormal phenomena.

    Of course, I mean no offense to the writer of this story. I just think he/she should make sure that the reward is at least questionably worth the tooth, risk, and time.

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    Rating: +31 (from 33 votes)
  • Dammerung

    Come on, take the money and run. That’s what I’d do. Screw the paranormal, I have money.

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    Rating: +22 (from 24 votes)
  • Stefanie

    Readman, you could always melt the gold ring down into a tooth, because they’re in nowadays.

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    Rating: +27 (from 27 votes)
  • Anonymous

    This is pointless just because I wouldn’t stick my hand in a toilet for anything.

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    Rating: +22 (from 24 votes)
  • miss nemo

    what if you’re a greedy bastard and take the wallet :c

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    Rating: +6 (from 12 votes)
    • I Consist Entirely of Lego Bricks.

      You get eaten by kittens I don’t know.

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      Rating: +8 (from 8 votes)
      • fighf10

        no you get eaten by fat juicy kittens with gold rings and if you look in the wallet there is a picture of all of them

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        Rating: +6 (from 6 votes)
  • Royal-Sovereign

    The abandoned building thing at the beginning was promising…and then it just went to shit.

    This the WORST ritual story by far.

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    Rating: +22 (from 24 votes)
  • Anonymous

    This story is a lot like LOST. It creates a fantastic environment for things to happen in and around (a mysterious, doorless, abandoned building that causes nosebleeds to people who loiter around it) but becomes so preoccupied with throwing curveball after curveball at the user that it forgets to make the journey interesting or logical or the end reward worthwhile.

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    Rating: +19 (from 21 votes)
  • Ash

    and what happens after i stick my hand in the shitter for the ring?

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    Rating: +9 (from 11 votes)
    • Some Fat Guy

      You get stuck in the toilet and you have to call the janitor to help you get out!

      DUH.

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      Rating: +18 (from 18 votes)
  • http://A A

    magic ring perhaps

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    Rating: +7 (from 7 votes)
  • Gollum

    My PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSS! I WANTS IT BACK!

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    Rating: +28 (from 28 votes)
    • a person

      XD

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  • Foolish

    YOU BECOME LORD OF THE RING

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    Rating: +26 (from 26 votes)
  • Voodoo Child

    You become a Planeteer.

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  • Sara

    I agree with comment #13. xD

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  • http://www.myspace.com/kain_larsen The radio said

    Hell of a lot of flaws in this one.

    Has promise, but still…

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    Rating: +7 (from 7 votes)
  • Di

    “In the panhandle of Oklahoma, along the interstate, there is a lone brick building marked “Post Office No.56″, and is marked with tape at the door as “Closed”. The building has no doors, and looks like a small box of bricks from a distance. The door is always locked, and will never budge, no matter how hard you try.”

    The door is locked? What?! There aren’t any doors!

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    Rating: +20 (from 20 votes)
  • uhm, yess

    about that….kay, door,no door, door, window, door, wall, trapdoor, toilet!?!?!?
    WTF!?

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    Rating: +16 (from 16 votes)
  • Di

    “In the panhandle of Oklahoma, along the interstate, there is a lone brick building marked “Post Office No.56″, and is marked with tape at the door as “Closed”. The building has no doors, and looks like a small box of bricks from a distance. The door is always locked, and will never budge, no matter how hard you try.”

    The door is locked? What?! There is no door!

    I’d turn on the lights when I got inside..

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    Rating: +6 (from 8 votes)

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