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One day at a shopping mall in the afternoon, a woman was coming out of the mall from a shopping spree. She was in a happy mood. She had gotten to her car and loaded her stuff that she had bought into her trunk. When she was done loading, she shut the door of her trunk and she saw an old lady standing by the passenger side of her car.

The old woman said “Would you be a darling and give me a lift home? I don’t have a car and I was walking all day.” The woman said “I’d be happy to.” So she unlocked the door for the old woman.
As she started to make her way around the car to the driver’s side, she started to feel uncomfortable. So when she got in the car, she looked in her purse and said “Darn, I can’t find my credit card. I’m going inside to see if anybody found it.” The old woman said “I’ll wait for you here.”

The woman left to go look for help. Then she found a security guard and told him the situation. They went back to the woman’s car and the passenger door was wide open. On the seat of the car was a shopping bag that the old woman had been carrying. Inside of the bag was the old woman’s dress and a gray haired wig, along with a huge butcher’s knife, a video camera, and a roll of duct tape.

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  • FAP?

    OH MAH JAYZUS CHRIST THIS PASTA BE TEH PWN

    Just kidding. Sucked ass.

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  • Anonymous

    R-R-R-REPOST!!!!
    This shit has been posted so many times. Get it out of here!
    My rating? -99999999999999999999999999999999999999999/10

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    Rating: -4 (from 8 votes)
  • Lollerskates

    Giving this a zero would be an offense to circles.

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    Rating: +23 (from 25 votes)
  • Hugh G. Rection

    I have yet to understand why he left his shit in a bag. I also have yet to understand what the knife and tape are doing there.

    My phallus has shrunk in stature.

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  • Anonymous

    Madea?

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  • BananaCorn

    Uhh, where’s the chatbox gone?? Unless it’s just me then

    I’M SORRY TO INFORM YOU THAT BANANACORN WAS UNABLE TO COMPLETE HIS POST BECAUSE HE THREW HIS COMPUTER OUT A WINDOW, AS HE BELIEVED IT WAS HAUNTED.

    PEA—CE OUT

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  • Anonymous

    The hell? Are you so hard pressed to find real, decent pasta that you resorted to posting outdated urban legends?

    What next, the one where the dog’s choking on the burgler’s fingers? Or maybe the one where the chick dies from wearing a dress with embalming fluid on it?
    Hell, the one where the hook-handed guy hangs the boyfriend above his girlfriend’s car is better than this.

    This place is going downhill, this post and the latest (Survival Guide) are perfect examples.

    The pasta is molding.

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  • http://channelislandsghosttrackers.com Deathbecomesme

    not an original …too bad…

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  • Mair

    This is like the mother of creepy story reposts -_- To the point where it is not even creepy anymore…

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  • Moar

    wat.

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  • UndeadBuddah

    Not exactly original, but I never heard it before so I can’t complain. I liked it.

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  • Anonymous

    OMG.
    That old lady was Johnny Knoxville!

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  • Giggles

    I liked it. Didn’t give me chills or anything but it was ok.
    And who gives a fuck if it was posted on snopes or whatever else?
    I swear, the minute people see something more than once they focus on the original source or the fact that they’ve seen it before rather than the story its self.

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  • :P

    I don’t get it.

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    • urbledurble

      how could you not get it? it wasnt actually an old lady it was some crazy dude pretending to be a sweet old lady so that when the woman drove him to wherever he wanted them to go he would make a snuff movie and butcher her.

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  • Tranny granny

    DAYUM! Now I have to get myself a new wig ´n stuff =(

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  • Red Raider

    hey mair, you have the cbox?

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  • Circuitous

    Retelling an old urban legend does not constitute as writing an original story. Shame, shame.

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  • Rites of Spring

    I’m sorry, but i just dont get it.

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  • All Your Base R Belong 2 Us

    C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

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  • Non-moose

    RAAAAAPE!

    lol, jk.

    Why did the guy leave, anyway? How did he know to leave? And why did the security guard come out? Were they going to arrest the old lady? They didn’t even know.

    Bad, bad plot holes.

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  • Tyto

    Fuckin’ cross-dressers.

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  • Asianrice

    0-0 It could happen! The thought gives me the creeps!

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  • http://bob.com bob

    THEN WHO WAS CREDIT CARD????????

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  • Zai

    I think… the “old lady” was gonna make the woman drive her to some random place, then take off her disguise, duct tape her to a table, and slowly slice her up and stuff, while recording… LOL I have no idea…

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    • Alexis

      Thats what i was thinking too

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  • Sniper

    Could have been way better. Could have been way worse.

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