The Old Lady
One day at a shopping mall in the afternoon, a woman was coming out of the mall from a shopping spree. She was in a happy mood. She had gotten to her car and loaded her stuff that she had bought into her trunk. When she was done loading, she shut the door of her trunk and she saw an old lady standing by the passenger side of her car.
The old woman said “Would you be a darling and give me a lift home? I don’t have a car and I was walking all day.” The woman said “I’d be happy to.” So she unlocked the door for the old woman.
As she started to make her way around the car to the driver’s side, she started to feel uncomfortable. So when she got in the car, she looked in her purse and said “Darn, I can’t find my credit card. I’m going inside to see if anybody found it.” The old woman said “I’ll wait for you here.”
The woman left to go look for help. Then she found a security guard and told him the situation. They went back to the woman’s car and the passenger door was wide open. On the seat of the car was a shopping bag that the old woman had been carrying. Inside of the bag was the old woman’s dress and a gray haired wig, along with a huge butcher’s knife, a video camera, and a roll of duct tape.
THEN WHO WAS OLD LADY?!
i read snopes.com too
OLD LADY WAS PHONE
Fucking lame. This is such an old urban legend
lol @ random urban legend.
who is phone??!
who is phone?!
lolwut?
@ArmTheAnon: FFFUUUU
Anyways. Gotta love the classics.
<3
(wasn’t this on snopes? ._.)
I like it for one main reason; it could really happen.
Otherwise, many other, better stories are around.
It left me baffled, in the sense that I still thought that there was some sort of actual story to be told. What is this? There’s no plot, or if there is one it’s malformed and unfinished. It wasn’t even creepy. We get the fact that the old lady wasn’t actually an old lady, and then it ends. I can’t even call this pasta. This is more like uncooked spaghetti.
Lolz, you only don’t like it ’cause nothing extraordinarily paranormal and unrealistic didn’t happen.
Realistic shit is good shit, lolz.
You haterz all are LOLzyyyyyyy.
LOLZ.
This was great when I first read it about two years ago. Now it’s just boring.
I read this on snopes.
Very classic.
-50/10
This was on snopes. I read it.
Unfortunately I read this just about a week ago so the effect is lost here, however this is a pretty decent pasta.
No, seriously?
This doesn’t even deserve a rating.
If your trying to be unorigenal on perpose then well done, this pasta is over used, I like to call these pastas “red riding hood” pastas, The wolf (killer) takes the guise of the grandma (unsuspected character) to kill the hooded girl (protagonist).
you arnt worth my signature
SHITTY PASTA IS SHITTY
Why would he leave his wig and dress in a bag in the seat?
Now he’s gotta go buy replacements.
That was horrible. I read a better version in 5th grade, from a book printed in the ’80s.
So terribly cliche.
its because its true, it actually happened, not an urban legend
i love this remake of a great story, also why am i banned? i didn’t do anything wrong
OH MAH JAYZUS CHRIST THIS PASTA BE TEH PWN
Just kidding. Sucked ass.
R-R-R-REPOST!!!!
This shit has been posted so many times. Get it out of here!
My rating? -99999999999999999999999999999999999999999/10
Giving this a zero would be an offense to circles.
I have yet to understand why he left his shit in a bag. I also have yet to understand what the knife and tape are doing there.
My phallus has shrunk in stature.
Madea?
Uhh, where’s the chatbox gone?? Unless it’s just me then
I’M SORRY TO INFORM YOU THAT BANANACORN WAS UNABLE TO COMPLETE HIS POST BECAUSE HE THREW HIS COMPUTER OUT A WINDOW, AS HE BELIEVED IT WAS HAUNTED.
PEA—CE OUT
The hell? Are you so hard pressed to find real, decent pasta that you resorted to posting outdated urban legends?
What next, the one where the dog’s choking on the burgler’s fingers? Or maybe the one where the chick dies from wearing a dress with embalming fluid on it?
Hell, the one where the hook-handed guy hangs the boyfriend above his girlfriend’s car is better than this.
This place is going downhill, this post and the latest (Survival Guide) are perfect examples.
The pasta is molding.
not an original …too bad…
This is like the mother of creepy story reposts -_- To the point where it is not even creepy anymore…
wat.
Not exactly original, but I never heard it before so I can’t complain. I liked it.
OMG.
That old lady was Johnny Knoxville!
I liked it. Didn’t give me chills or anything but it was ok.
And who gives a fuck if it was posted on snopes or whatever else?
I swear, the minute people see something more than once they focus on the original source or the fact that they’ve seen it before rather than the story its self.
I don’t get it.
DAYUM! Now I have to get myself a new wig ´n stuff =(
hey mair, you have the cbox?
Retelling an old urban legend does not constitute as writing an original story. Shame, shame.
I’m sorry, but i just dont get it.
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
RAAAAAPE!
lol, jk.
Why did the guy leave, anyway? How did he know to leave? And why did the security guard come out? Were they going to arrest the old lady? They didn’t even know.
Bad, bad plot holes.
Fuckin’ cross-dressers.
0-0 It could happen! The thought gives me the creeps!
THEN WHO WAS CREDIT CARD????????
I think… the “old lady” was gonna make the woman drive her to some random place, then take off her disguise, duct tape her to a table, and slowly slice her up and stuff, while recording… LOL I have no idea…
Could have been way better. Could have been way worse.
Overdone, and predictable. I can’t even think of anything else to say about this.
And that is where Ashton Kutcher went.
daamn people so quick to express their hate for an urban legend. shut up. enjoy it.
also, it was Candlejack. he
Positively ancient, and uncreepy, urban legend.
For taking this from Snopes, you definitely lose points.
The writing style was also really bland. Short choppy sentences really aren’t the way to be descriptive.
If you were going to borrow a Snopes story, couldn’t you have at least embellished it a little?
–Char Mander
FUCKING IDIOT THIS STORY ALREADY BEEN TOLD ABOUT 423895239592369026 TIMES.
lol k
Wow…very scary
Wow, that sucked ass. 0/10, scare harder.
So….the tranvestite dude was gonna tape her up, set up the video camera, tape him killing her, and what, post it on youtube? XDDD
this pasta be BURNT
3/10
even though this does gives us a moral:
Don’t give rides too creepy old ladies..
I love realistic stories many times more than the paranormal ones, but this is poorly written and boring. On the bright side, it didn’t waste as much time as it could have. Hm.
I had to read it a couple times, but i think i got it. A killer (Butchers knife, duct tape, camera), who dressed up as the old lady (wig & dress), and was going to kill the woman who went on the shopping spree,
@J: For that matter why would he leave the bag behind at all? It’s completely retarded, not creepy, and already been done a million times.
Failure incarnate.
So yeah, the killer decides “OH SHI- MY COVER’S BLOWN” or something and decides to UNDRESS RIGHT FUCKING THERE so he can run away, leaving his things behind as perfect evidence. It’s exactly what a good psycho would do to run away without raising any suspicion, huh?
THIS SUCKS
This is pretty dumb and reminds me of a newer worse version of Little Red Riding Hood.
Heres another story for your taste buds.
Is anyone there?
I woke up, again. When i look at the clock by my bed, it says its 4:45 AM. Why do i keep waking up? I need to get to sleep. Later, i decide i just can’t and i get up to get something to drink. When i get to the fridge, i stop and freeze. I feel it, eyes on me. I don’t even have time to turn around before the feeling is gone. I don’t even question it, i ask.
“Is anyone there?” no answer.
I decide to ditch the drink and retreat back to my bed. Oh well. Its only moments later when i hear my bedroom door open. There’s a figure standing there, i look up at it and stare, the question leaking out of me.
“Who are you, and why are you here?!” At the exact moment i ask, the figure asks with me. I get up and stand in front of it, as i do, it mimics me, like a mirror. I reach behind myself and turn on my light. I scream as i do, and so does the figure.
Its me.
Other me has a hammer in one hand, Me2 raises her arm and smashes my head and to my surprise, it doesn’t hurt – it feels good. I want to beg me to keep going, bit i can’t. I know I’m dead. But if i am, why can i still think and hear?
“That’ll show you you pesky robot clone!” Other me shouts out. “Trying to steal my life!”
Robot clone?
This has actually happened in my town before! It freaked me the fuck out when I read it in the paper!
older than your great-granddaddy’s kneecaps.
OMGZZ I WILL NVR DRIV IN MUH CAR AGIN!!!
lol jk, this was bad.
But.. It wasn’t scary :[
Despite being really common, this pasta could have been good if it wasn’t written with the skill of an elementary school student.
I like it, but I really can’t imagine why he or she left the wig and the dress in the bag! I mean, you know, undressing takes a little bit of time. I could understand if the fake granny left the bag with all the other stuff and maybe a different wig there. Or hell, maybe even without a wig. Would be creepy enough.
So the serial killer decided he just had to get naked right then, huh?
Hell, it’d be creepier if there was no wig and dress. An old lady going around killing people is more original and more convincing.
NEVER TRUST OLD LADEHS.
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No but seriously, this sucks.
Unlike everyone else I actually loved it! I have yet to read a story like this, so it is original to me. It was short and sweet pasta.
I thought this was decent. Kinda like that hooked-hand one where the hook is found in the car, or the dog body in the shower, but decent enough to make me shiver at the potential.
I’m 12 and what is this?
ANSWER
ABOUT ” THE OLD LADY” STORY
This is not a ghost or creepy story… is about someone pretended to be an old lady and try to rob the women. The robber dressed up as an innocent old lady, that’s explained the wig and the dress. The duct tape is to seal the women’s mouth. The video camera maybe is to record and send to her family?kidnap? the butcher knife…mayb is to kill her after collected the ransom. The women is wise ..therefore she inform the security guard…the old lady(robber) saw the women talking with the security guard…worried and run.
if u ask me why the robber left the dress and wig in the bag..i dont know. to change a better look i guess LOL.
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Why do you people still think giving lame “who was phone” type responses is funny?
This pasta only gets points for being more realistic. I learned English in a foreign country and can write better than this. Hell, my DOG can write better than this. FAIL pasta is FAIL!
It’s obvious.
This person was a murderer.
(S)He dressed up as an old lady, hence the wig and clothes. (S)He did this so that he could be alone with his victim. The duct tape was obviously to cover the mouth so that the victim can’t scream.
The butcher’s knife was the murder weapon, of course.
And the camera was so the murderer could tape himself killing/torturing her.
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Very very old copypasta. I remember reading this story in a collection of urban legends about 10 years ago.
0/10
butcher knife killed the story fucking lame
Ah nope, I’m Gabe Newell
woah. and Anonymous is right. posting spam and “who was phone” comments isnt that funny. once in a while its okay, but really??
woah. and Anonymous is right. posting spam and \"who was phone\" comments isnt that funny. once in a while its okay, but really??