The Old Lady
One day at a shopping mall in the afternoon, a woman was coming out of the mall from a shopping spree. She was in a happy mood. She had gotten to her car and loaded her stuff that she had bought into her trunk. When she was done loading, she shut the door of her trunk and she saw an old lady standing by the passenger side of her car.
The old woman said “Would you be a darling and give me a lift home? I don’t have a car and I was walking all day.” The woman said “I’d be happy to.” So she unlocked the door for the old woman.
As she started to make her way around the car to the driver’s side, she started to feel uncomfortable. So when she got in the car, she looked in her purse and said “Darn, I can’t find my credit card. I’m going inside to see if anybody found it.” The old woman said “I’ll wait for you here.”
The woman left to go look for help. Then she found a security guard and told him the situation. They went back to the woman’s car and the passenger door was wide open. On the seat of the car was a shopping bag that the old woman had been carrying. Inside of the bag was the old woman’s dress and a gray haired wig, along with a huge butcher’s knife, a video camera, and a roll of duct tape.
The Old Lady,
THEN WHO WAS OLD LADY?!
ARE YOU THAT STUPID?!!??!
You’re reading creepypasta and don’t know that reference? Are YOU that stupid?
*Fistbump*
Brother.
Threeway fistbump. Just cause I want in on this. x)
He’s doing a reference to a badly written pasta
Jesus… why?
This is a true event i saw on another website and it was on the news.
I dont know it but ive only seen 3 other stories
It seems you’re the stupid one if you prefer overused references to saying something new.
Well I don’t know this reference :I
umz…
i don’t wan to live on this planet anymore
It was a bit short but at the same time it was okay
Hello clone!
Hi there!
hahahaha this joke never gets old to me!
NO NO NO STOP
It’s the killer .. WHY SO IDIOT? haha.. well as you can see, the killer disguised himself as an old woman to kill the woman .. Did you get it now?
i read snopes.com too
OLD LADY WAS PHONE
Fucking lame. This is such an old urban legend
if there is one constant in the whole metaphysical of the universe, it is that any urban legend, from hook hand to the hash slinging slasher, has some truth.
ted bundy (serial killer) got his targets by faking to have a broken arm and asking women to help him get something into his car. they were powerless against him when he suddenly sprung his trap.
so the "old lady" may indeed be true. to a point.
Narf.
SpongeBob reference! LOL
Sponge-wut?
lol @ random urban legend.
who is phone??!
I was on the phone
who is phone?!
lolwut?
@ArmTheAnon: FFFUUUU
Anyways. Gotta love the classics.
<3
(wasn’t this on snopes? ._.)
I like it for one main reason; it could really happen.
Otherwise, many other, better stories are around.
It left me baffled, in the sense that I still thought that there was some sort of actual story to be told. What is this? There’s no plot, or if there is one it’s malformed and unfinished. It wasn’t even creepy. We get the fact that the old lady wasn’t actually an old lady, and then it ends. I can’t even call this pasta. This is more like uncooked spaghetti.
hahaha un cooked spegetteh narf
Lolz, you only don’t like it ’cause nothing extraordinarily paranormal and unrealistic didn’t happen.
Realistic shit is good shit, lolz.
You haterz all are LOLzyyyyyyy.
LOLZ.
This was great when I first read it about two years ago. Now it’s just boring.
I read this on snopes.
Very classic.
-50/10
This was on snopes. I read it.
Unfortunately I read this just about a week ago so the effect is lost here, however this is a pretty decent pasta.
No, seriously?
This doesn’t even deserve a rating.
If your trying to be unorigenal on perpose then well done, this pasta is over used, I like to call these pastas “red riding hood” pastas, The wolf (killer) takes the guise of the grandma (unsuspected character) to kill the hooded girl (protagonist).
you arnt worth my signature
SHITTY PASTA IS SHITTY
Why would he leave his wig and dress in a bag in the seat?
Now he’s gotta go buy replacements.
That was horrible. I read a better version in 5th grade, from a book printed in the ’80s.
So terribly cliche.
its because its true, it actually happened, not an urban legend
i love this remake of a great story, also why am i banned? i didn’t do anything wrong