The Boy Who Loved To Read
Once, there was a boy who loved to read. He read everything he could get his hands on, and loved going to his favorite book store. One day, the boy realized he had read everything the store had to offer. He confronted the owner, and asked him if he had anything the boy had never checked out. The owner said why, yes, I do, and pulled out a book called “Death”. He gladly sold it to the boy at a discounted price of 50$.
However, he warned the boy, never to read the front page. Well, the boy returned to his house and read the book, and he was content. However, he always wondered, what could be on that front page, it was always in the back of his mind. One day, the temptation was too much for the boy, and he flipped to the very front of the book, and dropped the book in HORROR.
There, in bold print, was MSRP 7.99$
The Boy Who Loved To Read,


Bwahahaha.
LOL! The store man tricked him!!! The book was only 7 dollars and he sold it to him for 50 dollars! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Really?????? OMG I didn’t figure that thanks for the help bro.
Actually $7.99
omg that was so funny lololololol i cant believe he did that!
How the hell is this a scary story??
It’s a parodypasta, friend. It says it in the tags.
lol
The Scariest Story I EVER Read
HAHAHAHA, that was GREAT!
shit so scary
Ha, that was a surprise.
That filthy son of a bitch store owner. I hope I never run into him in a dark alley.
bricks were shat
seriously my favorite story on this entire site
I don’t get it…… What the hell is MSRP??
Can anybody say ‘owned?’
owned
Owned
I’ve seen this in a Thai or Japanese horror movie where the book is supposed to have methods on summoning the dead.
fucking lmfao
dont get it ):
Funny…
13>> MSRP = Manufacturer’s suggested retail price. IE the kid was horrified that the sneaky old bastard in the bookstore cheated him out of $42.01
Someone call the WHAAAAAAMBULANCE
WTF/!
Horrors of modern commerce!
BUT WHO WAS BOOK?
Gayyy
Yes,yes you are.
i died a little inside.
shit was so cash
xD
baaaahahahahahaahahahahah
well, that was a welcome change in tone. xD
I lol’d
Pwnt.
Seriously, who does what the store owner tells them to do?
AND WHO FUCKING COMES TO A BOOK STORE WITH 50$?
Ever heard of college textbooks? $150 for a FUCKING BOOK! They must’ve removed the diamond lacing before putting it on display…