Sarah O’Bannon
Coffins used to be built with holes in them, attached to six feet of copper tubing and a bell. The tubing would allow air for victims buried under the mistaken impression they were dead. Harold, the Oakdale gravedigger, upon hearing a bell, went to go see if it was children pretending to be spirits. Sometimes it was also the wind. This time it wasn’t either. A voice from below begged, pleaded to be unburied.
“You Sarah O’Bannon?” Yes! the voice assured.
“You were born on September 17, 1827?”
“Yes!”
“The gravestone here says you died on February 19?”
“No I’m alive, it was a mistake! Dig me up, set me free!”
“Sorry about this, ma’am,” Harold said, stepping on the bell to silence it and plugging up the copper tube with dirt. “But this is August. Whatever you is down there, you ain’t alive no more, and you ain’t comin’ up.”
Sarah O'Bannon,
Chuck Norris wears Harold pjs to bed! Go Harold! It’s nice to see smart people in these stories.
PISS IN THE TUBE TO THE GRAVE THEN FART IN IT THEN SHIT INTO IT.
i agree with just a girl,thank god someone in a scary story has a brain cell!
Harold sounds hot.
I guess its true. Common sense really is so rare, it’s a fucking super power. Harold is now a superhero with his amazing abilities to think logically.
GO HAROLD!!
In the event of a zombie apocalypse, everyone go to Harold the Oakdale Gravedigger. He is qualified to be Moses. He will save us all. In Harold, and God, we trust.
That is all.
Even if it really was Sarah O’Bannon, clinging to her mortal body long after its demise, and she was quite innocent and pleading, the life she would return to is not one to be enjoyed.
@ Anon #45
“The tubing would allow air for victims buried under the mistaken impression they were dead.”
それを沈黙させる鐘の「残念なこれについて、夫人」、ハロルドは言った、歩み、土が付いている銅管の上で差し込むこと。 「しかしこれは8月である。 であるそこにものは何でも、これ以上生きていないし、上がっていない」。
WHO WAS BELL?!
WHO WAS COFFIN?!
Oh hell yes. Brilliant story. XD
@18 fuc kyeahs you did harold,septs,you could put like,tnt down the tube first
extra long cord
fucking booked it
fuckin jsut
BROOLMSHK
lol at 56.
Man I may have to travel if that happens. No Oakdale around my area.
Love this story by the way.
Entertaining short. I humbly submit that in future versions, Harold should rip the clapper off the bell.
Or, if you really want to be dumb, have him say something like “Stop Calling! Sarah don’t live here no mo’”
Wait, scratch all that…. IGNORE ME!
That’s not supposed to happen! WHY ARE THERE SMART PEOPLE FOR ONCE!?!?
This is pretty neato. Yay!
XD nice brixs were shat 4 a while to much roflmao
If you have five dolars and Harold has five dolars, then Harold has more money than you.
Everytime Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks the closet for Harold.
Harold is one in a million.
Wow. I totally would have let her out. Until I read it for the 8th time.
i cant believe anyone would have bought that
cmon
Harold is a god among men anyway since he also puts a final word in that is far more elequen then what i woud say:
yeah, well how about go fuck yourself.
:haha Go harold. :haha