Sarah O’Bannon
Add this post to your list of favorites!Coffins used to be built with holes in them, attached to six feet of copper tubing and a bell. The tubing would allow air for victims buried under the mistaken impression they were dead. Harold, the Oakdale gravedigger, upon hearing a bell, went to go see if it was children pretending to be spirits. Sometimes it was also the wind. This time it wasn’t either. A voice from below begged, pleaded to be unburied.
“You Sarah O’Bannon?” Yes! the voice assured.
“You were born on September 17, 1827?”
“Yes!”
“The gravestone here says you died on February 19?”
“No I’m alive, it was a mistake! Dig me up, set me free!”
“Sorry about this, ma’am,” Harold said, stepping on the bell to silence it and plugging up the copper tube with dirt. “But this is August. Whatever you is down there, you ain’t alive no more, and you ain’t comin’ up.”
Sarah O'Bannon,
Dayum dat guy awmost gat ded by that ghost lade but he smart liek me and saw grave!
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Harold is the new Chuck Norris.
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Harold the grave diger norris
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So what’s the big fuss? A little common sense put to use was never meant to be equivalent to an act of heroism.
I just told the bitch, “i don’t believe you’re alive. Enjoy your unrest in the grave.”
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Harold, in this day in age, an act of common sense and it is equivalent to an act of heroism.
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i wish i could be chuck norris
but the story was good too
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The wierd thing about this, is that the person on the surface could be lying to her… We’ll never know, I guess. No bri/x/ were shat.
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If I were Harold, I’d pour acid down the tube, just to be safe ^_^ .
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Harold + shovel = fuck yeah!
and is it wierd that i’m listening to living dead girl by rob zombie while reading this?
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OH NOES!!! TALKING ZOMBEHZ!!! THE ZOMPOCALYPSE IS UPON US!!! PREPARE YOUR WEAPONS AND FIND SAFE GROUND!!!!!!!!!
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Hey, the cemetery on the other side of my small town is called Oakdale…
I should look for her.
A fave, for sure. GO HAROLD!
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hey harold, does this happen alot where you live?
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Jeez, Im really thinking of changing my ‘name’. -.-”
Harold has to be the ONLY intelligent person in a creepy pasta, ever.
I love this one!
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lulz.
i pawned her behind.
Harold pawned you noobzor!
>_>
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Harold, you magnificent bastard!
THAT’S how we deal with the undead in Oakdale, bitch!
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Harold is an hero.
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whats a ‘chuck norris’ LOL
this one scarey me, i dont like zombies
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DAMN RIGHT, HAROLD. No zombie bitches on YOUR watch!
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>>1
*facepalm*
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This is my favourite storyy 8)
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@ anon 1: Even if you’re in a coma, you still need AIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR. Whatever’s down there ain’t breathing.
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There’s a TUUUUBBBE! Maybe you should read the story first,hun. ;)
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uh food?
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U can be in a comma 4 months but u need food!! thank u Poliwhat !
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i probably would have been the dumbass who let’s her out.
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I did it for the lulz.
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ok ok, i loved this story but the comments were fucking bril!
harold basically rocks my socks and i salute u!
at sarah o’bannon…pwned bitch! i say let her out and let chuck norris give her a swift roundhouse kick to her undead face!
ye, i enjoyed this A+ for entertainment fer suuuure!
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she said she did it for the lulz
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stuuupid
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