Jkqxxllyuo

Add this post to your list of favorites!There is a demon of great evil, that will be able to walk upon the Earth if someone is told of its existence and does not repeat the name to another. To the best of my ability, his name roughly approximates “Jkqxxllyuo”.
This was told to me by a rather unkempt man on the street; if you have not noticed it already, I just told it to you.
Jkqxxllyuo,


*looks at dude dressed as Jkqxxllyuo”
stfu and gtfo.
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Jkqxxllyuo
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Jkqxxllyuo
lol
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Hey everybody, there’s an evil being named Jkqxxllyuo who will kill us all if I don’t tell everybody else its name. So it’s JKQXXLLYUO.
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Jkqxxllyuo….
I can’t help but think this is a cheap way to get a lot of comments. hehe
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Jkqxxllyuo
Isn’t that the name of the final boss in Ninja Gaiden?
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Jkqxxllyuo ftw.
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This is lame, I’m not goi
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Eh. I believe
it should sound
Jick ix lee woe
looks like somebody was mashing keys.
anyway, beware of this mighty zombie,talkin’ of some love and prosperity
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Jkqxxllyuo
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Jkqxxllyuo
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BUT THEN WHO WAS JKQXXLLYUO?!
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“Jkqxxllyuo”. is a demon! *phew* just in time
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Jkqxxllyuo
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Jkqxxllyuo is a GIGANTIC RUBBER DUCK.
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BEATLEJUICE! Beatlejuice Beatlejuice!
Wait a minute. . .
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Meh. It’s too vague and impersonal. So what if I don’t tell some other schmuck that Jkqxxllyuo exists? All it does it walk the earth and be evil. It doesn’t even come after me personally. Not creepy. :(
WTB more creepy creepypasta – I have a strange urge to torture myself through sleep deprivation.
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Jkqxxllyuo?
Jkquilazoo?
Shabadooba?
Ralph?
Well, one of them exists I’m sure.
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Jkqxxllyuo is an evil demon who will roam the earth if i dont tell you people
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“To the best of my ability, his name roughly approximates “Jkqxxllyuo”.”
Jkqxxllyuo…isn’t that a GIRL’S name?
PS: Hard to take the guy seriously when his name begins with “jk”.
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jkqxxllyuo is real…i see him in my dreams,and he tells me to stop telling people….oops…i jsut told more…i wonder what he will inflict on me tonight…maybe he will whisk me away and ki
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i think you say it like this
(jack-quick-luah) or (stew-pid-na-me)
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Jkqxxllyuo vs. Candlejack would be epi
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