Contamination

September 27th, 2008 by WHO WAS PHONE?

You stumble into the kitchen, covered in sweat. Mind racing. Heart thumping. Christ, could he have followed me here? You think. How did he even find me?

A moment passes. One thing is certain.

He’s not here now.

Your stomach rumbles. Even someone in your position has to eat. Your refrigerator door cries as you tug it open. You peer through the shelves. A jug of tea catches your eye. You take a swig, right out of the container. Your mother won’t know.

The tea tastes sharper than usual. You examine the label. Black tea. She bought the wrong kind. You shrug, reach for some leftovers. Flip the TV on in the other room as you slide them into the microwave. The five o’ clock news plays in the background. It might say something about him.

The usual teary story about the war. Some presidential candidate is coming to your town. You count down the numbers on the microwave. 5, 4…

“And, finally, tonight a food contamination alert for all residents in this county.”

…3, 2…

“A shipment of Lipton’s Black Tea delivered to local stores has tested positive for traces of the ebola solanum virus. This super-strain of the disease causes painful sores on the underarms, neck and groin followed by profuse bleeding from all orifices. The survival rate once infected is less than 10%. I repeat, Lipton’s Black Tea has been pulled from the shelves but any resident who purchased the tea is advised to call the Center for Health Control to dispose of it immediately.”

1.

You tug open the fridge once more and look at the tea you just drank.

Lipton’s. That’s not the kind your mother usually buys.

“Authorities report the shipment was tainted by an unidentified biological expert who remains at large.”

He’s not here now. You think. The jug of tea falls to the floor.

But he was.

Credited to Alice Wilde.

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42 Responses

  1. Anon

    I like this one! Very realistic.

  2. Ma Cherie

    Shit.

    I can’t even drink tea anymore D:

    I like this one. I would like to know why the character suspected that the culprit was targeting him or her since the beginning of the story, but I suppose the vagueness adds to the overall “creepy” (either that, or I’m completely missing something).

    Either way, great pasta.

  3. Anonymous

    BUT THEN. . . WHO WAS TEA?

  4. Marie

    Stupid news people. Food contamination should be the first story. D:
    I think the culprit had to be his/her father. Several times the mother is brought up but not daddy, and a crazy father could freak anyone out, explaining the character’s original state.
    Good pasta, overall. :D

  5. the guy who knows it

    mmmmh i like the green tea from lipton^^ haha but its cool the way he got him^^ ima bit bored of kiling here slaughter there, this time he got ice tea´d

  6. anon

    It was DR. THRAX! I hope the guy in the story is prepared to tell his 3-eyed grandchildren of his defeat this day.

  7. TMM

    Awesome story, well written and vague enough to give some chills.

  8. Z

    Not necessarily a creepyPASTA, more of a creepy story, but wonderful nonetheless.

    I really liked this one. It was well-written, the style was awesome, and it has the perfect amount of vagueness.

    (BUT THEN WHO WAS CULPRIT?)

  9. Midnightgirl

    Lol lucky i don’t drink tea, i hope noone does anything too the coffee though !!!!!! that one was kool

  10. 2D Guy.

    T’was I who snuck into the reflection of the tea and contaminated it…. but… WHO WAS LIPTON!?

  11. SINISTAR

    BUT THEN WHO WAS HE?

  12. P4INKiller

    Wow, Lipton is in deep shit.

  13. Darkest

    Awesome pasta, very creepy.

  14. Monkey Face

    I… Loved this! It gave me such a case of chills.

  15. Miss Betterdone

    Ebola solanum.

    lol, ebola zombies?

  16. Random Passerby

    Luckily, I drink green tea.

  17. Anonymous

    OH SHII–

    BRIX.

  18. Syrange

    NICE.

  19. The person formerly known as "Noneya"

    Thios is one of those stories that I want to know what happens/has happened.

    Sure the vaugness gives it great effect, but I still want to know.

  20. MooMoon

    aaww im freaking drinking tea and i just spat it all over the place……..:C am I gonna die ? Q.Q

  21. Anonymous

    solanum=character becomes zombie seeking revenge?

    Good story.

  22. Frozen

    Everything was good except the serious question “who was that guy”?

    I mean, WHO?

  23. DJLoONa

    fuck…i drink lipton’s everyday. O_o
    didn’t like this too much, but i wonder who it was that was following the narrator and also had time to contaminate all that tea! [someone he/she knows obviously]
    dun dun dunnnnnn =O

  24. Aspire

    Heh… I love how the “super-strain” has around the same mortality rate as other ebolavirus species.. Although it’s a bit problematic to have it move through tea as it typically requires direct fluid contact (by typical, I mean ’sole means of transmission’). Might be better to make it a bacteria or something. Also, tea is typically boiled prior to consumption…

  25. WHO WAS PHONE?

    @Aspire - The tea in this story is the pre-made, bottled black tea. Thus there being a jug of it in the fridge with a brand label on it. No boiling required, under the assumption that whoever tampered with the shipment did it after it had been prepared and bottled.

  26. EdHunter

    \I think the idea of evil stranger fucking over entire area just to take you out is a cool one, but it’s not done right…presumably, this stalker would know what tea your mom buys, and go after that.
    What would be cool would be if someone/thing was constantly sabotaging all the things you use on a daily basis—you’d slowly realize that it wasn’t a bunch of random accidents, but targeting you.

  27. Mombius Hibachi

    Maybe this is just nitpicking, but I don’t see how the news anchor could have said that whole paragraph in less than a second. It was in-between 2 and 1 on the microwave. It’s a little humorous to imagine her saying it that fast. Overall it was good, I actually enjoyed the vagueness.

  28. Fund

    He deserved it, only fruitcakes drink pre-made tea rather than buy tea leaves. Also perhaps you should change hunger to thirsty.

  29. Anon E. Mouse

    I don’t know why, but the word “cute” comes to mind after reading this pasta. Wasn’t necessarily CREEPY, but I did enjoy the story.

  30. AUTOMATICALLY SET NAME

    Being the geek I am, I personally want to know more about the ins and outs of the disease and contamination, which is obviously good, cause it means the story intrigued me.

    Like it.

  31. That Kidd.

    I vaguely understand the [erson behind this. It was probably just some strange guy who found random people and stuff…

    But oh man, the ending was very well done.

  32. PB's Boys

    This one was good.

  33. Blastcaptain

    Very delicious pasta.

  34. MVO

    As long as the guy stays away from my Lipton green tea, he can contaminate all the black tea he wants :)

  35. Silent

    This really was not creepy at all, we start with the chase but we don’t know why or how, if some guy is smart enough to know what tea to spike, then he must know where you live, etc, there’s no logic behind this.
    There’s too many unexplained variables to take it seriously and when you start poking holes in a story there’s no chance of it being creepy.

  36. WHO WAS PHONE?

    Silent, the story implies that the person chasing him put that particular brand of tea in his fridge, not that he magically knew what tea the person drank. Read a bit more carefully and you’ll catch that a few details point to that being what happened.

  37. Jesus Yamato

    LOL goo thing I don’t like tea!

  38. Two-Bit

    Awesome.
    I love tea.
    Very cool story. I liked how sutle the ending was.
    Everything led up to the ending. Very neat.

  39. Kar-zid

    Awesome pasta, I really like this one. The ending was great, and the whole vagueness of before the chase ends adds some great affect.

  40. Senri

    holy shit, amazing.

  41. Kendall

    I’m drinking some tea right now.

    Sh*t.

  42. TGI Chan

    Glad I dont like tea. xP

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