This month, we’re going to do something slightly different – rather than just a simple discussion, we’re going to play the Kill or Capture game. Credit goes to Jhe for suggesting this game ages ago!
Basically, if you are unfamiliar with how this works – you consider a Creepypasta character, and then discuss what would be the ideal bounty for them if you were in charge of some theoretical Creepypasta policing agency – would you want them brought in dead or alive?
As a more explicit example: if you were putting a bounty on Jeff the Killer, would you want him brought in alive (capture) or eliminated (kill), and why would you make that choice?
The way that this will work best – I think – is if we have one comment thread per Creepypasta “character” and everyone replies to that first comment with their bounty verdict.
So, for example, I’ll make a comment that just says “Kill or Capture: The Rake” and that’s the comment you’ll want to reply to with your bounty choice for The Rake:
Obviously, you can reply to other people within each character’s thread as well for further discussion.
I’m going to go through and drop thread starting comments for the Creepypasta characters that we have tags for, but beyond that – if you want to discuss a Creepypasta character that hasn’t yet received their own thread in this topic, feel free to start the thread yourself! Just try to avoid repeats – make sure the character you want to discuss doesn’t already have a thread before you create a new one!
I hope that this explanation was clear enough, but really – don’t worry about it too much. This month’s post is about having fun!
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jeff the killer
JK ( L&G ) Lawak Garing
Kill or Capture: Stitch
Capture. He’ll make a great addition to further research about psychological effects on abandonment and isolation victims like what Isaac, unattentionally, did to him.
Plus, I doubt that the guardian angel that created Laughing Jack made it possible for him to be killed. At least, not with something from this dimension.
I agree. Unless you can pay someone stupid enough to try and retrieve Jason’s music box that more or less acts like his heart. But do so anonymously, the last thing you would need is for Jason to know that YOU were behind it.
Then again, if you could use Ticci Tobi, that might work considering that Tobi doesn’t feel pain and could probably use that to get close enough to at least remove the box. If that happens, you can use the threat of destroying it to have Jason help round up some of the more extreme hostiles instead of using soldiers.
Capture, because I could study it. It’s a really cool animal, (Animal thing), and I’d really like to know more about it.
Kill or Capture: Mr. Bear
kill
kill or capture? the skin taker
Kill or capture: the creature haunting Ted the caver
How would we know?!?!
First try to capture, and then tame that creature. It has gone naughty, since it’s living in cave for ages and scaring the shit out of those cavers.
Uh…kill if required!!
Kill or Capture: Ubloo
Oh please kill that infernal dream haunter.
Agreed. Kill and burn; do not capture! To capture would be to seal the doom of any guards who had the misfortune of watching over it.
Kill. No debate. Kill it.
Kill or capture: The Seer (this should be interesting)
I think Seer would be smart enough to escape both of it!!
Killing won’t be a good idea, we would better capture, and force it to tell futures or help us, like it did for Jack.
What if it fooled us?? Now I’m confused…better capture that ‘deer’ (remembered?)..lol
Hahaha yeah definitely better luck catching the deer
Capture, he’d make a good leader for the Pastacide Squad
Kill or Capture: Black-Eyed Kids
Capture. They come from another dimension, like Slendy, and deserve further study.
Neither. Can’t kill them because they’re ghosts.
Can’t capture them because they break out too easily.
Just take precaution when they are encountered.
Capture, cause they really don’t even do anything
Kill. With fire. They could probably use their strange powers to talk their way out of capture.
Kill. No remorse.
Kill or Capture: Slender Man
Capture. Could use slendy to kill other creepy figures
Capture. It could be a new species that may possibly be contained for study.
Kill. Hard to capture and contain, will easily escape.
Capture, find way to control, new addition to the Pastacide Squad
I already captured him… it’s why I fly away on him in a lot of my comments… *flies away on slendy*
Capture. With a really high bounty. It would be interesting to see if he can be captured alive. And how many tries. The one who succeeds receives high reward after all.
Kill,you cant contain that faceless freak because hel just teleport away
Capture. I like him too much to kill.
Capture. Have it play for the Lakers.
Kill or Capture: CandleWalker
Kill on sight. He’ll always find a way to escape and he may be able to interfere with the vehicle’s technology when being transported.
Kill or Capture: Smile Dog
Kill, because as long as he is alive people will keep dying and not to mention its creepy looking… time to put down kujo!
Kill. Smile dog travels through dreams. No jail cell could contain this beast
Kill. Way to dangerous to try to contain with no foreseeable benefits.
Also, it’s not even human.
Assuming it’s possible, capture, given that Smile Dog would be an interesting study
I’m more of a cat person, so I say put ’em down.
capture, just dont look at the email or its face, done and done
I think it’s time to “put down” this mut. Kill.
Kill or Capture: Eyeless Jack
Capture. He’s just involved with the illegal organs trafficking.
Busting him could definitely be useful.
Capture. He could make a great surgeon, as he can find organs without looking.
Kill. Blow out his brains.
Kill or Capture: Jeff the Killer
capture, you get a good bounty and he’d be easy to keep prisoner!
Kill. Jeff, even though his age, is a ruthless killer. Everyone deserves a taste of their own medicine if you know what i mean.
Capture.
Since he’s still human, he’d be easy to keep in containment.
A baseball bat to the head and he’s knocked out.
Lock him up with chains and a straightjacket and you’ve captured him. Yay.
Capture
Capture. He’s just a human. He’s easy to transport.
Definitely capture. Maybe we could start a Creepypasta Suicide Squad! He’d make a good member if you can figure out a way to control him
Kill
Kill, then blow his God*&^% smile off his face, then riddle him with bullet holes to the point beyond recognition, the rip out his freaking heart, then incinerate the rest, and throw the ashes into a 200 foot deep pit of fire and misery.
Definitely capture; in comparison to the other monsters here, he’s probably one of the easiest to catch, as he’s just a psychotic human. Evil, but easily contained.
Kill. this would not be a good addition to the Suicide Squad.
capture. why would anyone kill him?
Kill or Capture: Zalgo
Kill, an all powerful demon like being that spreads madness…..yeah no thanks. Kill on sight.
Kill, if that’s even possible. That may be what it wants, to lure victims.
Kill. Way too difficult to contain.
Kill, if you can. He welcomes the strong so that he can feed.
Who’s zalgo ??????
exactly dude
exactly
Kill. He spreads madness and could cause the apocalypse. I ain’t takin that risk.
Kill or Capture: The Rake
Kill, you don’t want to run the risk of this bad boy getting free…
Kill, it’s dangerous and we could save a whole lot of lives. The bounty I would give is the amount of probably 320,000,000 because you know how hard it’d be to catch the thing? Lol
I would kill because the rake, as we know it, is stealthy, and could escape any capture.
Capture. It is a physical creature with no foreseeable cognitive hazards.
Capture it and study this specimen.
This is what I’d do, too. Time to do some studyin`!!!
Kill because he kills innocent people that don’t deserve to be killed
Kill because that thing is incredibly strong and and has insane agility not to metion how easily he can escape captivity due to his strength and his agility would be a broblem because he could easily dodge booby traps or evade you if you tried to catch him yourself
Capture, of course. We could weaponize it and use it for our own purposes. What could go wrong?!
Kill. Kill him, and dissect his body to see what’s inside. Then incinerate the rest and cast it into the 200 foot deep pit of fire and misery.
Capture it:. Make it actually function as a rake and clean the leaves in my yard.
Haha. Same.
Kill you don’t want it getting loose