I am Sam.
I have reached the gates of Hell. I entered without fear. I met the Lord of All Evil, and we made a deal. I got back to Earth, with a task.
I have to kill 665 people before I die. If I do so, I will spend eternity as a Demon King in Hell, with my own Legion to command. Of course, I’m very delighted by that perspective…
There is one condition, though: I cannot just kill random people. There is a trigger: if they hear one simple incantation involving my name, they are eligible to be my target. I managed to make my job easier, putting this spell into a book, a famous one, so that many people will probably hear it. I am very smart, indeed.
So, after you hear the deadly sentence, I will know you. And, when you are least expecting, you’ll see my shadow out the corner of your eyes. And when you turn your head to see what that was… it will be too late.
I will be waiting untill you hear my name again.
Sam I am.
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but.. I do not like green eggs and ham…
Uh ohhh
Hey guys, Sam I Am. I’ve got 664 people. I am Sam.
Even though I do not find this creepy, it is a lovely coincidence that I read that book to a child today.
THIS
Well, it is safe to say this made me a tad uncomfortable. At least I know that means it was good.
Then who was ham?
Scary AND short?! I LOVE IT!!
No green eggs and ham.
I don’t know the book so I definitely didn’t get it until I read the comments.
I do not like you, Sam I am. I do not like green eggs and ham.
Screw you.
well then…childhood ruined…
Dr. Seuss is dead to me O – O 10/10 for an awsome micropasta
this would be scarier if i hand’t read the doctor S book when i was young. good times
I am Sam, Sam I am, would you like green eggs and ham?
Isn’t that from dr seus green eggs and ham?
Fucking Dr. Seuss screwed us over!
I feel trolled.
My brother and I, we have come to put a stop to your wrath, Sam.
Lets do this
My childhood just blew up. Suess you sneaky little bugger!
He has copied this from Horrorgaems.net, this is a copy. I have seen it and read it before. I got scared the first few times, but now it’s just plain stupid
Er, this was posted here a solid three years before Horror Gaems used it. It’d be neat if people actually paid attention to that kind of thing before accusing me of stealing from sites that didn’t even exist until the past year.
Or if they realized that “creepypasta” comes from “copypasta” which means yes, you’re probably going to see the same stories circulating all over the internet, that’s kind of the point.
Nothing against HG, it’s a great site, but this isn’t the first time one of its fans has come over and accused me of ‘stealing’ a pasta that was posted HERE years before HG even launched. It’s getting old.
I found this hilarious at the end but then i stopped, I got quite scared.
DAMMNIT SEUSSE!!! I KNEW YOU WERE EVIL!!!
WAIT….WHAT?
I read that book to a bunch of 7 year-olds last month o.0
What have you done?
this makes my name so much more badass XD
BUT WHO WAS BOOK
Green eggs and ham? :P
i dont know why but i laughed at the end
I hope this gets a series. This is a pretty good character for horror.
Sam I am…
Shit, Dr. Seuss has Damned us all!
You lost me at “demon king.” Meh.
Sam, don’t kill me please :c
awww. i just read my little sis green eggs and ham b4 reading this
DAMN YOU SUE-
the ruination of a beloved childrens book for the purpose of entertainment and deep seated fear reactions. well played, Creepy Mole. Well played.
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE HEARD GREEN EGGS AND HAM?! MOTHER FUCKER!!!!
@Azriel.
Hitler didn\\\’t kill anyone but himself.
lrn2history
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oh shit when i read the ending my dog walked by and scared the nhjyu777777
damn. anyone else find its fucked up that dr seuss planned it so he would mainly lord over children in hell? figure 1 parent to 2 children on average. 1 teacher to 12 children on average. sam has a shitfuck ton of victims. all about the height of your navel. maybe he quit when he reached 665. maybe he liked killing and made multiple deals with the devil, one deal per book. maybe he is lord over legion upon legion of little children of the damned.
heehee this is kind of like candlejack
remember how we when we said his name we would mysteriously dis-
Short, but very good.
ho-lee-shiitt,,,i remember when i was about 8 years old, a voice always went through my head saying \"I-AM-SAM\" it was almost a robotic childs voice o-o
I used to love that book ;w;
And I am now craving green eggs and ham… ;w;
Shit, I should’ve eaten the Green Eggs and Ham!
I really like this one!
I’ll be waiting and watching for you, Sam.
hehe, I thought this was creepily funny. I have taught kids how to read with that book.
My name is Sam :)
I will not eat them a house, I will not eat them with a mouse.
THERE’S A REASON WHY THEY”RE GREEN.
Beautiful.
ohh ahitt! im to pretty to diee!!! :OOO
I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL
Do not like green eggs and ham. :(
I do like this pasta though. Omnomnomnomnom~
Excellent. fantastic. I… I am speechless.
Fear the Darkness
-Nex
i got chills not creepy but definetly awesome best twist ever
maybe it’s just me, but i didn’t get it at all. What book is he talking about?
OH SHI-
BUT WHO WAS SAM?
OMG LOL xD
green eggs and spam anyone? XD
ill kill ya all niggas!
He spelled until wrong,
but other than that this is a clever clever pasta.
Seems kind of wimpy for some friggin demon-person to not like green eggs and ham? D:
It’s like if Candlejack put his name in a book and then stabbed whoever read that b
I feel rather silly everyone keeps posting about how this is like candlejack and now I cant stop loling cus I have never read that story all that comes to mind is that old freakazopid cartoon where he fights candlejack
we just need a cage and some pumpkin pie!!!
@Azriel:
Well Sam did make a deal with Satan. I don’t think it matters how many you kill. And it’s not like he was killing them himself, he just told others to go do it.
holy magic flying carp on a broomstick!
nice..
good thing my childhood sucked ass meaning I’ve never read a Dr. Seuss book
cookies for me
My light blew after the pasta was finished many brix were shat.
lol’d
More for a good lawl, an appetizer of sorts. Not creepy but sadistically comical. Pass the pasta!
cool.
Bring it, bitch.
Why do I feel like this Creepy-Pasta wants me to buy .44 Bulldog and look for women to murder?
my name is sam.
;)
*snaps fingers* Drat.
sounds like a crackhead i used to know. his name wasn’t sam though, it was johnny.
:D
lol…
samuel alexander masilvic (seuss’ full name, before he changed it lol)
nice one XD
Oh crap.
I absolutely LOVED this
would you like some green eggs and ham said sam i am
Dumb.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more that 665 people know the book and also the movie.
They should have chosen a bigger number.
Haha! That’s one of the better ones. I love stories that are kinda creepy at first, then the last sentence makes your heart skip a beat and you get freaked out. I love it!
I think I would’ve been better without mentioning the book. It took away from the creepiness a bit for me. It’s such a popular book that I think people would still understand it. All in all, delicious pasta.
this story was good, but i dont believe it, i mean its like saying that when you say candlejack you will disa
At first I was like
:O
Then I was like
XD
FGSFDS
I really like this one
BUT WHO WAS SAM!
that was amazing scared the holy jesus out of me and gave me a fear of god but amazing none the less
Who is Sam?
I am Sam.
Sam I am.
lol, the Ads by Google on the bottom of this page are all Dr. Seuss advertisements
Green eggs and ham is the most terrifying story ever written.
I’m torn between going “OH SHI-” and laughing my ass off.
I greatly approve of this :D
LOL I LOVE THAT BOOK! One of my favourite poets…but why aren’t i dead yet?
lol i love it XD.
that was creeppy…maybe it has to do with the book Green Eggs and Ham…
BUT WHO WAS BOOK?
Would have been a little better if you didn’t copy Dr. Seuss.
Somewhat creepy but not really beliveable. I like it though..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That was funny. :) Creepy? Eh, I guess I’m just weird…. haven’t found one on this site to creep me out yet, and I’m still looking.
Azriel is correct. Almost all religions that believe in a supreme being ruling Hell (only one being) have them not as evil, just as the ruler of the dead. And the religions where there is a Great Evil of the religion, the Great Evil rules Earth if anywhere, not Hell. Hell is reserved as the place of punishment for evil beings – human and otherwise. And, as Azriel stated, any evil being with supreme power would not give an inch of it unless they HAD to, and I doubt a human would be worth the prize.
So, yeah, I laughed. Not creepy, just “blah”.
I am Iron Man.
I have reached Pepper Pots. I entered her without fear. I met the terrorists, and we made a deal. I got back to America, with a task.
I have to kill 665 people before I die. If I do so, I will spend eternity as IRON MAN, with my own suit to command. Of course, I’m very delighted by that perspective…
There is one condition, though: I can just kill random people. There is a trigger: if they hear one simple incantation involving my name, they are eligible to be my target. I managed to make my job easier, putting this phrase into a comic book, a famous one, so that many people will probably hear it. I am very smart, indeed.
So, after you hear the deadly sentence, I will know you. And, when you are least expecting, you’ll see my shadow out the corner of your eyes. And when you turn your head to see what that was… it will be too late.
I will be waiting untill you hear my name again.
I AM IRON MAN
@Rais
i am also named sam
:S
@ Temporary Wounds:
Well fuck you too then! lol. I find this one all the more enjoyable cause I’m named while I can claim credit for the JFK assassination I’m responsible for Dr. Seuss’ famed childrens book… Or am I? Muwahahahahaha- cough
Are you my mother?
Theodor Seuss Geisel born March 2, 1904.
Happy birthday Dr. Seuss.
dam u clever little devil you got us
(very well written we liked it we expected something at the end that you read like the molly one but this is better cause we did not relay pay attention to the title)
Hahaaaaa.
God, I love Dr. Seuss; XD
that was so not scary
I gotta stop reading these at night… *cries*
major lawls. XD
I read the last line with tears in my eyes. It made my day.
Would be scary if I hadn’t laughed so hard…
(Man, I am having such a blonde day, I almost spelled “laughed” as laft. XDD)
omg lolololololol
Dr.Seuss is associated witht the devil then?
Wow, he’s taking his time to get to me…
OH SHIT IT’S LIKE CANDLEJACK; IF YOU SAY IT YOU DIE.
OH SHIT HEY LOOK I’M NOT DEAD. YAY.
godamnit dr suees godamnit
I do not like green eggs and ham
Hmm…is this the Son of Sam, or his father? I’d dread to think what kind of hell-spawned sumbitch would emerge if it was the latter.
Wow. I seriously didn’t get that until the last sentence. That’s awesome.
I rofl’d.
Though as for the Hell and Satan thing, it’s ridiculous. Satan doesn’t rule Hell, it’s his eternal prison. And even if he was the ruler and not inmate #1, he wouldn’t let any of his prizes out of his grasp.
Also, if the position of Demon King were a vacant spot, wouldn’t it go to someone who killed more people, like, say, Hitler?
I am Spam,
Spam I am…
*spasms*
o.o WHY SAM?!?! *looks around with a shiver*
Its good. Really good.
OH U
Okay, seems I aimed for a target and hit another. I should have noticed the book was 40 years old already, or at least put more people(maybe 1079, hm… 9_9).
On the other hand, though, I just like this short style of pasta. But if people won’t post it… make it yourself. ^_^
So, thanks for the comments, and sorry for the lameness of the implications… ^__^;
(Also, maybe Sam’s killing post-mortem… Who knows?) >=D *Dun dun DUNNNN!*
this was good, simply because it’s simple and it works.
Eh. Would’a been better if it were based on something more modern. Green Eggs and Ham was published in 1960. I doubt anyone who read this was one of the first 665 people to read GEaH, so the scare factor is gone. No one here has anything to be afraid of.
Overall, not a bad idea, just not relevant to us. Tell this story to those guys. They’ll shit golden bricks.
Actually, wait, they’re dead.
I should of been dead a long time ago then. *Looks behind shoulder* Phew…
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them Sam…
Leave me alone…no…No…NO…NOOOOOO!!!!
AAAAARRRRRGGGGH
i do not like green eggs and ham, i do not like them, sam i am.
am i the only one that thought that?
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
it’s like candlejack on steroi-
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
So pretty much anyone who reads Dr. Seuss is screwed.
Who was green eggs and ham?
I like :]
OH SH- indeed
holy carp.
but who was dr suess????
BUT WHO WAS DR SUESS?
oh crap. That was actually very good. I read it once and laughed a little cause it reminded me of Dr Seuss. But then i realized. The book he was talking about was…
;_;
This is awesome. Way to put an awesome twist on such a simple thing.
oh god oh god
THEN WHO WAS BOOK?
FUUUUUUUUUUU
No fair, my name actually is sam
Sam I am.
OH SHI-
Pastas*
… not patas*
._____.
Whoa, this wasn’t bad. In fact, it was very good. Short and to the point, just like a creepypasta’s supposed to be. And it leaves a lot to the reader’s imagination… brix were almost shat (takes a lot to scare me).
9/10. Moar patas like this one.
Also, WHO WAS SAM?
Delicious pasta is delicious. I like the return to a more actually creepy pasta style as opposed to the short stories that have been getting posted. I loved the stories too, I just don’t think many of them qualify as creepy pasta.
OH NOEZ I ARE DED NOW
Meh, too unbelieveable, predictable and unoriginal
GODDAMNIT! O_O
BUT WHO IS SAM?
i really liked that movie, too. ):
i think this was good, not too creepy though, but well-written. more interesting and thought-provoking than creepy. in a way, it reminds me of Candlejack, because anyone who says his name gets killed just like anyone who hears Sam’s does t
HOLY FUCK HOLY SHIT OH FUCK OH FUCKING SHIT SHIT
ROFL
Awesome.
That kinda sucked cock. Saw the end coming I’m afraid, too predictable…
Fuck you, Sam.
What a smart bastard.
Oh, and also, it’s ‘until’ not ‘untill’ .
OH NOES!
Till he was saying the thing about putting a spell, I was wondering what that book was and what his name was.
Until he reminded me.
O.o
Creepypasta.com is HAUNTED.
Reminds me of the ‘Eisenhower’ one for some reason.
Good job.
Not really as creepy as other self-referential pastas.
GOD DAMNIT SEUSS!
I lol’d
HAHAHA THAT’S THE BEST :D
*holds up crucifix made of green eggs and ham*
So this is kind of like Candlejack, where if you say his name you d
What was that? All I heard was you saying something about Candlejack, and th-
Old comment, I know, but really who likes all those Candlejack comments? Almost every pasta I’ve read on this site has at least one comment about Candlejack, who must have a major sense of humour and a time machine to get to all those people and send there comments to annoy/ freak people! And look, I’m fine, and I’ve typed Candlej
Candlejack isn’t an ev
Oh dear God. O.O
You sneaky bastard, you.
OH NOES!!
Dr. Suess fucked set me up? THAT BASTARD!
scary much.
ahhh!!
That made me LOL. Heee good one!
BUT WHO WAS CHILDREN’S AUTHOR?
Your an idiot…
You’re*
Amen!
Dayum
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And 665 people have definitely heard that by now, so we have nothing to worry about.
Epic lol’s.
I KNEW Seuss was an evil bastard, I KNEW and nobody believed me! HAH!
haha, same here bro, sam I am.
lol i knew it XD
Ha, I liked this one. It can be either creepy or funny depending on how you take it. And this is just my personal preference, but I’d rather there not be any Hell motifs or anything related to the Christian mythos. Of course, it keeps the story more simple, but I’d like to see something different.
OH SH-
Who are you?
I am Sam
My names Sam too!
I AM GROOT