Eat Your Greens

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๐Ÿ“… Published on October 14, 2013

"Eat Your Greens"

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My mother always told me to eat my greens. Like most I was a fussy and picky child and didnโ€™t want anything to do with the disgusting looking mass of otherworldly slime that she slopped onto my plate every meal. Give me meat, give me dinner rolls, anything but that!

โ€œEat your greens so you grow up big and strong. If all you eat is meat and sweets, youโ€™ll just turn into an aggressive thug,โ€ she always told me. Well, I certainly didnโ€™t want to be a thug. I was a nice person, you know. I was always polite to everyone and always patient too. I couldnโ€™t stand those jerks who played football and stuffed other kids into lockers.

โ€œYouโ€™ll just have to repay them with kindness and outlast them with patience,โ€ my mother always advised.

Well Mother, I guess you were right. I will be more kind and patient than all the thugs and jerks. See? I invited the jerk over for dinner. Wasnโ€™t that nice of me mother? Iโ€™ll even eat all my greens this time to make doubly sure that I wonโ€™t turn into a thug!

I just wish that it didnโ€™t take so long for the human body to turn green. Iโ€™m getting really hungry and my dessert will soon spoil, Mother.

Credit To – Cosmo Fish

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