You’ve probably noticed already that the fall rating pumpkins have given way to Christmas stars – and to get us even more in the holiday spirit, it’s time for a Christmas giveaway!
I’ll admit it: I really like Christmas, so I got a little carried away and bought more stuff to give away than I’d originally intended. So here’s hoping that whoever wins this prize package will use it to pass on and celebrate the spirit of holiday giving – in spooky fashion, of course.
ONE winner will receive all of the following items:
Cthulhu Holiday Ornament
At some point, dread Cthulhu, dead Cthulhu will awake. And the first thing we think he’ll do is eat something – ’cause sleeping underwater for many many many years has to create quite a hunger. We’re also pretty sure he’ll feast on humans and consume us all. Why did we let you know that? Because the holidays are coming, silly, and we want you to get in the holiday mood. And you can, with this Cthulhu Ornament.
Hang a Cthulhu Ornament on the holiday plant of your choosing and let everyone know that you um . . . well, we’re not sure what it says about you, but that’s why we like you. Each Cthulhu Ornament is made out of plasticized clay-dough and sports a festive Santa Hat. We capitalized “Hat” there because the dread Cthulhu commanded it. Let him/her/it command your holidays, by hanging up a Cthulhu Ornament or few.
Creepy Wrapping Paper Book
The Creepy Wrapping Paper Book lets you give thoughtful gifts while still being creepy. From a distance this wrapping paper looks normal, but get up close and it’ll make your skin crawl. This 13-5/8″ x 9-5/8″ book contains twelve 27″ x 18″ sheets of folded paper. Imagine how much your mom will love the ventriloquist dummies on Mother’s Day, your grandpa will enjoy the earwigs at Christmas and your niece or nephew will love being stared at by clowns at their Birthday party. Each sheet is perforated for easy removal. Warning: Contains worms, dental work, suicidal pigs and other images appropriate for any holiday!
Santa Monsters Wrapping Paper
Christmas is the time of year when monsters of all kinds gather together to celebrate in peace and harmony. The festive monsters on this gift wrap are dressed up in Santa hats to exchange gifts. There’s a vampire, a werewolf, Frankenstein’s monster, and a mummy singing carols and laughing together. If the undead and the accursed can get along this well, why can’t we? By the way, the vampire got a toothbrush, the werewolf got a flea collar, the monster got jumper cables and the mummy got a snuggie. Santa Monster Gift Wrap is the wrapping paper preferred in Transylvania.
Gingerdead Men Cookie Cutter
Gingerbread men are a delicious holiday cookie, but the ones we make have a twist. The cookie cutter we use, you see, cuts a wee little man shape out of your rolled gingerbread dough, while the other side presses a cutesy little skeleton into the surface. The finished cookie looks like a Gingerbread x-ray. A GingerDEAD man, if you will.
IN ADDITION TO THE ABOVE ITEMS, StupidDialUp has been generous enough to donate the winner’s choice of either an ebook or hard copy of Anecdotes in Ashes. You can read more about the book here!
RULES AND HOW TO ENTER:
THIS CONTEST IS ONLY OPEN TO PEOPLE LIVING IN THE UNITED STATES OR CANADA & WHO ARE 13 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER (WITH PARENTAL PERMISSION, OF COURSE). This is non-negotiable.
Everyone eligible can click the “Just click enter” option for one free entry into the raffle. That’s it, you’re entered, boom. If you want to earn MORE entries, however, you may additionally complete the other tasks for more entries. Following the official site’s twitter will earn you two more entries; writing a tumblr post about the contest WITH A LINK TO THIS BLOG POST will earn you another 5 entries (please link DIRECTLY to your tumblr post in the required field if you do this; otherwise it won’t count); using the automatic widget to send a tweet about the contest will also net you another 5 entries (if you decline to tweet via the widget, make sure to provide a direct link to the tweet you created – and make sure the tweet links back to this post). Yes, you can do all of these tasks if you want to for a total of 14 entries or you can do only one, or two, or three… the only REQUIRED entry is the “Just click enter” option!
The extra giveaway for the book will be handled entirely by StupidDialUp, so by entering you give me permission to forward your email address to him if you are the winner. He will then contact the winner and work out the details (ebook or hard copy and delivery of your choice) without my involvement. The Badasses of Fiction collection will be delivered separately from the book, so please remember this and don’t freak out if you win and the prizes show up at different times!
If you’re ready to enter, just use the widget below!
*Special thanks to StupidDialUp for his kickass donation!
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So exited for Halloween! xD Just one day away!!
Is anyone else sitting here waiting for the person that won to be *cue dramatic music* REVEALED? :3
The winner won’t be announced until they reply to my email, and they have up to two days to do so before I move on to picking a replacement. So relax a little!
It was… a joke… :) But thanks! :) lol
I was being silly, too – but figured it couldn’t hurt to also be informative for anyone who was actually wondering.
The first winner never did reply, so I’ve had to move on to a new winner.
Now I feel super lucky to live in the US and be over 13. :3
Meh.. I still wants… :3
This giveaway is awesome! I love the wrapping paper :)
Would be nice to get some more lovecraft memorabilia. Fingers crossed.
Such awesome goodies! I hope I win… Good luckeeveryone!
Eeeeep.
I need to get the wrapping paper!
So much awesomeness I hope I win this. *crosses fingers*
That ornament. Do want.
All I want for Christmas is Cthulhu.
Christmas Time ist the best time in the year. I love Christmas every year more. Christmas is the time of love and family.
love raffles even if i never win. :)
its so beautiful *single tear of happiness*
I really hope i win. but if i dont i dont really care. i wish everybody luck!!!
I want to win this so bad! The book looks awesome
I need that book!!
The gingerdead men cookie cutters are a-freakin’-dorable!! I need to have those.My mom thought they were really cute.
I am so pumped for this… :D
the gingerdead men cookie cutter is so cute!
I wanna win some creepy stuff! Pick me rafflecopter!
this stuff looks great
That Cthulhu ornament would look great on my bloody xmas tree this year :)
I want one of those ornaments! They look so cool!
This is all amazing…but Cthulu…
I love that stuff and I love Christmas..
i really really hope i win. Im all abt scary things and horror, my absolute fave! And this website is my number one go to for scary stories. Have you guys considered making this into an app?
ENTEREEEEDDDDD!!!!!~
This is a really great raffle. I wish everyone luck(:
This is honestly the coolest giveaway I’ve seen!
Dang, this is an awesome giveaway good luck to all! Hope I win. C: I hope I did my entries right
I probably won’t win, but I’ll enter anyway…
I have now entered the maximum amount of times! Can’t wait to see what lucky broski wins that ornament
Hate using my real name, I go by “The Doctor” for any who know me. Love this giveaway though!
I… I think I will die if I don’t get that ornament….
I hope I win thisXD
You know I never really visited this website before now. I usually stuck to the Creepypasta videos. But I’m kind of happy I’m here know thanks to “Bedtime” a story here on Creepypasta, and I am really starting to enjoy this place.
I am seriously so excited about this. I’m on this website the whole time I’m at work. Lmao.
My son told me about this cool web site and I thought I had to go out and buy pasta but then he showed me your site and I think it’s awesome. And to top it off you are kid friendly and have super contest to inspire them to write. CreepyPasta is CoolPasta in my books.
I will be telling everyone about this site.
Oh and here is my submission for December 2013 Raffle: Creepy Christmas Edition
<3 You are too cool!
Would be a nice gift for my friend who likes creepy pasta!
This is an awesome raffle. Definitely have my fingers crossed!
I needs me that Cthulu!!
I hope I win!
Can I has? o3o
eep! that’s so cool!
I really need some wrapping paper
HI,
I’ve read every single story on this website because I have a problem with obsessions. That ornament would look lovely on my Christmas tree, I’m sure my parents would love it ;)
Love yo- I mean erm…thanks :3
What an awesome giveaway!
I hope I win!
Wow, I’m glad I’m procrastinating and decided to read some creepypasta instead of study! lol
Right? I should be working LOL
Crossin’ my fingers so hard they’re gonna bruise.
What a creepily, awesome giveaway!
Thanks!
this is such a cool idea, good luck everyone!
I have that ornament… And I’m under 13… Darn…
Ughhh I would really like to win this, Im on this website like 24/7
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
The ‘Ancient Ones’ have spoken – must have Cthulhu Mistletoe for Christmas orgy of chaos . . .
. . . And brandy-spiked egg nog.