Observe & Absolve
There is an abandoned mental hospital at the top of a hill in Worcester, Massachusetts. Once every 5 years an old rusty box spring appears within the courtyard of the hospital. If you can sneak inside and sleep through the night on the bed, in the morning a man with a shirt that reads “Observe and absolve” will take out his wallet and give you a picture. This picture will show you how you will die. If the picture is of the man standing before you, running won’t help.
Observe & Absolve,
Good one. I tend to like these instruction stories.
fun story
Hello.
Fascinating. Indeed, many components of this piece ring with authenticity.
Only one bit has been altered, though rather cleverly.
Short and Sweet.
Running won’t help. A katana might.
well, this one seems easy, as the guy could easily take hundreds of photos of himself and carry a machete. or, u know, a gun…or something. self-fulfilling prophecy FTW
I wonder why it’s the shirt that reads “observe and absolve”. Seems a little bit weird to me. Mr. Welldone – could this possibly be the bit that was tampered with?
The man is actually a woman, by observing her chest you feel all guilt leave you
running wont help, wat if i beat the uglymofohaha!
running wont help, raping him until he likes it will
Good stuff.
But I have a suggestion. Would have been even better if ‘Observe and absolve’ was not written on his shirt, but on an envelope, which contained the photograph. Written in lower-case, in red marker pen.
…the first line involved the words ‘abandoned’ ‘mental’ and ‘hospital’
…no thanx
btw, if the guy is mortal or whatever wouldn’t he die after a certain number of years? if so, does sum1 take his place?…every 5 years?…what if kno one does it?…he must get pretty lonely =\
i’d invite him to spend a night on my rusty bed of mystery with me
I think I’ve seen that hospital.
what hospital?
And what if the picture’s showing the true face of Candlejack?
OH SHI-
Oh Please! I show ONE guy my baby picture, and he suffers a heart attack! GET OVER IT PEOPLE!!!!
only slightly scary because I live in Massachusetts haha
There aren’t any abandoned asylums in Worcester(just sayin’)
“Once every 5 years an old rusty box spring appears within the courtyard of the hospital.”
What does that have to do with anything?
It doesnt even mention a box.
a Box Spring is part of a bed -_-
Uh, what?
Do you not know what a box spring is or something?
Why are none of these places in Britain?
He probably only has a picture of himself in his wallet.
My face shivered when I read this…
I’m putting these on all posts i read:
BUT WHO WAS MAN?!?!
This is an edited version of one of the Holders.
@ Captain Rapist:
XD, yes, it might help.
I live in worcester, and this place is actually real and very creepy.