Notes
All this shit started when I found that little note.
On a square piece of paper I found at the bottom of a box I was moving out of my basement, it read, “HELLO? PLEASE RESPOND”. I had no idea how long the paper had been there, those boxes had sat in my basement since I moved in. I ignored it until the next morning, when I opened my coffee maker to throw out the grounds, and inside was a sopping wet piece of paper that read “PLEASE RESPOND! PLEASE HELP”. I figured it must have been put inside my coffee maker by whoever was pulling this pointless prank, because it wasn’t there when I put my coffee grounds in.
I found more notes, under my mousepad, inside my computer tower while I was putting in some new RAM, between the layers of tissue of my toilet paper roll, under my DVD player’s disc tray. Places that no one would ever look, places you’d never think of putting a note, places you knew no one would ever look and it would be foolish to put a note, because who knew when they would see it?
But it kept happening, and they all said the same thing every time, begging me to respond and help them. Being the retard I am, one day I just got fed up when I found one inside a cup in my dishwasher (right after I had run it - the paper was dry) I wrote on the back of it “HELLO. I’M RESPONDING. PLEASE EXPLAIN YOUR SITUATION!” and slid it under a crack in my bath-fitted tub.
No sooner had I left my bathroom did I find another piece of paper, floating on the surface tension on the surface of my glass of sprite I had in the living room.
I carefully picked it out of my drink, it read “THANK YOU.” and in larger letters, “I’M TRAPPED”.
I waved it around to dry it off a bit, and wrote on the back of it again, “where are you trapped? how are you sending me notes?” and, not creative enough to think of where to put it, I just threw it behind my couch. I waited and looked, but I didn’t see any other notes for the rest of that day.
The next day I checked my mail, inside of some spam letter was the next note, “IN THE SECOND DIMENSION. BELOW YOU”. I wasted no time in responding “whoever you are, this prank is retarded. give it a rest” and threw it outside, the wind blew it away.
The next note I got was still in obnoxious capital letters, though it was much longer than before and the last sentence seemed to have been squeezed into the remaining space. I think it was a passage from some encyclopedia or textbook. “The first dimension is a defined point in space. The second dimension (this was underlined) is anything that exists with height and width, while the third adds on length. The fourth includes time, the and the fifth is the past: time that has already occurred and is solidified in timespace.” Everything beyond that was too squished in to read. I rolled my eyes and responded again, “How can you read this if you’re in the second dimension? How can you even exist??” I slipped this note into the space in my toaster between the element and the metal casing.
My reply came when I brushed it out of my hair the next morning before I took a shower. “WRITING IS 2D. VISION IS 2D- TWO 2D IMAGES SUPERIMPOSED.”
That didn’t really get to the point of how I was supposed to “rescue” this person, which I defined in my next note that I flushed down my toilet.
“MAKE ME 3D” was all that was on the new slip of paper I found inside of a chocolate bar I unwrapped, later on. How the idiot was putting these inside sealed products was beyond me but at this point I decided to play along, maybe it was some kind of TV show thing.
“How?” was all I wrote for my reply. I remember exactly where I put it, because it was the last thing I wrote for a long time. I put it in a crack between my length mirror, and it’s wooden backing. As soon as I let go it slid out of sight and I didn’t see any papers again for a year and a half.
Getting dressed one morning for work, I went into my room and adjusted my tie and shirt in my mirror, the same one, only it was now on the opposite side of my room. Looking into it, I noticed a square behind me on the wall. Turning around, there was none. In the instant before I turned around again I thought it must have fallen off, but in the mirror it was still there, still suck to the wall. I touched my mirror thinking maybe it was some sort of warping or optical illusion, but it wasn’t.
I lifted my heavy mirror up from the ground and slowly walked backwards with it, nearing myself to the opposite wall on which the paper was stuck. The closer I got, the clearer the message on it became, until I stopped, sandwiched between the heavy mirror and the wall, looking at the paper immediately over my shoulder: “MAKE YOU 2D” it said.
I moved the fuck out of that house as soon as I could. After bunking at my girlfriend’s for a while, I got the fuck rid of the mirror, the toaster, everything. My heart still skips a beat when I see any perfectly square piece of paper, sitting on the floor, all alone. I still live in fear of some day I’ll open up a book or look in the inner lining of a jacket, and a piece of paper will flop out.
I check all my things, now. Constantly. I also don’t drink coffee anymore.
Posted in Beings & Entities
August 27th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
I don’t understand the line “MAKE YOU 2D”
But I thought that this was a very good pasta. Delicious
August 27th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Clever! I like this one a lot. It could have been better-written, but otherwise it’s really good.
Also, the fifth dimension is possibility, not past time. Past time is included in the fourth. The fifth exists in infinite potential.
August 27th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
I don’t understand the line “MAKE YOU 2D” but other than that I liked this delicious pasta.
August 27th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Personally, I thought “MAKE YOU 2D” was referring to perhaps squishing the narrator with the mirror, since he noted how heavy it was…
I liked this pasta. It’s interesting, but to me, not scary… which earns it points in my case.
August 27th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
…trippy
i rather enjoyed it
XD
but…-sigh-
WHO WAS NOTE?
August 27th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
I believe “Make you 2D” is meant for him to squish himself between the wall and the mirror for not helping making the other guy 3D, I guess Mr.2D got pissed.
August 27th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Interesting. I liked it.
August 27th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
this would be an awesome movie
August 27th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Alrighty. This is now my favorite.
@;DJ LoOna, AWW YA BEAT ME!
@ the people who dont get ‘make you 2D. The whole thing was someone(I suspect the mirror reflection, presonally) wanting to come into our dimension and be all three dee like we are. You know, with the depth and all. The only way it could happen though would be for the narrorator to swich places, meaning be squished, interstellarly transported into a new dimension, and most probably die or live in misery trapped forever in a universe that resembles a flat geometric plane.
August 27th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Also, this reminds me of that one creepy pasta located in the ‘Uncategorized’ section. The one with you reflection trying to save you, only opposite.
August 27th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
I wasn’t too fond of this pasta to be quite honest
It’s just, at the end there were too many questions unanswered
I would love to know how he was supposed to make himself 2D though
August 27th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
I think the point of “MAKE YOU 2D” was that the 2D being took a year and a half to figure out that to become 3D the man had to become 2D. That’s my theory anyway.
August 27th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
I think the MAKE YOU 2D thing was impling that he’d have tot ake the place of the person he was going to rescue.
August 27th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Y’know what? I really liked this one. It was interesting, and was a good example of how gore isn’t totally necessary to make a good pasta.
Comment Leaver: That was my understanding as well.
August 27th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
This pasta, I like.
Partially because I would respond if this happened to me, and mirrors freak me out.
August 27th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
aaaaaw sowee the person formerly known as ‘Noneya’
i agree with u too comment leaver…
4 1 2 b 3D the other wud have to be 2D…perhaps it was him all along in a parallel universe of some sort…mmm
August 27th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
btw…i just had a cup of coffee…and i’m gonna hav another 1…there better not b n e strange notes wen i get back ><
August 27th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
hmm, a bit confusing. here’s my take - the previous apartment dweller also discovered this “MAKE YOU 2D”, did it, realized he made a huge mistake, and is now trying to get mr 3d to take his place…
August 27th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
And that’s why I prefer tea.
August 27th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
wait whats with the whole coffee thing is that where he found the first note or something? oh well i guess it was good not that scary though
August 27th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
that is totally creepy before i posted some1 had posted there name was fund or something and right as i posted their post vanished
August 27th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
im gonna do this to my freind who read creepy pasta…..whatch out it could be you,,,,,,,,,,,,
August 27th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
This is one of the best ones I’ve read in a long time. Fucking scared me. Good job.
August 27th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
okay now im pissed all negative comments are being taken off to make it seem like a great story
August 27th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Good story, glad it wasn’t the usual boring slasher, this one makes you think…
August 28th, 2008 at 12:16 am
this one is sorta creepy
it sounds to me like he has to take the place of th 2d guy form him to become 3d
August 28th, 2008 at 1:38 am
@”ME”
No, I’m just not logged on 24/7 to approve every single comment. I’m not sure if it’s a Wordpress quirk or what, but people’s comments seem to appear for a few minutes and then go into the moderation queue to wait for me to actually approve them (I have to manually approve all comments otherwise we’d be overrun with spam). I suspect that comments appear for a few moments so the author knows that they did go through, but that’s just a guess on my part.
But yeah, I don’t censor comments, I’m just NOT ALWAYS AT MY COMPUTER. I’m a real person with a real life, not some virtual intelligence =P
August 28th, 2008 at 2:33 am
@ WHO WAS PHONE
perhaps u shud get assistance and admin and such =\
i wouldn’t mind helping out
August 28th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
I think the 2D guy was a reflection and that’s why all the notes were in places that reflections are cast! Which would mean that I agree with the person formerly known as ‘Noneya’ which would mean i have no original thoughts >->’
August 28th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
I blame john mccain for making those notes
August 28th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
I blame the Capitalists and anyone who loves freedom for them.
August 28th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Yes i did have sexual intercource with that girl
August 28th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Trippy…
I liked it.
August 28th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Look, it was HIS OWN DAMNED FAULT. I told the bitch to help, but nooooo. >.>
August 28th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
I blame capitalists, whites, and anyone who enjoys personal freedom.
August 28th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
lalala i was looking forward to a new story but there wasnt one today
August 28th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
what the heck is up w/ the japaese porno advertisements
August 28th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
I wrote them.
August 29th, 2008 at 2:28 am
My greatest apologies, ME. I’ll be sure to tell my relatives not to die suddenly for your sake.
I won’t really have the time to be at the computer for the next few days because of the aforementioned death. And Loona, there’s no way in hell I’d trust my website to some random internet stranger who can’t even spell, sorry.
August 29th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
haha, great story, not very creepy, but great
my only question is…
WHO WAS 2D?
August 29th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
no need to be rude there missy i too have had a recent death of a close friend who killed herself and my dad when i was little and my friends mom so dont try to make everyone feel bad for you because SHIT HAPPENS
August 29th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
om nom nom. That’s some good pasta, boy.
I like it.
August 30th, 2008 at 11:11 am
trippy o_O
August 30th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Make you 2d means that he becomes 2d and mr 2d becomes 3d.A switch
August 31st, 2008 at 3:13 am
Remember me, Im still coming for you, but i would like to tell you how great this story is, its a great story to tell around the camp fire, same with all your other stories. Excellant Job!
August 31st, 2008 at 4:31 am
I really shouldn’t…
But eh,fuck it.
THEN WHO WAS NOTE?
Seriously though,jesus fuck.
This one is seriously creepy. The details could use a little polish,but the way it ratchets up the suspense towards the end and afterwards is great. I mean,I’d shit brix if I saw that note.
August 31st, 2008 at 9:08 pm
Alright, i think the 2-D person was his shadow or his reflection. When he looked into the mirror, the 2-D person might have swapped places with him or something of the like. It’s rather difficult but a good pasta regardless!
August 31st, 2008 at 10:41 pm
@ WHO WAS PHONE? :
I dont think ME really knew about your relatives death (which I am very sorry about by the way)
Also, maybe you should get someone to help you out, but make it an IRL friend.
Or Mr. Welldone
September 1st, 2008 at 12:07 am
sorry for ur loss WHO WAS PHONE =[
eek, i spelt assistants* wrong soz
typo and error…you didn’t have to be rude though
September 1st, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Sam and Mr. Welldone = samefag
September 1st, 2008 at 8:39 pm
NO RLY????
Quality Pasta, scared the crap outta me bcuz my comp is right beside a mirror and i was constantly checking it bcuz it has a tendency to show a slightly askew image. Is that bad?
Is that possible?
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:31 pm
ha that bitch wont even let my comments thru anymore but she obviously has time to let u peoples thru and thanks sam p.s. my dad died 12 years ago on september 10th so dont be such an ass
September 4th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
omg there was a note i my locker
September 4th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
Hmm….this story kind of reminds me of a lyric in a Nine Inch Nails song:
i’m writing on a little piece of paper
i’m hoping someday you might find
i’ll hide it behind something
they don’t look behind
i am still inside here
a little bit comes bleeding through
i wish this could have been any
otherway
i just don’t know what else i can do
September 5th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Actually loona, I believe he’s referring to the lack of proper grammar, spelling, punctuation, the over-use of netspeak and the excessive amount of complete and total lack of direction.
Sorry Phone. I hope everything gets better, I’m sorry for your loss and I know how random deaths feel. Obama and mccain–fucking quit it. You don’t know wether or not people will find it offensive. AS FOR THE ACTUAL PASTA, Which is what this place REALLY should be about, I enjoy a bit of paradox. It make you think, and even has some scintific-based stuff in it, which could serve to make it more believable. Fun.
September 6th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
OHHHH This was a good one!!!! Reminds me of passing notes in class ^_^
September 6th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
well that was good but i do not quite understand the line make you 2d it does not make sense what does that mean?
September 6th, 2008 at 8:20 pm
the not said i’m ur stalker:(
September 7th, 2008 at 9:27 am
ME - Fuck off, asshat. She’s providing a free service by posting a new one every day. She owes you jack shit. However, you owe her a little respect for doing all these nice things, in her free time, free of charge to you. Quit making yourself look more like an ass.
September 7th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
I think the MAKE YOU 2D thing was refering to having the guy switch places with the trapped 2D person, possibly through being pulled through that mirror or something to that effect.
September 8th, 2008 at 2:09 am
a great read. i thought it was more cute than creepy how you left notes in all these random spots & got them back in even randomer spots. the mirror part was probably what freaked me out a bit though
September 8th, 2008 at 2:10 am
a great read. i thought it was more cute than creepy how you left notes in all these random spots & got them back in even randomer spots. the mirror part was probably what freaked me out a bit though
September 8th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
i’m gonna try the whole stiking notes in random spots and going 2D
September 10th, 2008 at 3:02 am
This was really rather good. Very good idea.
September 12th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Wait, I Am Phone is a chick? I thought it was a guy…oh well.
Interesting read.
” I put it in a crack between my length mirror, and it’s wooden backing. As soon as I let go it slid out of sight and I didn’t see any papers again for a year and a half.”
I think that’s the key to let us know, this thing is IN the mirror. Which is why that the thing uses the reflection to respond. Had the dude replied back, he probably would’ve ended up 2D. idk. It would’ve been interesting to find out HOW he would’ve been made 2D.
September 14th, 2008 at 4:49 am
@ sylvirr…oh, i’ll try and be articulate and type properly then [even though i don’t see why i have to]
lack of direction you say?
how so?
i don’t get why i’m being attacked by people -_-
September 16th, 2008 at 9:24 am
Ok, maybe he/she meant was, draw yourself on a piece of paper.
and shiz.
I got the fuck rid of the mirror?
LMAO
good story.
September 16th, 2008 at 9:35 am
@ DJLo0Na it doesn’t matter how you spell on a computer i don’t c y ppl care bout spelling errors at a spelling b i spelt CAT K.A.T.T
(but yes i knew i spelt that wrong i was trying 2 b stupid
September 18th, 2008 at 7:54 am
@DJloONa
You’re fucking annoying.
Love this pasta.
September 18th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
@ uncle anon
thats not nice you should post how you feel bout the story no other people
September 19th, 2008 at 7:26 am
)’: m’supa sowwie, internet stwanger. Its just that bad spelling and complete, utter arrogance gets on my nerves. And Shorty roc my sox, practice what you preach.
September 21st, 2008 at 3:36 am
@ uncle anon
i don’t care if you find me annoying.
i can spell however i want online, it’s not some kind of spelling bee or a test of some sort.
realise i was never rude to you?!
you’re really bloody rude!!!
and i don’t have to love what you love…that’s why it’s called an opinion!!! get a life and stop attacking me you jerk!
thank you shortys roc my sox
September 21st, 2008 at 3:37 am
oh and Uncle Anon…i said i did rather enjoy this pasta…check comment 5…-_-
September 21st, 2008 at 8:11 am
Loona- I’m afraid that’s what happens on the internet. One person makes a rude (if justified- people WILL make more of an effort to take you seriously if you spell and punctuate correctly) comment, and others rush in hoping to start a flame war because they want to feel special.
Don’t make a target of yourself by responding.
September 21st, 2008 at 8:16 am
Also, obligatory creepypasta-opinion: I liked it. It wasn’t really, pant-wettingly creepy, but it did have a sort of nightmarish quality in its simplistic language and its seemingly mundane setting.
September 21st, 2008 at 1:26 pm
DJLoONa, you are annoying. Not having any concern for the people reading your messages, not having the respect to take half a second and hit a bloody shift key and spell correctly shows you have no respect for anyone. So why should anyone be any less disrespectful back at you?
And really…. why are you here? 9 out of 10 times you don’t like the pastas. Why read something you’re most likely just going to complain about?
September 21st, 2008 at 6:11 pm
LOVED.
September 22nd, 2008 at 9:27 pm
I love this pasta. One of those that made me give my mirror a wary glance.
Also: Lawl, Internet drama.
September 22nd, 2008 at 9:40 pm
@ kite…true very true.
@ dru…it’s not like i write like a retard and spell like i’m in the 2nd grade. disrespect?! wtf? get over yourself…and i can be on any site i want and hate anything i want as well. if i hate 10 out of 10 pastas that’s my prerogative.
September 23rd, 2008 at 4:06 am
freedom of speech…
from now on everyone that attacks me is going to be ignored.
i have no idea why i’m being attacked for my opinion any way…and i’m basically the only one.
i don’t know any of you people, so stop trying to make me feel bad for no reason by swearing at me and calling me annoying.
and the purpose is to comment on the pasta not on other people.
=[
September 23rd, 2008 at 8:38 pm
@ DJLo0Na
you tell em
rock on!!!
September 23rd, 2008 at 8:45 pm
@ Uncle Anon
sorry bout being Hippocratic but at least i’m not being rude to the other people comenting and if i am i’m not tryin to be and sorry for being rude right now i just don’t want this site to be a bad site because some of the stories r good but if my sister reads the coments some people post she’ll tell my dad and i won’t be able to read these stories any more and i enjoy reading them
September 23rd, 2008 at 9:43 pm
Tell your sister to grow up. Who tells on people for cussing in the COMMENTS of a website that they read? It’s not like you’re the one doing it. Your sister may need to get a life and realize that most people hate the kind of person who constantly gossips about/tells on other people =)
But sorry kiddo, I promised to let all comments through, so that includes ones with cussing. I empathize, though - my mom was super strict and heavily monitored my TV/internet habits all the way until I moved out for college :/
September 23rd, 2008 at 11:11 pm
@Phone & shortys:
Never let anyone in your house see anything you do. EVER. Otherwise you’ll hear a tapping on your window, which will gradually get louder…no, shit, that’s if you buy a hotdog from this one place… At any rate, multiple tabs and regular history clears are your friends, shortys.
@DJ:
Unfortunately, you’re making yourself a target by posting without proper speelign nda “gramor…!? Use punctuation and firefox’s spellcheck, and people will take you more seriously.
@Others:
loldrama
@Thread:
Pretty cool, but no brix.
@@:
Who does that inanimate character think it is, anyway? It’s just some damn ‘a’ with a circle around it, but it totally sold out. Emails start using it, and suddenly it’s all high and mighty! What happened to you, @? You used to be COOL.
September 24th, 2008 at 2:36 am
@TLB - In my case (probably an extreme one), even those precautions were null - my mom had a keylogger installed among who knows what else. She was SERIOUS.
September 24th, 2008 at 5:11 am
@ TLB
i’m an excellent speller.
i just have a bad habit when i’m online
i get lazy and i over use the ellipses. soz
and i’m a target? for my bad habits with spelling on the internet? how silly [not at you, the people ‘targeting’ me]
@ shortys
thank you =]
September 24th, 2008 at 9:37 am
DJ Loona,
I have one request to make. I understand that you feel attacked, but by constantly responding and complaining about how people hate you for your “opinions” in almost every post you make lately, you’re not doing anything but prolonging/inciting more of this stupid comment drama. I’m kind of sick and tired of reading it all (I have to read it all because of how the comment moderation is set up), and you’re pretty much the only one with the power to put a stop to it (barring my suddenly censoring posts, which I don’t want to do).
Would you mind dropping this, out of respect for me & the other readers who AREN’T interested in this e-drama and just want to read discussions of the pastas, not your spelling habits?
September 24th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
yeah, i understand.
sorry WHO WAS PHONE.
September 28th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Great story. Well written. Well thought out. I think it’s funny that some people don’t get the “Make you 2D” scphele.
But whatever. This is way up there on my list of favorite creepypastas. -smacks lips-
October 8th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
wow, really enjoyed that. One of my favourite creepypastas
October 22nd, 2008 at 9:56 am
The person 2D must have been the dudes reflection, because every time he got a note, it was near or in something reflective.
October 23rd, 2008 at 2:11 pm
WHO WAS NOTE?
October 28th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Anon 91:
SHIIIIIT. That makes it ten times creepier.
October 29th, 2008 at 11:05 am
Wow… I agree with Leita… That does make it WAY creepier.
And I think that the 2D person meant that the 3D person needed to take his place…
November 4th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
“MAKE YOU 2D” obviously means that whoever was writing the notes wanted to make the guy the lead singer of a popular British experimental band.
Too bad, guy. You missed out.
November 5th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
THEN WHO WAS EROTIC CAKES?!?!?!
November 8th, 2008 at 10:32 am
ITS OBVIOUS
mr weird 2d man wanted good guy to make him 3d. When he didn’t 2D man got crabby and attempted to squeeze good guy between the mirror and the wall until he became 2d, when evil 2d man would become 3d and take his place
dur….
November 8th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Oh lawd!
this was creepy but made me laugh too.
I believe that it was the smame man but, in a different dimension. You know that theory where theres another you in every dimension. But he had to switch places with him because its impossible for thier to be more than one in a single dimension. *blinks* I think thats right.
~Peace n’ Love
Bagel-chan
P.S.
@ DJLoona and ALL the people fighting
Sorry for sticking my nose in your business but, you probably shouldn’t fight with random people on the internet. Sorry its a peeve of mine. ^^; Its just that there’s a very small chance that you’ll ever actually meet them.
And bad spelling on the internet is usual, because it was made for the internet and texting. It bothers me too though but, i dont say anything about it. Its thier choice. =])
BTW @ME (#52)
D: What was that about? No offense but… Grr…
@ NYX (#95)
I WUB CHOO!
Awesome comment ^^
November 13th, 2008 at 12:40 am
I love how the piece of paper is floating on the surface tension of the sprite. Is that not the weirdest, most creative spot for the author to think of?
November 16th, 2008 at 3:55 am
Wait…….
WHO WAS PHONE is a girl?
November 20th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
i would like to be 2d, think about all the good games that are side scrollers. also we live in the 4th with time, and if he was 2d and wanted to be 3, we would be third also, but stuck in time
also, WHO WAS COFFEE MAKER?