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La Muerta Blanca

I am currently sitting in front of my computer, scared witless. Any moment now I am going to be killed.

Today a friend of mine told me a story.

His aunt had taken care of him since he was a small boy, and she told him last night about how his parents died. He did a very fair imitation of her (I knew them both pretty well):

“They were doing mission work in some nasty little South American country when a man burst into the mission hospital one night, terrified out of his mind. He told them that his sister had been killed by a Muerta blanca, and that he was certain that it was coming for him next. What is a Muerta blanca? Apparently it was some sort of bogey-man, something like that dumb chupacabra or whatever. They called it the White Death or the White Girl, because it was the soul of someone who hated life so much that they came back in their shrouds to kill those who told of them.

The man had been told about the vengeful spirit by his sister hours before her death. It was a girl with dead, black eyes that wept bile. The thing moved without ever actually moving its legs, and it stalked its victims back to their homes. Now, if you weren’t already aware that this thing was following you, once it got back to your house, it would start knocking on your door…

Once for your skin, which she’ll use to patch her own decaying flesh.

Twice for your muscle, which she’ll gnash her teeth on between victims.

Thrice for your bones, which she’ll make knives to pick her teeth and kill her victims.

Four times for your heart, which she’ll wear around her neck.

Five times for your teeth, which she’ll polish and keep in a box.

Six times for your eyes, which she’ll see the faces of your loved ones through.

Seven times for your soul, which she’ll eat whole – you can never pass while you’re in her stomach.

She has to repeat this on any mirror or door between you and her.

You can try to outrun her, but she’s faster than the fastest man. And if you leave your home while she’s knocking on your door, she won’t be so courteous when she catches up to you.

Now the man was certain that this thing had killed his sister, that he had tried to tell the police, but they would not listen. Next he had tried to tell his priest, but the priest turned him away when he saw that the thing was following him now – oh, that’s right, I forgot about that – it can only get you if you tell someone else about it, or you saw it kill someone else. The man, after finishing his tale, stole a car from the mission, and was never seen again.”

Apparently his mother and father had immediately called his aunt about this when it happened. They were found in the morning, skinned and dismembered. Their bodies were covered in tiny, child-like handprints.”

His aunt was really drunk the night before, and had told him about that. He told me this story early in the morning today at school, before the cops arrived. His aunt had been murdered that night. I called him later that night, and he told me that he was being chased by someone, and now they were knocking on his door. I told him to stop shitting me.

He held the phone away from his face for a minute, and I could hear slow, deliberate knocking. A moment later, I heard the door rip from its hinges and the dying screams of my friend.

Then a little girl’s voice spoke over the line: “WITNESS.” I hung up.

Three minutes ago someone started knocking on my door. She has to knock 28 times on my front door, 28 times on the mirror in the hall, and another 28 times on the door to my bedroom. She’s doing it slowly… I think she wants to scare me some more, let me know that my death is just moments away. I will not run – I couldn’t get to my car in time anyway. She started knocking on my bedroom door a minute ago, she should be done any moment.

Nice knowing you guys, it’s been fuy5
WITNESS

Posted in Beings & Entities and Murders & Deaths 2 years, 11 months ago at 4:39 pm.

176 comments

176 Replies

  1. Cthulhu Mar 1st 2009

    This is a good one, I heard it a long time ago!

  2. TheCoffinDancer Mar 1st 2009

    Old as the Internet. A classic though.

  3. Dr. Malpractice Mar 1st 2009

    I was wondering why this wasn’t already here. Great story; about as close as you can come to a classic when you’re talking about internet short fiction.

  4. Yeah, I’m kind of shocked at myself for taking this long to post it =/

  5. Poizn Mar 1st 2009

    One of my favorites.

  6. The "Who" when they call "Who's There" Mar 1st 2009

    why on earth did the dumb shit tell us then? unrealistic there.

  7. The One Hiding Under Your Bed Mar 1st 2009

    why the hell would he tell us then if he knew it’d get him killed?

  8. Anonymous Mar 1st 2009

    I read this on /x/ already. Awesome story. Paranoid out of my fucking mind now…Fuck…

  9. Anonymous Mar 1st 2009

    good pasta.

  10. Grangan Mar 1st 2009

    THE NAME IS WITNESS NOT LA MUERTA BLANCA
    also creepy knocking sound coming from my door. g2g

  11. Mreee Mar 1st 2009

    This is fucking awesome.

  12. Nice this is priceless…. But isn’t this similar to candeljack’s sto

  13. everyone’s read this, yet i have not.
    i feel so naïïïïïve.
    woahexcessiveumlauts.

  14. HearMe Mar 1st 2009

    I thought it was a little….lame.

  15. Shuleeps Mar 1st 2009

    Classic

  16. Stranger Mar 1st 2009

    Haha. I remember reading this after Stumbling on the intarwebz a while ago. I was like ‘generic creepypasta…quite good but not spectacuHOLYCRAP WITNESS?!?!’

    Made me paranoid for the rest of the night.

  17. i would carry around a bunch of those handheld mirrors my whole life.

  18. Dr. Malpractice Mar 1st 2009

    @ The “Who” when they call “Who’s There”:

    I don’t think that it’s the narrator who says ‘Witness’ at the end. From the rest of the story, I got that the ghost says that right after she kills someone.

  19. Grangan Mar 1st 2009

    Personally, though, I heard this about a month ago in video form (it was really creepy, more believable, from the pov of someone’s webcam, which makes the WITNESS at the end make more sense).
    I haven’t been able to easily get to sleep for about a month.

  20. katie Mar 1st 2009

    oh gosh that scared me.

  21. XD I heard this one just a few days ago. Unrealistic, kinda, but I like it.

  22. Girlie Mar 1st 2009

    I read this one last Halloween. XD Was scared out of my pants. XP

  23. Sir Shoop Woopington Mar 1st 2009

    i could have sworn i read this one on this site before
    i mean i loved it but i could swear that i read it already

  24. Rahhhh! Mar 1st 2009

    Wow… I’m going to have nightmares tonight.

  25. Dirjel Mar 1st 2009

    Wait, I don’t understand.

    Why does she have to knock 28 times on each door? It says seven knocks on each door or mirror. Even if the writer meant 28 knocks total, it still wouldn’t make sense, because there are only 3 portals she needs to pass.

    Or maybe I’m dumb. Halp plz?

  26. Mr. Psuedonym Mar 1st 2009

    Classics never die if they’re good. WITNESS, that can be used over and over and over again.

  27. its been fuy5

  28. Someone Mar 1st 2009

    I think I read this on /x/ a while ago.
    Wonderful pasta, brix have been shat :)

  29. @The “Who” when they call “Who’s There”, Dr. Malpractice

    The ghost kills someone when
    a) They tell someone about the ghost
    b) They witnessed it killing someone

    So since he heard his friend dying over the phone, he’s considered a witness. And at the end, obviously, similar to the candlejack story, the ghost comes after him before he can finish his sente

  30. Person Mar 2nd 2009

    this is my favorite pasta, ever.

  31. Sigma Mar 2nd 2009

    witness

  32. Anonymous Mar 2nd 2009

    WAY TO GO CREEPYPASTA, NOW WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

  33. Ozzy Osbourne Mar 2nd 2009

    WAY TO GO CREEPYPASTA, NOW WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

  34. Comment Leaver Mar 2nd 2009

    I read this a while ago, but I always forget she makes you a “witness.” Ha, Nice classic.

  35. Anonymous Mar 2nd 2009

    @The One Hiding Under Your Bed, He already witnessed his friend being killed so whether he told someone or not, he’s dead.

    He’s just spreading the wealth. lol

    Nice pasta!

  36. Marie Mar 2nd 2009

    This story scared the crap out of meeee.

    @Dirjel: She knocks more like:
    One
    One two
    One two three
    One two three four
    And so on and so forth. If you add it up it makes twenty-eight.

  37. Hhaaa; Mar 2nd 2009

    They already had this Story on Pasta for a while.
    Still Good though.(:

  38. Keindrae Mar 2nd 2009

    I love this pasta, it’s one of my favourites.

  39. Read this ages ago, still awesome!

  40. Azriel Mar 2nd 2009

    It’s called Witness!

    I read this a long time ago, with much better grammar and spelling. I was kinda creepy then, but I’ve seen it enough that it doesn’t phase me anymore. Good story.

  41. Witness? Mar 2nd 2009

    What do you mean Witness? I didnt see her kill anyone, neither did i hear it ? Does that mean that if i read about the paper about murder im also witness to that? Stupid-ass girl, doesn’t know the definition of witness. Go peel your own skin off.

  42. she weeps bile? thats just nasty…

  43. Not really believable. If you knwo that telling someone will kill you, why do it? Wait, or was he already doomed after the call?

  44. Weird Guy Across The Street Mar 2nd 2009

    @ everyone:
    It doesn’t matter if he tells or not. He was a witness to one of the murders. She’s going to get him anyway.

  45. Weird Guy Across The Street Mar 2nd 2009

    damn. I should’ve read all the comments. first =P

  46. Caedus Mar 2nd 2009

    This was already on the site.

  47. (NOT) PHONE Mar 2nd 2009

    So I’m confused a little. Does La Muerta Blanca knock seven times total, or does she/it knock more than that.

    I mean, the way it’s written it could be:

    Seven knocks, one for each part of you it wants.

    Or

    1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 6 + 7 = 28 times.

  48. Um, no… no it wasn’t, Caedus. Unless you’re implying that I shouldn’t bother posting things from the forum on the main site as well?

  49. Russell Crowe Mar 2nd 2009

    La Muerta Blanca is a dumb bitch

  50. undeadsolider Mar 2nd 2009

    FUCK i just shat a bit lol na just kidding that wasnt even that scary

  51. WHO WAS CABBAGE? Mar 2nd 2009

    Um, yes… yes it was, Caedus. Unless you’re implying that I like arguing over meaningless things?

  52. @ 2nd ‘who was cabbage’

    you forgot the link.
    i’m glad to see so many observant people.

    and i’m going to assume it was an idiot ‘i’m this person not a fraud plz’.

  53. Chelsea Gardinhair Mar 3rd 2009

    Yea…not my favorite. Writing not so great, left nothing really to the imagination.

  54. MetalGearBidoof Mar 3rd 2009

    I remember that one from a while ago.
    Great story, though the many times I read it have proven the lack of trhuu

    WITNESS.

  55. Not that scary. Very predictable. Leaves the story dead, because noone in their right mind would tell the tale if they knew that telling would lead to your death.

  56. MisterVercetti Mar 3rd 2009

    Glad I’m not the only one who was reminded of Candlejack. If you think of it, the similarities are rather rema

  57. Hendetta Mar 3rd 2009

    That guy SCPantera, who makes pretty good creepypasta videos on Youtube, did this one. It is pretty good!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to7N0oTbtAI

  58. “…some nasty little South American country…”

    Hey, what the fuck?

  59. Anonymous Mar 3rd 2009

    At the end at WITNESS, bricks were shat.

    I’m going to have nightmares tonight, and not just her but that little girl from the F.E.A.R. games too.

  60. Anon E Mouse Mar 3rd 2009

    “It was a girl with dead, black eyes that wept bile.”

    Made me think of that chick on Heroes, Maya.

    Photo: http://i41.tinypic.com/11rcc1t.jpg

    But after the little chuckle I had from that, decent pasta.

  61. chromeninja Mar 4th 2009

    we rather liked it it made us feal nice and warm inside keap up the good word
    p.s. we hate how all of them are really long now i like some sort and some long b/c we just don’t have enough time

  62. Anonymous Mar 4th 2009

    Yeah, like some other people said, this story is similar to the candlejack story because 8fhy40w8 WITN

  63. Anonymous Mar 4th 2009

    Wow, this chick is gonna be busy tonight.

  64. brix were shat.

  65. Barbara Mar 4th 2009

    Isn’t it weird how this pasta would have been pretty mediocre if not for that last word? And it ended up being fucking awesome?

  66. carrot Mar 4th 2009

    Hmmm…….I approve.

  67. Shan. Mar 4th 2009

    This one is good.

  68. Virtutem Mar 5th 2009

    Approval, this has it.

  69. Uncle Anon Mar 5th 2009

    Very helpful of her to press enter!

  70. Hippie Mar 5th 2009

    omg! I hear a knocking sound….

  71. Midnightgirl Mar 6th 2009

    I’ve read this before. It’s not bad, kind of sad in a way somone so young could hate life and the world. Pretty good.

  72. ben dover Mar 6th 2009

    what happens if you get her drunk?

  73. Candlejack Mar 7th 2009

    I’ve always hated this one…
    I mean, I love the story. It’s just, one continuous typo bugs me- it should be “La Muerte Blanca”, not “La Muerta Blanca”. “La Meurte Blanca” means “The White Death” and “La Muerta Blanca” means “The Dead White Woman/Girl.”

  74. FAKEtofu Mar 8th 2009

    What happens if you answer the door after only one knock?

    Will she only take your skin?

  75. Chinchillazilla Mar 8th 2009

    Candlejack, it makes sense as-is. “They called it the White Death or the White Girl…”

  76. Kira Jesus Yamato Mar 10th 2009

    *sigh*
    Thank god I’m sitting inside the Freedom Gundam right now, that bitch will have to get through a hail of railguns, beam blasts and plasma cannon shots, and honsetly, I’d like to see the bitch try it.

  77. Kira Jesus Yamato Mar 10th 2009

    Waht if you’re out in space, is this bitch able to survive somehow?

  78. Repoman Mar 10th 2009

    Has anyone tried opening the door while she is knowcking and shooting her?

  79. YO-DUDE 68 Mar 12th 2009

    Okay, this is bullshit. You fags are just a bunch of kids shitting your pants over a poorly written post some other fag made. You know what I’ve got that you bitches don’t? A girlfriend. She just finished making me a sandwhich and is asking to come into my room with it right nowfl;cfmerocnjhbhf,frxjbpj l cfvg.cd’;65

    WITNESS

  80. granger Mar 13th 2009

    jesus that was efed up

  81. ben dover Mar 13th 2009

    ahahaaaaaaaaa SHIT again i had to fight her off before with a pellet gun and a blunt knife… now i’m pregnant

    i’m male

  82. YO-DUDE 68's GF Mar 13th 2009

    That was epicjka;;;;;;;;;;;;;

    WITNESS

  83. astrosimi Mar 14th 2009

    Ah, god damni5tWITNESS

  84. shub niggurath Mar 14th 2009

    damn you cthulhu, why’d you post here? now everyone but us elder gods are going to go insane anytime they read the comments. that story was really good, tho, surprisingly so.

  85. I’d be dead for sure, because I can’t help listening to and sharing ghost stories.

  86. Natasha(MCRmy) Mar 14th 2009

    i feel stupid asking but how do you post storys

  87. So what if you just answered the door then while she was knocking? Would she kill you then or finish the ritual?

  88. Alexandar Mar 17th 2009

    If I heard seven knocks at my front door I would rush to the bathroom, take an aerosol can, and smash my bathroom mirror into a thousand little pieces and then lay them in a row in my hallway going to my room where I would shut the door, smash my full body mirror, and repeat the process before climbing out my window and driving into the fucking sunset.

  89. MrSkary Mar 17th 2009

    Wow, didn’t think he/she had that much time to type out all that while the girl was knocking :D

  90. Claire Mar 18th 2009

    OK, some people are stupid.

    The reason she’s telling the story is because she’s already going to die for being a witness. Keeping silent would not have saved her.

  91. Anonymous Mar 20th 2009

    Hmm… what if you told someone the story and then said CandleJack… would they wind up seeghaojifadj WITN

  92. WILLY NELSON Mar 22nd 2009

    Great pasta.
    Someone is knocking on my door.
    Brb.

  93. I’m going to buy a hundred mirrors and line them all the way through my house. I’m going to cover the fucking walls in mirrors, it’ll take her forever to knock on all those8oq

    WITNESS

  94. Anonymous Mar 23rd 2009

    I love this one. So great. It keeps the ‘slow knock’ cliche alive and brix inducing! Did anyone notice that the way he typo’d at the end… It was like he was clawing at his keyboard, trying to crawl away.

    Y for his right hand jutting from it’s desired path
    And 5 as his left claws at his keyboard. unintended awesome?

  95. Anonymous Mar 28th 2009

    The ending made me lol so fucking hard.

  96. that is neat but it shacked me a bit and I need to get the door before the knocker gets pis

  97. Stefanie Apr 8th 2009

    This is stupid, why didn’t the aunt die sooner. The parents told her before they died which was when the friend was a small boy. Therefore, she should have died long ago.

  98. anonymous Apr 10th 2009

    Arn’t we all a witness now ? Oh shit, i can hear knocking sounds on my door.

  99. tugstugstugs Apr 10th 2009

    “to kill those who told of them.”

    saw that coming and it still hit me like a rock.

  100. Anne Frank Apr 10th 2009

    brb, door

  101. pastalover Apr 11th 2009

    @Stefanie: she didn’t die ‘cos she kept the secret for a while.

  102. Alessa Gillespie Apr 12th 2009

    This shit fucked me up.

  103. For all you people that don’t understand the knocking thing, she knocks a total of 28 times.

    (1+2+3+4+5+6+7 = 28).

  104. Bovius Apr 15th 2009

    It’s time for math fun! Let’s say we’re all “witnesses”, and each of our homes has 3 doors/mirrors between us and the White Death. We’ve all read this, so we know everyone here’s going to die. Let’s say it takes 1 second per knock, and the chica takes 60 seconds to get to the home of her next victim. Let’s also assume kills are instantaneous, that she’s been very busy since the story was posted, and let’s say it was posted 30 days ago.

    She starts knocking on your front door. How long do you have until she reaches you?

    30 days = 2592000 seconds, which means she’s killed about 494 people:

    n = 494; (21 * (n + 1) * n / 2) + (60 * 494) = 2597205

    You know she’s killed those 494, so she takes 10374 seconds, or about 2.88 hours, to get to you.

    Extra credit: How long has this story been floating around the interwebs for people to witness? How long would you expect the White Death to knock before she reaches you? How many people would you have to know about her killing for her to take 60 years (your appreciable adult life) to finish knocking?

    Also, WHO WAS PHONE??

  105. dsgadrt Apr 18th 2009

    oh i get it.
    i witnessed her kill someone.
    uh-oh.

  106. Wait, hehe, at the end for her to write witness it means that she had to send the story here to be posted. Imagine if he had really slow upload, she’d be getting really frustrated.

  107. Anonymous May 2nd 2009

    Yeah okay.
    Why doesn’t someone kill her?
    I don’t recall reading about her immortality.

  108. Deersindal May 6th 2009

    WHO WAS WHTE?!?!

  109. Omiyage May 10th 2009

    BUT THEN WHO WAS GIRL?!1dweq

    Witness

  110. Rahula May 12th 2009

    I hate Bovius for breaking my brain.

    Also, creepypasta is hilariouspasta, and it’s definitely because of the key word there. I can totally hear this little kid saying it trying to act all scary and badassm complete with the hissed s’s and everything, and just totally failing in the attem8u9
    WITNESS

    …Fuck, I just failed that particular test of my apparently meagre self control.

  111. THEN WHO WAS WITNESS?

    Oh, shit, I guess I was… that can’t be goojrg

    WITNESS

  112. theguywhoreadsthis May 28th 2009

    people are stupid they say the author is stupid for writing this if it’s going to kill him if they read it properly it was already gonna kill him because he was a l9nfgd
    WITNESS

  113. your mom May 29th 2009

    Him telling us didn’t kill him, the fact that he was a witness to his friend’s death did.
    xD

  114. another pry to late to be read, but i will say my piece none the less.
    TO TOP POSTS
    AS TO WHY WE WERE TOLD

    you say its stupid because her telling would get her killed, but she was already doomed. She was witness to her friends death. if you recall what the ghost said on the phone – WITNESS! basically you know what happened and ima kill u. so she told us so we were warned… but notice at the end of the story she says – its been fun! but while dieing or attacked she spells – its been “fuy5″. this proves here death and thus the last line which was sent by the white lady… WITNESS

    if you didnt get any of that… well ok then lol

  115. when i say the last WITNESS it is sent to US who read this story and have proof of her death so basically we all should die XD

  116. Alice Jun 5th 2009

    THEN WHO WAS TEETH?!

    or…

    WHO WAS YO MAMA?!

  117. Nick/Dfork Jun 13th 2009

    @ The “Who” when they call “who’s there”:

    He was a witness. He was going to die anyways, he just wanted to let us know what happened, have record record of his death, etc.

  118. horrorfang Jun 15th 2009

    tasty pasta

  119. Wait, so does this mean we’re all witnesses? So…are we all gonna die? This story was such bullshiklnsfam WITNESS

  120. retardedsmurfunderyourbed Jun 30th 2009

    she knocking on my mirror to bad i knocked it down now she cant geWITNESS

  121. Brohan and Brosef Jul 2nd 2009

    All those people are real douchebags. If they just stop telling the freaking story, nobody would die, you knWITNESS

  122. Anonymous Jul 12th 2009

    Graveone, this has nothing to do with Candlejacks stor

  123. Vanilla villan Jul 13th 2009

    Creepypasta is creeeeeeeeeeepy
    12/10

  124. Why would they tell us so we get killed!? Anyway very good story.

  125. Kirsten Aug 2nd 2009

    Damn it, I was hoping I’d have more time, but after reading the commej90

    WITNESS

  126. Lady of Desire Aug 5th 2009

    If you know it is going to kill you when you tell someone about it, why tell anyone?

  127. This is still my favorite.

  128. Apocryphon Aug 18th 2009

    Yeah seriously if you don’t actually see her kill anyone how are you a witness?

  129. PaperPasta Aug 25th 2009

    I love how everyone in the comments is typing “Witness” even though they’re

    a) not telling about the Girl
    and
    b) did not witness the killing (yes, reading about it doesn’t count as a “wit5fffffffffffffffffffffff

    WITNESS.

  130. Anonymous Aug 26th 2009

    Fucking neighbours don’t knock on the wall while I’m reading this ><

  131. Anonymous Aug 29th 2009

    Wow, that was pretty good. Pretty sure that black-eye bile weeping thing came from hero’s. But on the whole good.

    Hang on, someones knocking on my door…

    WITNESS.

  132. Ironphoenix Sep 10th 2009

    Shit I just told my friend about this and now I’m scared as fuck.
    OHSHIT I JSUT HEARD KNOCKING.
    Oh god guys….
    fuck….
    oh shit I’m so scared….
    20….21…..22….23…..24….25….26….27….28
    That’s weird.
    Maybe it was all in my head or someth01az
    WITNESS

  133. kiss my kitty Oct 3rd 2009

    hahah mofos i aint dead yet im wait OH SHI-

  134. Kryptography Oct 10th 2009

    Great, great story. One of the best here. Has that “urban legend” feel to it like the old “Bloody Mary” stories we used to tell each other as kids.

  135. teejayandjon Oct 23rd 2009

    BUT THEN WHO WAS FUY5?

  136. Scary, but if she comes for me, I am not going to give up without a fight.

  137. Oh crudsticks Dec 6th 2009

    I just don’t get why everybody’s saying ‘WITNESS’ at the end of their posts.all they’re doing is84uihefj

    WITNESS.

  138. Fucking fags, you can’t scare me with your OBVIOUSLY faked “WITNESS” comments. Dammit, how stupid do you thinkklkopkppll;

    WITNESS

  139. Haha, I had read that one a few years ago and it scared me to death. It’s a nice one.

  140. Anonymous Jan 5th 2010

    THEN WHO WADFGH

    WITNESS

  141. Anonymous Jan 5th 2010

    JESUS FUCK

    my sister just came back from school at 9:10 am cause it’s closed. of course, she’s locked out so she starts hammering on the front door.

    BRIX WERE SHAT

  142. Typheus Jan 25th 2010

    MOTHER ******! Dude, as soon as I finished reading this, the UPS man was knocking at the front door.

  143. Trashbag Jan 28th 2010

    Well. I have my monologue for Actor’s Studio now.

  144. YourWorstNightmare Feb 11th 2010

    I can’t believe you’re all so scared of the stupid story, it’s obviously not reLil

    WITNESS

  145. LOL! I like Witness?’s comment! He has a good point :)

  146. yum extreemly satisfying pasta 8O best one for a long time

  147. Techno Rooster Feb 20th 2010

    Would’ve been more awesomer if someone had knocked on something in my house afterwards.

    Also…

    WHO WAS SHINY MIRROR?!

  148. It makes me laugh how people try to continue the Candlejack meme.

  149. Anony Mar 8th 2010

    If lots of people read this at the same time at different locations, who will Witness kill first? lol

    Maybe someone should tell the story then call candlejack so they’ll meet at someone’s house then Witness and candlejack could live happily ever after.

  150. BUT WHO WAS KEYBOARD PIANIST??
    OFFLIGGAARRGGHHRJIGTBNLSRK NJGBLFBN SLFR NTLSKD FGBWLF NLEJRNE FRGHTBSDJVNLERBJGSDFVGER

  151. Undead Nex Mar 11th 2010

    wha if bitch saya candlejack? knock knoc

  152. my first trought after reading this was: “FUCK WE’RE FUCKED” (exact words)
    i liked this story. I like how the girl herself is never described accurately and the feeling of an unstoppable chain behind this: the sister of the guy told him about la muerta blanca, the guy told it at the friend’s parents, they told it to the aunt who told it to the boy who told it to the protagonist of the story who told it to everyone on the internet. Deserves a 7/10 at least.

  153. BananaCorn, do not use my name.

    Fear the Darkness

    -Nex

  154. Revolver Ocelot Apr 12th 2010

    There’s knocking at my door, I shot through it…no blood….I don’t have much time, tell my mother I lovfdsc
    WITNESS.

  155. *girl knocks on door*
    *answers door*
    *girl*: Would you like some cookies?
    *me:*no
    *girl*

  156. TheGreatMightyPoo Jul 2nd 2010

    what if u open the door for her? what happens? if she never knocks and u open the door, wtf happens?

  157. THEN WHO WASSHGFK

    WITNESS

  158. SMAR! Jul 9th 2010

    What a load of bullsy5 WITNESS

  159. Non-moose Jul 16th 2010

    Do we have a new meme, instead of “who was …” or candlejack? WITNE

  160. AznPersuasion Aug 3rd 2010

    Scared out of my fucking mind right now my door is currently closed and my friend started knocking on it
    Great story though

  161. Anonymous Aug 9th 2010

    guys, if she comes for you, take a few mirrors and shatter them. each piece is like a tiny mirror, and she has to knock on every single piece before she can get to you! :D it’s the perfect pla4igj WITNESS

  162. What happens if I’m Mike Tyson? I can knock this bitch out, in the first round. When she starts knockin’ I’m a punch a hole through the door.

  163. Wait, if the person who wrote this was killed before they could finish then how was this story posted? Lol I doubt the ghost wouuh53jh

    WITNESS

  164. Put a Banana in Your Ear Aug 19th 2010

    I find it amusing how people still continue this meme.

    Old meme is ollsshgeklkkkklllll32;

    WITNESS

  165. Icalasari Aug 24th 2010

    Wait, slight issue. Either he sent it before dying, which means it can’t be altered, or else he was killed before it was sent, in which case this ghost has a VERY loose definition of witness

    Also, hmm… let’s see… Now La Muerta Blanca is after me, and I am certain that Slenderman will come after me soon due to me becoming so obsessed with him. Now all I need to do is say Cand-I mean, you know who’s name when they arrive, then offer my soul to the devil, and I can have a party!

  166. INSOMNIAC Sep 14th 2010

    awesome story!!! knocking is freaky! anticipation of the thing is actually worse than the event itself. creepy how he wrote till the last second. OH SHIT. just realized that makes us all witnesses. damn. i’m still a virgin. maybe someone in my dorm can fix that before SHE comes knocking.

  167. Anonymous Oct 9th 2010

    OH SHIT! DAMN YOU! Fucking scared me right after I was done reading this my mom knocked on my door and I swear I thought I shit myself!

  168. StarWolf Oct 30th 2010

    I can’t let you tell that Starfox.

  169. Really anon Nov 19th 2010

    People are saying \"why tell us if its going to get him killed?\" well, if you pay attention, the girl tells him WITNESS, which means hes screwed anyway. And now we\’re witnesses. get it?

  170. Anonymous Nov 22nd 2010

    Stupid girl. Slenderman’s really not gonna be happy when he finds out she got me fir8spk

    WITNESS

  171. Shoowapdedoo[: Nov 27th 2010

    Um…. this seriously scared the heck out of me. XD
    I don’t understand the candlejack or “who was” thing….
    Wha does that mean? >.>
    Anyways, I was even afraid to tell my mom this cuz she would be
    a witness! D: But she doesn’t believe it cuz no spirit girl will come
    knocking on our doweidwdjoor53545555555

    WITNESS

  172. Arjuna Dec 1st 2010

    Gotta tell you.
    I really love this.
    But uh…if you would NOT make me jump of the sound of my step mom opening and closing kitchen cabinets? That’d be greeaaat. e_e

  173. Shub Niggurath (apparently the OTHER) May 2nd 2011

    This was pretty good, if someone knocks on my door tonight I’m going to have a heart attack. Like I did for a minute when I was reading the comments and somebody else had used my username that I use on all these other sites… I didn’t know what was going on, but I’ve been on here all day long and I was pretty sure it meant something BAD was going to happen!

  174. Rikyori May 13th 2011

    She can’t get me, i’m already dead :)

  175. Anonymous May 17th 2011

    Good luck miss. I’m behind thousands mirrors

  176. Anonymous May 17th 2011

    Good luck miss. I’m behind thousand mirrors.

    LOL


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