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In Beantown, Nebraska, a town with a population of just over 200, there lives a man named Jack Black. Not THE Jack Black, of course, but just a guy named Jack Black.

At 10:06 PM on January 4th of 2014, Mr. Black’s phone will ring. Upon picking up the reciever, Jack will suddenly be able to comprehend the TRUE definition of infinity, and for a split second will be able to truly understand how long an eternity is.

The massive strain on the collective conscience of existence that this paradox will create will actually cause the fabric of space-time to collapse on itself, creating a NEW universe identical to ours, but starting at the beginning of time.

This universe will proceed to exist until the exact moment in time that humans would identify as 10:06 PM on January 4th, 2014 C.E., at which point an alternate Jack Black will pick up his alternate phone, thus comprehending infinity and starting the whole process over again.

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  • Hum??

    I’ve heard this one (or something very similar to this one) a long time ago..

    and WHO WAS PHONE?!

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  • SINISTAR

    THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

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  • Dr.Creepy

    This aint creepy

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  • Mr. Britchez

    Damn. I guess that would’ve been more likely to happen if I hadn’t killed and eaten Jack Black, last night.

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    • POWER LEVELS!!!

      lol wut? :P

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  • Sigma

    I got me a sniper rifle, and I know where he lives.
    Fear not.

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  • Xantherian

    Not creepy, just funny.

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  • Jennycat

    mau?

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  • NO U

    What. Was. That.

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  • pringles

    THEN WHO WAS INFINITY?

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  • The Joker

    Was it Kyle Gass (not THE Kyle Gass) on the other end from another universe as well?

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  • BonerFruit

    Not creepy, just crazy

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  • Z

    Not creepy, just kind of stupid. :/

    Meh. I just didn’t like this one.

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  • Big Boss

    TIME PARADOX!

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  • The person formerly known as ‘Noneya’

    I lol’d at Sigma.

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  • Fund

    He must be in an alternate dimension because there isn’t a Beantown, Nebraska. I don’t see how he can understand eternity in a split second.

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  • DJLoONa

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  • xDDDDDDDDD

    This reminds me of the Time Paradox pasta.

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  • xDDDDDDDDD

    reminds me of the Time Paradox pasta. anyway, it’s good.

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  • Sara

    When I read this, the picture THE Jack Black, which just makes me laugh.

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  • Anonymous

    Phone:I will tell you about infin-

    Jack Black:SKIDOOSH

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  • Reptilian Liar

    GASP…..BRIX….WERE….SHAT!

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  • Random person

    Well, that’s an interesting one…

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  • Mr. Mediumrare

    Blah blah blah [existential crap] blah blah blah …that we question our… [insert something profound here] …nay, it is our destiny, blah, blah blah.

    ["Good post"]

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  • What..whatt?

    uhh that was just kinda odd?

    I think someone should write one about 2012 the supposed doomsdayy.

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    • Ryan

      I come from the future, it’s 2013 and we are fine.

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  • Ben

    Lol. I’d love to bring this up the next time I get caught up in a science vs religion debate.

    The funny thing is that there’s just as much proof of this being the *cause* of the big bang as there is anything else. Equally, it’s arguable that this is truer than any of the numerous gods humans have worshipped.

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