Jack Black & Infinity
In Beantown, Nebraska, a town with a population of just over 200, there lives a man named Jack Black. Not THE Jack Black, of course, but just a guy named Jack Black.
At 10:06 PM on January 4th of 2014, Mr. Black’s phone will ring. Upon picking up the reciever, Jack will suddenly be able to comprehend the TRUE definition of infinity, and for a split second will be able to truly understand how long an eternity is.
The massive strain on the collective conscience of existence that this paradox will create will actually cause the fabric of space-time to collapse on itself, creating a NEW universe identical to ours, but starting at the beginning of time.
This universe will proceed to exist until the exact moment in time that humans would identify as 10:06 PM on January 4th, 2014 C.E., at which point an alternate Jack Black will pick up his alternate phone, thus comprehending infinity and starting the whole process over again.
Posted in Beings & Entities
September 12th, 2008 at 8:37 am
I’ve heard this one (or something very similar to this one) a long time ago..
and WHO WAS PHONE?!
September 12th, 2008 at 9:40 am
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
September 12th, 2008 at 10:23 am
This aint creepy
September 12th, 2008 at 10:31 am
Damn. I guess that would’ve been more likely to happen if I hadn’t killed and eaten Jack Black, last night.
September 12th, 2008 at 11:12 am
I got me a sniper rifle, and I know where he lives.
Fear not.
September 12th, 2008 at 11:42 am
Not creepy, just funny.
September 12th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
mau?
September 12th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
What. Was. That.
September 12th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
THEN WHO WAS INFINITY?
September 12th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Was it Kyle Gass (not THE Kyle Gass) on the other end from another universe as well?
September 12th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Not creepy, just crazy
September 12th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Not creepy, just kind of stupid. :/
Meh. I just didn’t like this one.
September 12th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
TIME PARADOX!
September 12th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
I lol’d at Sigma.
September 12th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
He must be in an alternate dimension because there isn’t a Beantown, Nebraska. I don’t see how he can understand eternity in a split second.
September 13th, 2008 at 12:05 am
…
September 13th, 2008 at 12:57 am
This reminds me of the Time Paradox pasta.
September 13th, 2008 at 4:25 am
reminds me of the Time Paradox pasta. anyway, it’s good.
September 13th, 2008 at 9:22 am
When I read this, the picture THE Jack Black, which just makes me laugh.
September 13th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Phone:I will tell you about infin-
Jack Black:SKIDOOSH
September 13th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
GASP…..BRIX….WERE….SHAT!
September 13th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Well, that’s an interesting one…
September 13th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
Blah blah blah [existential crap] blah blah blah …that we question our… [insert something profound here] …nay, it is our destiny, blah, blah blah.
[”Good post”]
September 14th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
uhh that was just kinda odd?
I think someone should write one about 2012 the supposed doomsdayy.
September 15th, 2008 at 8:45 am
Lol. I’d love to bring this up the next time I get caught up in a science vs religion debate.
The funny thing is that there’s just as much proof of this being the *cause* of the big bang as there is anything else. Equally, it’s arguable that this is truer than any of the numerous gods humans have worshipped.
September 15th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
PIME TARADOX!
September 16th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
I <3 this thread
September 16th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
Hitchhiker’s anyone?
September 17th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Lmao. The one about MY state would be really stupid. FML.
September 17th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
… oddly enough, I read a story like this once, by Christopher Pike. At least, enough like it that it reminded me. I can’t decide whether I like or hate the exactness of it.
September 18th, 2008 at 1:36 am
I didn’t find this one creepy at all.
But that might be because I was picturing THE Jack Black from the moment I read the title, despite being told it is not the same one.
September 18th, 2008 at 7:48 am
I say we go and kill Mr. Black.
September 24th, 2008 at 9:44 am
#20 - hilarious.
A COOOSSSBYYY SWEEEAAATAAHHH
so the point of this one is,like, in other words, the universe is a dvd with a big scratch on it and stuff, and 10:06 PM on January 4th of 2014 is where the scratch is, and the dvd just stops? cos i have “strange wilderness” on dvd and as soon as it gets to the point where theyre supposedly about to see bigfoot, it stops. and i cant skip to the next chapter or fast forward.
September 24th, 2008 at 9:45 am
… and all i can do is start it over again.
October 11th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
So if it’s an alternate reality…we don’t get affected…right? Get that shit out of here.
November 5th, 2008 at 4:18 am
Hello.
I have just encountered this site, and suppose I’m a mini-celebrity.
@Sigma
Please don’t kill me with a sniper rifle, it’s too undignified.
Regards,
Jack Black
November 5th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
THEN WHO WAS WONDERBOY AND NASTYMAN?!?!?!
November 12th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
…”C.E.”?
November 14th, 2008 at 10:06 am
C.E. means Common Era. It’s a non-Christian version of A.D.
Also…
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?????
November 20th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
LOL WUT
that creepypasta made no sense.