Y’all Asked For It (Harold Redux)
In 1963, two young men hire on as ranch hands in the Wyoming mountains. During the long months of isolation, an unusual bond starts to develop between them, one which they are only vaguely aware of–until one night when it rises to the surface in a passionate encounter. When the season ends, they part ways, only to realize the true depth of their feelings. Thus begins a decades-long affair that the two of them desperately try to hide from those around them–one which will prove simultaneously beautiful and devastating.
ADMIN NOTE: Apparently, this post used to be the home of some classic ghost story called ‘Harold’, but there was a lot of complaining in the comments (and a lot of comments referencing a certain gay cowboy movie) so it was changed to this. It’s a summary of Brokeback Mountain, guys. It’s not a real pasta anymore. We considered deleting it, but the comment section is so huge and full of lol that we decided to save it. Every time someone critiques this “pasta” in a serious fashion, it’s amazing. Carry on and enjoy the show.
Y'all Asked For It (Harold Redux),
*grunts*
*walks on hind legs on the roof*
*stands in a far corner of the pasture, scaring the crap out of Thomas and Alfred*
*lol Pork Rinds…*
yeah we already seen brokeback mountain i mean come on that was a good movie mildly gay but good and you just ripped it off
THEN WHO WAS PHONE
i dun get it
can someone tell me what this was supposed to be about?
Two ranch hands screwing for lack of women.
HOW IS THSI FRIGHTENING? AAAAAAAARRRRRG!
One other thing. I wasn’t going to ask out of tactfullness, but it’s Friday so, fuck it – what did they use as LUBE? Put something ridiculous here, ya get ridiculous questions!
Spit. Duh.
I dnt get it.
……..what the hell?
OHHh…this story!! Lawl Lawl Harold and someone else left their farm because of a scary scare crow that is haunting them. I loved one of those scary stories to tell in the book.
That awkward moment when sucking becomes a pun for your story
Why cant everyone just be happy for us?
I do not get this at all
The real story is about two men working on a farm in the middle of nowhere, and are very bored. They make a life-sized dummy named Harold, named after a very cranky old man that had scolded them. Strange things happen with the doll over the week, and one man went to go get some milk from the cow, and the other man went inside to eat. When the man came back from milking, the doll was on top of the roof and had the skins of the other man who went inside to eat. The story ends here.
I don’t think anyone asked for this