Wednesday, March 20, 2019
Creepypasta

Browsing the "Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies" Category

THE DEAD SKULL

THE DEAD SKULL

I BET YOU THINK THAT ALL OF THESE STORIES ARE PRETEND BUT GUESS WHAT THIS ONE IS FOR REAL! HOW DO I KNOW? WELL I KNOW BECAUSE I AM LOOKING AT YOU AND I KNOW ALL OF YOUR SECRETS! I [...]

February 1, 2010 Beings and Entities, Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies
The Only Sensible Ritual Pasta

The Only Sensible Ritual Pasta

You wake up to find yourself lying flat in an unfamiliar and utterly filthy room. Your head pounds as you sit up and survey your surroundings. “Ohhhhww. . . What hit me?” You notice the room is dimly lit by [...]

August 28, 2009 Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies, Rites and Rituals
Yeah, So Quit Asking

Yeah, So Quit Asking

A homeless man is sitting on a park bench. You are jogging. As you jog up to him, he holds his hand out and asks for change, you jog on past, pretending that you can’t hear him over your iPod. [...]

June 8, 2009 Beings and Entities, Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies
The Murder Of Innocence

The Murder Of Innocence

You awake at a crossroads. You have no idea how you got there or how long you have slept. There are five signposted directions to take: Life, Death, Fortune, Fate and Destiny. As counter-intuitive as it may seem, you must, [...]

April 3, 2009 Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies, Rites and Rituals
DAY OF ALL THE BLOOD

DAY OF ALL THE BLOOD

THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO [...]

April 1, 2009 Artifacts and Objects, Beings and Entities, Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies, Deaths, Murders, and Disappearances, Locations and Sites, Madness, Paranoia, and Mental Illness, Rites and Rituals, Strange and Unexplained
Happy Halloween?

Happy Halloween?

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a [...]

October 31, 2008 Beings and Entities, Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies, Rites and Rituals
The Prince’s Fresh Start

The Prince’s Fresh Start

Somewhere in West Philadelphia, you will find an old basketball court with a single ball lying in the middle. Pick it up and start shooting hoops. After a while, a small group of hooligans will approach you and challenge you [...]

October 10, 2008 Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies, Rites and Rituals
The Boy Who Loved To Read

The Boy Who Loved To Read

Once, there was a boy who loved to read. He read everything he could get his hands on, and loved going to his favorite book store. One day, the boy realized he had read everything the store had to offer. [...]

April 1, 2008 Artifacts and Objects, Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies
The Original: WHO WAS PHONE?

The Original: WHO WAS PHONE?

oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says “no [...]

March 19, 2008 Artifacts and Objects, Beings and Entities, Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies, Deaths, Murders, and Disappearances, Locations and Sites, Madness, Paranoia, and Mental Illness, Rites and Rituals, Strange and Unexplained