Friday, April 19, 2019
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Yo, Dude, Do You Own a Dog?

Yo, Dude, Do You Own a Dog?

“Yo, dude,” Brewster said, looking out the glass doors at the back of my kitchen. He pushed back his baseball cap and scratched his head. “…Do you own a dog?” I looked up from my Pokémon game, frowning. It was [...]

April 1, 2014 Beings and Entities, Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies
The Origin 2

The Origin 2

January 7th 2007 I have recently discovered the story of a haunting in an old house. A poltergeist, it would seem. My fellow paranormal hunter associates were discussing the matter at lunch, saying how walkers by and neighbours heard muffled [...]

April 1, 2014 Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies, Deaths, Murders, and Disappearances
The Wrong Room

The Wrong Room

You get back to your apartment after a long day’s work and you want to get inside and rest. You were about to pull out your keys and unlock the door, but you notice it’s open. Turning the doorknob and [...]

April 1, 2014 Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies, Deaths, Murders, and Disappearances
Persecution

Persecution

Johnny ran as fast as was physically possible. He avoided trees and jumped over rocks and fallen branches, moved purely by instinct. In other circumstances, he wouldn’t even think that he was capable of such speed and reflexes, but right [...]

April 1, 2014 Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies, Rites and Rituals
Visitor

Visitor

The following incident occurred last Sunday. I was in my study typing an email for work, when I fancied I heard a noise coming from my kitchen. I disregarded it. The house in which I live is old and strange [...]

April 1, 2014 Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies, Strange and Unexplained
Chef the Griller

Chef the Griller

One month ago, on a rain-slicked street My mother and I got a bite to eat But on the way back, I slipped and fell And I suppose the car coming didn’t see me well Because the next thing I [...]

April 1, 2014 Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies, Madness, Paranoia, and Mental Illness
The Creeps

The Creeps

With all the patience of a man trying to pass a kidney stone, I rubbed at the red rubber ball attached to my nose, waiting and praying for Jeff to finish reading his story assignment to the class. It was [...]

April 1, 2014 Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies, Strange and Unexplained
Slender Twilight: The “Naughty” Version

Slender Twilight: The “Naughty” Version

“What the fuck did I just read?” – Pretty much everyone. FanBoy97: Journal entry 1.) Oh, how no one understands the dark brooding angst stirring in my loins! I couldn’t concentrate in school again today, thoughts of Him distracted me [...]

April 1, 2013 Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies, Strange and Unexplained
The Demon Within

The Demon Within

It was past midnight now, and I still had a while until I met my destination.  The girl I picked up an hour ago was asleep in the seat beside me.  She was a hitchhiker.  I couldn’t leave a teenager [...]

April 1, 2013 Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies, Deaths, Murders, and Disappearances
Arm and a Leg

Arm and a Leg

Based on a true story, 1983. Liam was your average 28 year old. He worked, ate, slept and gamed, as well as spending time with his family. He lived in Limerick city with his wife Mary and his children Megan [...]

April 1, 2013 Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies, Strange and Unexplained