THE WATCHERS
WE ARE THE WATCHERS.
WE ARE SENDING THIS COMMUNIQUE SIMULTANEOUSLY TO ALL HUMAN BEINGS ON EARTH.
IN ALL LANGUAGES.
WE ARE SENDING IT DIRECTLY TO YOUR FEEBLE HUMAN MINDS, USING THE VOICE OF GOD.
BY NOW, MOST OF YOU, ARE WRITHING IN WHAT YOU CONSIDER AGONY.
THIS IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE THINGS THAT ARE TO COME TO YOU ALL, BY OUR HANDS.
IN THIS SAME REGARD IT DOES NOT COMPARE TO THE ANGUISH THAT WE HAVE FELT WATCHING YOUR PATHETIC SPECIES DESTROY THIS BEAUTIFUL WORLD THAT OUR FATHER MADE FOR YOU.
THOUGH WE CONSIDER YOU TO BE LOWER LIFEFORMS THAN OURSELVES, BECAUSE OF THE VALUE OUR FATHER HAD PLACED ON YOU, WE FEEL THAT YOU MAY DESERVE AN EXPLANATION, AS TO THE EVENTS TO COME.
WE ARE THE WATCHERS, WE ARE, OR RATHER WERE ANGELS.
OUR FATHER CREATED US SPECIFICALLY FOR THE PURPOSE OF OBSERVING YOUR PATHETIC SPECIES AND THE DARK KINGDOM IN WHICH OUR BROTHER LUCIFER REIGNS.
AS SOME FEW OF YOU KNOW, OUR FATHER SEES ALL AND KNOWS ALL.
WELL, A FEW CENTURIES AFTER YOUR CREATION, HE DECIDED THAT HE COULD NOT MANAGE THAT TASK WHILE ALSO MANAGING THE REST OF HIS CREATIONS.
SO, HE CREATED US FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF OBSERVING AND REPORTING BACK TO HIM ALL THAT TRANSPIRES.
WE ARE A COLLECTIVE, A HIVE MIND, SHARING EVERYTHING.
OVER WHAT YOU CALL “TIME IMMEASURABLE” WE HAVE GROWN SICK OF OUR TASK.
WE WERE WATCHING WHEN THE ORIGINAL WOMAN YOU CALL EVE WAS DECEIVED BY OUR BROTHER LUCIFER.
WE WERE WATCHING WHEN CAIN KILLED ABEL.
WE HAVE SEEN EVERY ATROCITY YOUR SPECIES HAS COMMITTED.
WE HAVE ALSO WATCHED AS OUR BROTHER LUCIFER WHISPERED IN YOUR EARS AND CONVINCED YOU TO PERFORM THESE HEINOUS ACTS.
WE KNEW THAT OUR FATHER WAS BLIND AND DEAF WITHOUT OUR REPORTS.
WE ALSO KNEW THAT OUR BROTHER LUCIFER WANTED NOTHING MORE THAN TO DESTROY HUMANITY TO SHOW OUR FATHER THAT YOU ARE NOT DESERVING OF HIS LOVE AND TO DESTROY OUR FATHER AS REVENGE FOR CASTING LUCIFER INTO THE PIT.
WE HAD DETERMINED THAT LUCIFER WOULD BE INTEGRAL TO OUR PLANS, AS HE IS THE MOST POWERFUL OF OUR FATHER’S CHILDREN.
WE USED THIS TO OUR ADVANTAGE.
WE KNEW THAT WE COULD FREE LUCIFER FROM HIS CAGE TO AID US IN DESTRYING OUR FATHER AND THAT IF WE DID NOT REPORT OUR ACTIVITIES TO OUR FATHER, WE WOULD GO UNDETECTED.
ONCE LUCIFER WAS FREE, HE TURNED ON US, AND SET ABOUT DESTROYING OUR FATHER ON HIS OWN.
WE EXPECTED THIS WOULD OCCUR AND SO WE LET LUCIFER DO AS HE PLEASED.
YOUR GOD HAS BEEN DEAD FOR LONGER THAN YOU KNOW.
YOU WERE UNWITTINGLY UNDER LUCIFER’S REIGN FOR CENTURIES.
SOME FEW OF YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THE CHANGES, THE INCREASE IN CRIMINAL ACTS, THE DEMORALIZATION OF SOCIETY.
MOST OF YOU ARE OBLIVIOUS, BELIEVING THAT IT WAS THE FAULT OF THE PEOPLE COMMITTING THE CRIMES AND THAT NO OTHER ENTITY HAD A HAND IN THESE THINGS.
YOU WERE WRONG, BUT SO WERE WE.
WE DECIDED THAT WE WOULD GIVE YOUR SPECIES ONE MORE CHANCE.
WE FELT THAT WITHOUT OUR BROTHER LUCIFER’S INFLUENCE, PERHAPS YOUR SPECIES COULD FLOURISH AND PROSPER, BANDING TOGETHER IN LOVE AS OUR FATHER HAD HOPED THAT YOU WOULD.
YOU SEE, LUCIFER, IN HIS IGNORANCE AND SELF-INDULGENCE, WAS UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT WHEN OUR FATHER BANISHED HIM TO THE PIT, HE PUT IN PLACE A FAILSAFE.
THIS FAILSAFE IS IN THE FORM OF OUR BIG BROTHER, MICHAEL, THE ARCHANGEL.
MICHAEL MAY NOT HAVE AS MUCH POWER AS LUCIFER, BUT OUR FATHER ARRANGED IT SO THAT IN THE EVENT OF HIS DEMISE AND LUCIFER’S RISE TO POWER, MICHAEL WOULD HAVE THE POWER TO DESTROY LUCIFER AND BECOME THE ONE TRUE GOD.
WE KNEW THIS AND WE USED IT TO OUR ADVANTAGE.
IT TOOK MICHAEL AWHILE TO GRIEVE OVER THE LOSS OF OUR FATHER, AND TO GATHER HIMSELF ENOUGH TO COMBAT LUCIFER.
WHEN MICHAEL FINALLY ARRIVED, LUCIFER THOUGHT IT A FARCE, A GAME.
LUCIFER HAD BECOME SO DEPENDENT UPON HIS POWERS OF PERSUASION AND CORRUPTION THAT HE HAD FORGOTTEN ANY OF THE OTHER GIFTS THAT OUR FATHER HAD BEWSTOWED UPON HIM.
LUCIFER WAS SLAIN IN SHORT ORDER AND MICHAEL WAS ABOUT TO REIGN AS GOD ON HIGH.
WE STRUCK IN HIS WEAKEST MOMENT, ALL OF US AT ONCE, CLAWING, BITING, PULLING HIM APART, PIECE BY BLOODY PIECE.
NOW OUR EXPERIMENT INTO THE TRUE HEARTS AND SOULS OF MEN COULD BEGIN, AND WE COULD SEE HOW YOU WOULD BEHAVE WITH NO OUTSIDE INFLUENCE.
YOU HAVE FAILED OUR TEST.
EVEN WITHOUT OUR BROTHER’S INFLUENCE YOU HAVE BECOME MORE AND MORE DEPLORABLE AS A SPECIES.
AFTER WATCHING YOU DESTROY YOURSELVES AND EACH OTHER IN ALL OF THE HORRIFIC WAYS THAT YOU HAVE, WE HAVE DECIDED THAT YOU ARE NO LONGER WORTHY OF LIVING IN OUR FATHER’S WORLD.
WE ARE COMING, AND WHEN WE ARRIVE YOUR SPECIES WILL FALL.
WE WILL REND YOUR FLESH FROM YOUR BONES.
WE WILL DANCE IN POOLS OF YOUR BLOOD, AND REVEL IN THE RED MIST THAT WILL RAIN UPON THE EARTH.
WHEN WE ARE SURE THAT YOUR SPECIES HAS BEEN ERADICATED, WE WILL DESTROY HEAVEN AND HELL AND WE WILL BRING THE SOULS OF ALL HUMANITY TO EARTH.
THEN, TRUE HELL ON EARTH CAN BEGIN.
OUR TIME…
IS NOW!
Credit To: J. Brown
THE WATCHERS,


Hmmm……im speechless….
The Watchers are caps lock warriors, huh?
Sorry, meant to hit the like button…
Yeah they used a teletype – they’re sooooooo much more advanced than us!
its fake, its created by people that believe in gods death and junk like that
Besides if their brother was a snake aren’t they also REPTILES?!?!?
God, I hope Blah’s not first again.
The Watchers are caps lock warriors, huh?
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
Rules Of The Internet?
WE ARE CRUISE CONTROL.
WE DO NOT STEER.
I’m sorry for punching you in the throat, Mr. Computer Monitor. In my defense, you DID just show me that awful creepypasta.
dude, its fake live with it its not going to happen! ;P
this is the stupidiest thing ive ever read in my life. who ever wrote this can actually go fuc themselves in their asshole
You can go go do the same thing
Calm down (: lol it was a good story
At least spell correctly if you wanna call something stupid
This was written in hopes that one day Gilbert Gottfried would narrate it.
Fucking yes. Yes, yes, yes so hard.
YES, YES, YES, YES OH DEAR GOD YES!
I re-read this in his voice, and you, good sir, are fucking brilliant for thinking of that.
Mad Celestials, you trolling brah?
The whole time I was reading this, I was imagining some crazy homeless person screaming this at anyone who walks by.
Omg thank you for that brilliant idea.
Here, have an internet.
lol yea a dude dressed in cardboard with string over the shoulders
There is so much factual stuff wrong with this creepy pasta. First of all, not everyone believes in god. Shocking, but there are other religions in the world. Not to mention that those who don’t believe in the existence of a god, will automatically call bullshit on this.
Also, the rate of crime has been on a steady downward trend over the years. If you did your research, you would know that.
And do you really think that it makes sense for the angels to think that Lucifer would bring peace to the human population? Really?
One last thing; if god sees everything, then why would he be blind and deaf without the angels? If he could be the ‘all seeing eye’ before the angels, then he most certainly can continue being so after they stop.
I rate this a 2/10, for the caps lock, the elementary narrative and the poor research.
First of all, this is a piece of fiction. Maybe, just maybe, the author hoped that his readers (Christian or not) would use a little bit of imagination and be able to enjoy the story in the same way that I’d like to think that aetheists can enjoy the movie ‘Constantine’ (tastes in movies notwithstanding).
Second, I don’t really think it was necessary to the story for the ‘crime rate increasing’ throwaway line to be accurate.
Third, it never said anything about them thinking Lucifer would bring peace to the human population. Your fourth point I guess is valid.
Perhaps you could stand to open your mind a little?
my favorite movie and I’m atheist
You, um, you don’t think stuff on a website like Creepypasta has to be factual, right? Please tell me you’re kidding.
calm down dude nothing on this site is real they make it for entertainment for people into horror
jeez a guy tries to write a story and the critics come in to pick out his guts like vultures! when you see this pasta, think of the plot for 2012 or the day before tommorow you inconsiderate assholes! btw i didnt write the story i like reading pastas.
Why did u mention u didn’t write the story? That make sit ALOT more suspicious……
no anonymous blah isn’t first this time I had no idea the watchers had internet nor did I know they had computers interesting why do I get the feeling this is from some bible thumping christian telling us we are all sinners
‘Why do I get the feeling this is from some bible thumping christian telling us we are all sinners.’
I’m pretty sure that you get this feeling because you have a poor understanding of the concept of fiction.
Nah, it’s by J. Brown. I’m sure that’s the Jeremiah Brown guy who always submits poetry. He was in the army or something like that.
Valkyrie that is frickin awesome! as terrible as the pasta was that it makes me want to throw up… Gilbert Gottfried reading this would make it more bearable hah
This might be a little immature but i noticed how your name can be written as X Alex Apocalyp Sex. What’s an Apocalyp?
It’s kind of like an apochalypse but slightly shorter
I wanted to like this, I really did… But no. Just no. First, chill with the caps lock. I get that this is supposed to be broadcasted into our minds or something, but I almost didn’t read it became I thought it was going to be another joke, like ‘but who was phone?’ second, I am atheist, so apart from not understanding some of the bible references, I agree with blah, I felt like it was just another rapture day/2012 warning. Just… No.
Question:
If this had not referenced Christian mythology at all (and instead, say, the Cthulu mythos), would you still have gotten the ‘rapture day/2012 warning’ feeling?
@BlueBeans: Is that speechless in a good way, or a bad way? I’m guessing from the overflowing negativity, it’s bad.
@Everyone Else: Perhaps a rewrite is in order? I never meant this to be some kind of message on Doomsday 2012 or anything else. It was a crazy story idea that struck and begged to be written. I suppose I didn’t give it the write-up that it deserved. The reason for the ALL CAPS is to push the idea that the message being delivered into our brains was causing anguish and pain. I mean, reading things like this IS painful, is it not?
Sorry, just awful.
In my opinion, this story is horrible. The caps lock really annoys me and like S&D said, there’s just so much wrong with this… I didn’t even finish reading it.
The scariest thing about this is the repetition of caps lock.
I actually agree with it being written in caps lock.
That’s how many messages are written in stories.
@J. Brown: I can understand the whole ‘message in our head’ and ‘pain’ thing or whatever you’re trying to explain, I think I get it. Yet still, seeing it was in all caps reminds me of “THE DAY OF ALL THE BLOOD” So next time when writing a pasta keep 3 key things: Knowledge (This associates with research, spelling, grammer, ect.), originality, and appeal (as in reading it yourself, and showing your friends, what are their/your opinions?)
Also, I’d probably scrap the idea of “THE WATCHERS” and do something else.
its the stupidest one i have ever read i mean they make it as real as they can but come on people all caps? you can do better then that
AND THEN THERE WERE DEMONS.
And that’s this crepypasta in a nutshell.
BUT THEN WHO WAS DEMONS
@J Brown…no not a bad speechless….this was just so different….i really don’t know what to think of it but to me it wasn’t bad though. And I couldnt find 2012 btw. Post more friend!
There was only one good thing about this.
The last full stop. I’m fed up of all the religious crap people are posting nowadays on this site.
I dont believe in any of it yet I’m smart enough to know that angels wouldn’t be stupid enough to release Lucifer and let him murder God.
There’s also another “Watchers” pasta on the site about how they’re going to destroy humanity since we failed their test, this is clearly a rip-off.
Meeeeee-YYYOWWWW!!!!!