The Wal-Mart Prophet
There is a Wal-Mart somewhere in Indiana, with a concealed trapdoor in the frozen food section. If you tap on the door three times with your left foot, a voice will ask you for a toll. Open the trap door, put three lemons inside, and close the door. After ten seconds, you will hear a knock on the trapdoor and find a red piece of paper that tells you two of the following three things: the exact location of your death, the manner of your death, or the exact date and time of your death.
The Wal-Mart Prophet,
I should wonder if anyone ever goes and tests these stories. I suppose that might be silly, though.
I might try some of the less dangerous pastas sometime, when I can drive. xD
I would like to but that does seem a bit silly. And what would happen if it really did work? Ha, but I suppose that’s where the creepyness comes in.
It would be a waste of time trying out these things. Half of them are incorrect (like it takes place in a town that doesnt exist) and they were all written by people at message boards.
As for this one, I’d rather know the location and manner rather than time aand date. Knowing the time and date of your death is like being sentenced to death row. Everyone knows theyre going to die, but having it set in stone, always waiting for it and counting out the days is just wrong.
This one always makes me smile for some reason.
It’s kind of cute.
Hmm. This is actually a bit of a rip-off from a Post-Modern Occult RPG called Unknown Armies.
It original comes from pg. 24 of Unknown Armies 2nd Ed. and goes like this:
“There is a man who lives behind a trap door in the sporting goods of a Wal-Mart in South Dakota. If you ask him for a lemon, he will accurately predict your future for you.”
By the way, that game is like a Creepypasta RPG that was made before creepypasta existed. If you dig tabletop RPGs, check it out!
Actually, some Creepypastas, like Gideon’s Key, are stolen word for word from Unknown Armies.
Whoa!
This is me totally checking that out.
I liked this one
I’ll try this, Indiana is only one state over, lol.
I enjoy this. It’s one of the first creepypastas I remember reading.
I think the easiness of the task makes is it so appealing, as it seems somewhat plausible. ^^ Although, I wouldn’t do this myself.
I kind of want to go out and just buy the guidebook for Unknown Armies and just not play the game. o.O
Sometimes, he tells you the very last thing that you want to hear.
guy: where do you work?
me: wal mart.
guy: what do you do.
me: oh, i predict the location, time, and methods of deaths of people.
guy: …how…how much does that pay.
me: depends on how the day goes. usually i get to walk out with a lemon or two.
Preliminary research reveals 73 Walmart locations in Indiana.
Not creepy, but cool..
Would have been nice if it turns out to be “Place of death: walmart, cause of death: mistirious lemon eater, time of death: 10, 9, 8, 7,..”
haha, i do happen to test some of these when i get really bored…
plus, i live in indiana…maybe i should go to wal*mart tomorrow!
i opened the door and found some vagina face nerd standing there
needless to say i kicked his ass
Mister Simpson, please stop putting lemons inside the refrigerator. Mister Simpson, do not make me call the police.
@”russell crowe”: i bet vagina face nerds give great head.
@all: how else do you think that walmart gets their fresh-squeezed lemonade?
@Apu
XD
@3
i wouldnt want to know the manner and location just as much as time and date. i would be way to paranoid to go wherever im supposed to die =(
haha, lemons, haha makes me luagh
i would read it and find out my death. if my death didn’t say I would kill myself, I would kill myself. If my death said I would kill my self well….I would say fuck you to the guy in the trap door and piss on it, then I would slip on my piss and break my neck causing my own death.
Fuck Wal-Mart..I work there and it is truly hell on Earth.
bogus! it’s prly just sum greasy fat guy who writes random things on paper in exchange for lemons for his ‘lemon collection’ or something just as stupid…
i would lol if sum1s paper said:
‘here, now, i shoot u in the face’
loooool LoONa XD