A few years ago, a group of college kinds were getting ready for spring break. One informed the rest that his uncle who owns a cabin in the woods would be gone for the weekend, and gave them permission to use it as they wish.
Though one or two weren’t interested to stay in a run down old cabin for a weekend, they reluctantly agreed and took the trip.
They enjoyed their weekend and returned safely.
Credit To: Max C
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This is not even scary.If you do not know what fear is,play Among the Sleep
I puked in my mouth…WTF is wrong with this guy? How can he write something so demented…
What’s so creepy is that it leaves so much for intreptation . Were the college kids the killers? Did they enjoy themselves….. On the murderous bloodbath that the wreaked on animals and other campers? I think yes
this is the most disturbing thing ive ever read. what the heck is wrong with you?
…Well…that was a huge tease…
Worst story ever. Thy probably felt bad for the 8 year old who wrote this.
Wow so scary… All went well, I won’t be sleeping tonight.
Ok i did not get what was so scary about this pasta, and I read it 6 time over. Can someone explain it for me?
its a short crappy storie XD
lol this is the best story ever max contract
Oh no, really, this pasta is the scariest pasta I ever read. I’ll never go to vacation and not going to sleep tonight.. Too scary and gory for me….
To scary man i dropped my phone and ran to the bathroom buy i shated before i made it.
I just clicked the random button to get here
What??
Best story i have read all night! :P
I think its pretty scary
Jesus, and now I have to go to bed. Ha ha *gulp* sleep isn’t going to happen anytime soon.
i think i shit myself
:O I JUST SHIT BRICKS, THEY RETURNED SAFELY, O MY GOD THATS FUCKING SCARY
your pasta is good you should feel good *in zoidberg`s voice*
2spooky4me
Can anyone explain to me what’s scary about this? I’m feeling pretty stupid and left out of the loop…I don’t get it.
Omg !! I will never be able to sleep in the dark again! I am now truly terrified.
i will be able to sleep
BUT WHO WAS CABIN????
OMG im crying that was sooo scary
Did “anti-joke” come to anyone else’s mind or just mine? Just mine? Oh, okay.
*rocks back and forth in corner*
Im so scared… AUUUUUUGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Except for the pair if pants one of them lost and was never seen agian…
LOL. The scariest part was when none of them got hurt. That must be the scariest pastas I ever ate in my life and I’m ten so out of the more than one hundred books and stories I read this is even more scary than the part in polterguist when the giant skeleton roars in the family’s faces.
Haha, how I love anti jokes.
3spooky8me
???
THREE spooky to me?
HOLY SHIT D: DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT MAN!!!
You posted this on my birth day… my TENTH birthday! Happy birthday to me like twenty days ago!!! :)
Oddly correct spelling and grammar for a 10 year old on the internet..Well, mostly anyways.
I think I just crapped my pants.
:( I got crapped in
Why would you crapped in my friend, pants? WTF man?
Why did you crap in nine? :(
ANOTHER poor pair of pants! What has this world come to!?!
Would this be considered an antipasto?
I laughed my derpbutt off. (heheh, see what I did there?)
:D
Neeeeeerd!
No….No I don’t..
I didn’t get it till I read the pasta again. (shudder)
i dont unterstand this pasta :I
I actually like this story, mainly because it pokes fun at the whole cabin in the woods cliche. Not a masterpiece, but I had a good laugh.
*Patrick Star voice* I don’t get it.
What he fuck man?! I was planning to go on vacation, and I was gonna sleep tonight! You made me shit my pants.
This is really creepy if you think about it. Only the ones that were reluctant to go, because they knew what they were capable of, enjoyed the trip and returnes safely.
Lol so much blood
Truly horrifying! I’m going on vacation soon, what if I end up like those poor souls?!
I’m here to read “creepy” pastas, not lets-use-irony-in-our-stories-pastas
well, this story IS under the parodypastas section…
if you don’t like crappy pastas then why are you in this section!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because it appears in the Browse Random Pastas section, which it really shouldn’t.
Lololololol…..obvious troll is obvious and mildly successful. More buildup would have left a more satisfying feeling of emptiness and “wtf” vibes. Was very happy. Would nom again except the effect wouldn’t be the same.
you’re a very good writer. I’m glad those college kinds had a good vacation
Looks like I’m not sleeping tonight.
Best. Parody. Ever. I’m in love. Okay maybe I’m joking, but despite the idea being bland for a parody, I like the matter of fact righting style. The serious informing of the reader.
But.. :(
This is truly one of the most creepiest and goriest pastas out there, especially the ending, “They enjoyed their weekend and returned safely.”, that there made me crap my pants. I might have nightmares now. Thank you. ^_^
Me too :)
it was like cabin in the woods :O
Those poor pants… :(
Damit it hurts too much ☺
Luckily zerg don’t wear pants, so I don’t have to worry about shat pants-
wait…
god damn it…