The Tattoo
You wake after a wild night of partying to find that while you were wasted, for some reason
you had a crude smiley face tattooed on your foot. You write it off as a lesson to never drink that much again. The next time you wake, however, you discover the face is now on your ankle, and it’s not as crudely drawn. The day after that, it’s on your lower leg, and it’s starting to look more like a drawing of a real face. As it continues to move up and become more realistic looking, you wonder what happens when it reaches your own face.
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Well um …. This seems weird .. But there is no story to it .. Thermis no what happened after it looked like a real face … So umm if you would have made it more interesting .. And more creepy and weird . I woul like it a LOT* better
It doesn’t. It stops on your back and you turn into Steve-o.
or it could go like a burning tatoo like i saw in a childs tv show . _.
or one of those tattoos you get on your face, on your face
Oh good, that makes it even worse. A fate worse than death, to be sure.
If it’s any face, I’d scream. If it was a Guy Fawkes mask, I’d be like “fuck yeah”
It’s a tat of your face, on your face?
When it reaches your face, it becomes crude again – a rendition of a Guy Fawkes mask. And your body turns into that of a stick figure.
Haha! Hooray for Guy Fawkes masks!
LOL
lets say your a guy…
how ya gunna explain a smiley face on your balls to your girlfriend?
*you’re
There was more wrong in that comment than just that..
You turn into the Kool-aid guy and go “OH YEAH!!”
I never really did like this pasta…
…but then, WHO WAS FACE?!
*is smacked*
LOL @ 8 and 11
I wonder if this is what happened to michael jackson
….no? okay.
mabe dat fais will gimme a blowjob when it reaches mah crotch
Really sorry, I have a bit of a hard time understanding you. Do you speak English??
when it reaches your face the tatoo is bigger than your face so you look strange
bobblehead?
For females, when it’s on their crotch, the tattoo uses their vagina’s for a mouth
Yo dawg, we heard you like faces so we put a face on yo face so you can…
Can’t think of anything your face actually does. XD
…. so you can face while you face???
….so you can smile while you smile!!!
*(We put a smiley face on your face so you can smile while your face…. no…. I’m sorry.)
Oh Lord. Sean, the PIMP MY MEME is my biggest weakness, how did you know?
Anyhow, might as well just continue the nonsensical-ness of it with “…so you can face with your face”…
oh so it’s like plastic surgery without the surgery and the plastic? Awsome i hope i get a beyootiful face!
As long as it is the awesome face, I guess it is ok…..?
I like how nobody so far is just like, surgically remove it haha
o cool this happened with a candle on our arm one of those Jewish ones the candles would light one by one nothing ever happened to us but the other are gone now
Dude, if it were a Guy Fawkes mask I’d finally have an excuse to break out the cape, red spray-paint and throwing knives again.
But srsly, I’d give this pasta a 5/10. Semi-original, kinda creepy, seems like it could happen to you, but really sucked for the total freak-me-the-fuck-out factor I like so much.
the red wristband is so much better.
Ahh!