The Red Wristband
When you are admitted to a hospital, they place on your wrist a white wristband with your name on it. But there are other different colored wristbands which symbolizes other things. The red wristbands are placed on dead people.
There was one surgeon who worked on night shift in a school hospital. He had just finished an operation and was on his way down to the basement. He entered the elevator and there was just one other person there. He casually chatted with the woman while the elevator descended. When the elevator door opened another woman was about to enter when the doctor slammed the close button and punched the button to the highest floor. Surprised, the woman reprimanded the doctor for being rude and asked why he did not let the other woman in.
The doctor said “that was the woman i just operated on. She died while I was doing the operation. Didn’t you see the red wristband she was wearing?”
The woman smiled and raised her arm “something like this?”
Posted in Artifacts & Objects, Murders & Deaths
May 25th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
When i end up in the hospital, for any reason and have to be admitted, i always receive a red wrist band.
June 3rd, 2008 at 5:07 am
Are you dead, Stefanie?
June 3rd, 2008 at 7:30 pm
I don’t think so, maybe?
June 19th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
yay for dead people!
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:53 am
And then he realized he has been using the wrong wristbands all along, not before killing that women thinking she’s a zombie.
June 24th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
Damn! You ruined the surprise.
July 6th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
I liked that one.
July 7th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
they always give me a green one… what the hell does that mean???
July 14th, 2008 at 12:09 am
christmas it meean christmas some guy
July 16th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
No, green means your the hulk. And any moment you’ll explode into a huge super hero, who for some reason manages to keep his pants on.
July 18th, 2008 at 1:22 am
yay!
christmas hulk!
July 19th, 2008 at 2:11 am
This is more of a happy pasta than a creepy one. As long as the doctor doesn’t make an ass of himself by freaking out, he’ll have probably made a lifelong friend of a friendly, articulate dead person who could probably teach him how to cheat death in the same manner.
July 21st, 2008 at 3:52 pm
@joe I resemble that remark
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:00 pm
and then i responded “no, something like this” and punched that cunt in the face
July 26th, 2008 at 4:43 am
dang it russell you get your ass back here and leave those ghouls and ghosts alone alreadly
August 1st, 2008 at 5:25 am
Russell will perpetually be kicking the asses of anything and everything paranormal.
On another note, this one made me laugh. Kind of like an awkward “…” moment afterwards.
August 8th, 2008 at 5:08 am
Lol. Red is what you’re alergic to at the hospitals I go to.
Maybe she didn’t react well to peniciln….
August 8th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
I get a red and black wristband that absorbs the light around it and emits a faint wailing sound. What does that mean?
August 11th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Oh boy that was scary. And Sigma, it means you need to get your brain checked ‘cuz you got mental issues. Or you got a good story for CP (CreepyPasta)
August 11th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
“foolish” I totaly agree, he will be wailing on all the paranormal. AND I’LL BE THERE TO BACK HIM UP!!! *grabs bat* A cross and bible might work better, but they’re not as fun ^_^
August 14th, 2008 at 4:10 am
Hey we paranormal creatures have felings to you know!!!!
August 16th, 2008 at 1:09 am
The dead woman seems to have more manners then the doctor
August 19th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
i fell off a tree one time …the Dr. gave me a red wrist band cause thats the color i picked
August 23rd, 2008 at 8:23 am
MooMoon - so basically, you signed your own death sentence?
I’ve been wanting to do that for years…
Nice one, high five!
August 23rd, 2008 at 6:32 pm
i know its awsome every time somones X-box 360 dies it gets sent to me c: woot! *high fives*
August 25th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
i dont think ive ever gotten a wristband =S
August 29th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Imo the doctor is fucked lol
September 1st, 2008 at 4:03 am
Hey everyone! I’m blue! The fuck does that mean?
September 2nd, 2008 at 5:32 pm
oooo this one gave me tingles
I want a red wrist band =/
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:58 pm
i got a red wrist band from schliterban and some gilr asked me if i was a psyicho from some hospital
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:59 pm
i guess she has red this story b for :{)
September 9th, 2008 at 2:42 am
Dammit I hate zombies!
September 19th, 2008 at 8:47 am
creepy. I liked it.
October 19th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Sexy….
November 6th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
@12
Sweet. I want to break into a hospital and steal a red wristband now, because then I can prank people like that.
@34
Sexy how? O_o
November 16th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Not too sure really…..didn’t really think it through o___o
November 17th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
ok… the color is coded… red is for dead people BUT is also used for people which are prone to injure… or allergic, blue is hyper tension and does not need to be checked often, green is for patients just passing by… and yellow.. hope noon of you get a yellow-gold… does are for terminal pationts…. sorry for the spelling 9 inch laptops arent very confortable…