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The Prince’s Fresh Start



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Somewhere in West Philadelphia, you will find an old basketball court with a single ball lying in the middle. Pick it up and start shooting hoops. After a while, a small group of hooligans will approach you and challenge you to a fight, which you must accept.

After the fight, you must go home and relay the events to your mother. She will then inform you that you have an aunt and uncle living in one of the districts of Los Angeles, and out of fear, she will send you to live there for an indefinite period of time.

With your bags packed, go to the street corner, and whistle for a cab. The cab that will pull up will bear the word FRESH on the license plate, and upon closer inspection, novelty fuzzy dice will hang in the mirror. Although you will suddenly realize that cabs like these are extremely hard to find, do not bear any thought to it. At this point you MUST point out in front of the car and say ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’. You will stop in front of a mansion, and it will be sometime between 7 and 8 o’clock, even though it will feel like you’ve been traveling mere seconds. Get your luggage out and say ‘Yo homes, smell ya later!’, but do NOT turn back to face the cabby. Walk up to the door, look over your shoulder once, and then knock on the door three times.

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If you follow these instructions, your life will get flip-turned upside-down.

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267 thoughts on “The Prince’s Fresh Start”

  1. Scariest fucking storie 0-2014

    100,000,000/10

    Can’t read agen. I lost my ability to spel properly after reeding it. I kent ried eethr.

  2. It’s a crying shame that people just assume you have to be old to know Fresh Prince. It’s a screaming on an infantile level shame that anyone would not find this funny. 10/10 best one I’ve ever been privy too.

  3. Shootin some bball, outside the school, when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighbourhood…

    1. TheIntimateAvenger

      I got in one little fight, and my mom got scared! She said, “You’re living with your auntie and uncle in Belair.”

  4. After, if you do it right, your life will become much funnier and happier.

    If you do it wrong… you will forever be labelled as lame. And beat up a lot.

  5. Hilarious.

    But they forgot the wild rolling of ones head ritual that is required to enter. I less than three this anyway.

  6. Marie Antionette

    This is one of my favorites because it made me laugh. <3 I for one, think this Pasta is freaking GREAT.

  7. The best method of surviving the paranormal
    Buy your aunt and uncle a house in Bel-air, no matter how scared your mother is nothing can ever harm you there.

  8. OMFG HOLY CRAP THIS IS THE SCARIEST PASTA I HAVE EVAR READ! I COULDN’T SLEEP FOR DAYS AFTER READING THIS! It still gives me nightmares… I swear I shat so many brix that I could build a mansion in Bel-Air with them.

  9. hi, dont turn around

    awe nex, you wrote a song about me :3

    anyway, THIS IS EPIX,
    I know i shouldnt act this way but :
    WHO WAS AUNT????!!!!!!oneone1

  10. Oh.. My god. I had to cut my throat with a razorblade to stop myself from laughing. Now i’m going to be called emo for the rest of my life.

  11. If you don’t understand this, I must say I love you and will you marry me?
    Because being married to an martian would just really make my day.

    And Will Smith is a babe. ^.~

  12. Hey you guys! I tried this and it works!
    The only problem I am having with this is that the theme-music is constantly looping in my head.

  13. BAHAHA FRESH PRINCE REFERENCE. Shit’s been overdone, I swear to god, half of those posts were made by the author to bandwagon the other people.

  14. The title ruins it. Luckily I had read it before withoput the spoiling title and only noticed halfway through what was going on!

  15. The title ruins it. Luckily I had read it before withoput the spoiling title and only noticed halfway through what was going on!

  16. Unknown, this poem is for you.

    roses are red, violets are blue. i really want to fucking kill you.

    also, this one.

    clowns are funny, they sometimes throw pie. i really hope that you fucking die.

    lol

  17. Unknown, this poem is for you.

    roses are red, violets are blue. i really want to fucking kill you.

    also, this one.

    clowns are funny, they sometimes throw pie. i really hope that you fucking die.

    lol

  18. I shat brix.
    Then I shat cement.
    Afterwards, I shat a trowel.
    Later, I shat a beautiful facade.

    I have nothing left to shat now.

  19. One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine Zero
    Horrifying thought of an inhuman and blasphemous ritual. Some scarry stuff. *crushes a car*
    Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday

  20. BEST
    PASTA
    EVER!!!

    xD I couldn’t breathe for ten minutes after reading this, I was laughing too hard

    I can’t wait to see what Mr Welldone has to say about this :]

  21. When I saw the title, I thought “this sounds like the fresh prince of bel air…” then I read the part about west philadelphia. Then I thought “WHO WAS WILL SMITH?”

  22. LOL OMG
    AS SOON AS I READ THE TITLE,
    i was already picturing the fresh prince theme in my head. all the way through.. that was greatly epic.

  23. LMAO! Amazing. Pure freaking genius. By far the best thing in the world… Or at least on this site.
    YO HOMES TO BEL-AIR!

  24. It was NOT a good idea to read this in class…

    “And Ed Gein would make things for his house out of his victims skin-REKKUSU! are you LAUGHING?!”

    Ohhhh good times. Best pasta ever.

  25. LOL!!
    The pasta almost made me pee myself!
    It was hilarious!

    Then everyone who’s like “I don’t get it” are making me laugh so hard!!!

    LOL!
    COME ON PEOPLE!!

  26. ok, Unknown, here is a clue. Fresh Prince=Will Smith….Will Smith=Fresh Prince+Of Belair=Pasta……in a way, that makes nooo sense….just look at it…

  27. This wins so hard. You don’t even have to be aware of 4chan to get this. You just either have to be at least 14 or have watched Nick at Nite…EVER. Well done.

    And because we need another one of these: THEN WHO WAS UNCLE?

  28. @61- You know you were born in the 90’s and lurked too much on /b/ if you knew exactly what was coming as soon as you read the title…

  29. Gotta agree with Dr. Creepy on this one. This is the first time I’ve felt a need for Mr. Welldone.

    Oh my god. Scariest pasta EVER.

  30. @2 dude,fresh prince of bel air theme int ostory mode…duhh…i lol’d hard,then got aboned,whaked off to debbie does dallas,then lold some more as i suirted all over the TV

  31. I knew what this was as soon as it got to the part about the Aunt, but by then I knew I should have figured it out from the beginning.

    I love how it was done and it was very funny.

    Infinity/5

  32. I NEED to see Mr.Welldones comment.
    Oh and W
    WHO WAS UNCLE PHIL,HILARY,CARLTON,ASHELY and AUNT VIV.
    Oh and i forgot i shat out a frickin litlle town.

  33. Oh god when I saw the words “West Philadelphia” immediate brick and mortar was shat. Im now sitting in the middle of a fresh cobble stone street.

  34. Pew Pew Laser Gun

    Sorry about that rant, I just realised the true life-destroying potential of Rule 34. I will never look at Wall-E the same way again. ;_;

  35. Pew Pew Laser Gun

    <3

    Oh, and @Uknown – No shit! You clearly are one of the lucky few who have never witnessed the horror of 4chan (or message boards in general). God I fucking hate everyone.

  36. I’ve never actually watched the show, but I get it. lolz!

    The pastas have been really lame lately, glad this one finally came to wake people up, haha.

    Enough with the nonsensical rites and rituals, already!

  37. hmm…Wasnt there just a person….Oh well, whatever. I guess I’m the only one that doesn’t get it and does’t think its funny. I love being a loner.

    1. Have you never seen the fresh prince of bel air episodes from the 90’s? It’s the beginning credit whater you call it thing to that XD

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