Scary Paranormal Stories & Short Horror Microfiction

Creepypasta

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Since before I could remember, I’ve wanted to be a mother. It seemed my whole childhood and teenager years were spent yearning for a child of my own. By the time I was nine, I had names–and color schemes for the nursery–picked out. All I needed was someone to make them with. But college was disappointing. I went through a whole string of bad boyfriends and bad father material. Getting on with my career didn’t seem to help much. I realized, though–when I was twenty-seven, and there were no suitable prospects on the line–that, technically, I did not need a man to have a
child with. Just a very particular product of his. I found a sperm donor bank, chose the best prospect they had, got out my turkey baster and… well… hoped for the best.

I was overjoyed when my first pregnancy test came out positive. My doctor was surprised to see me coming in sooner than he’d expected. Before I was four weeks along, I had the nursery painted, and the furniture set up. Toys and diapers, bottles and books, bibs and coveralls. I had everything a new mother would need.

I couldn’t explain all the weight I was losing. I kept getting thinner–everything except for my belly. My friends all joked that it had to be at least twins. Or the biggest baby they’d ever seen.

I got weary of the kicking somewhere in the third trimester. And the scratching.

Just one more week until my due date.

I just wish it would stop gnawing.

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  • Readman

    In any real life situation, I would suggest she got an ultrasound. Mostly because, even if it isn’t a monster in her uterus, she could be suffering from something much worse, and if it doesn’t get diagnosed, she could have a medical emergency on her hands.

    Otherwise, she’s got a big, healthy baby/monster on her schedule for next week.

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  • I WAS PHONE

    That isn’t even possible. This wasn’t creepy or good.

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    • Ada Wong

      its creepypasta, none of this stuff is realistic,unless…

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  • Ed

    Easy solution.
    Falcon Punch.

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    • DivinitySwordEoLs

      The baby or the mother? O.o

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    • Gingy Carrot

      The last time I said FALCON PUNCH, I was in my kitchen playing Mario 3d land. I was running around punching and yelling that out. My mom walked in and thought I said Fu***** Punch!

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  • Anonymous

    This is why retarded people should not be allowed to jack off.

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  • Martin van Buren

    How does a twenty-seven year old get TEEN PREGNANT?

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  • Flea

    @ I WAS PHONE … If creepy pastas have to be possible for you to enjoy them, you really are going to have a lot of issues finding this site enjoyable. And, if you do find any of the monster, ghost or alien ones ‘possible’, I suggest you get yourself to a therapist, and what quick.

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  • Wincest

    The twist should’ve been that it was her brothers.

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  • Zombie

    I agree with Wincest

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    • http://hi.com Altair

      Me to lol

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  • skwirral

    Babies have fingernails.

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  • Foolish

    I like this one mucho. Just the right amount of creepy. Reminds me of a sort of cannibalistic Rosemary’s Baby, except without the naked elderly satanists.

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  • Sara

    lol @ skwirral’s Juno reference.

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  • mommy’s baby

    i put mommy through a lot.
    i feel bad :(

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    • Desilee

      No, you don’t, you little parasite.

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  • Mommy

    You sure did you little bastard, when I said eat me out I didn’t mean this!

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    • Jesus Christ

      I Put You Both Through Hell. Your Welcome.

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      • The Grammar Nazi

        Stop talking in titles Jesus or I’m gonna gas you next.

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      • http://instagram.com/fatcakes2123 Satan

        YOO wudd upp jesus!! How’s george doing?

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  • Gabzies

    *To Foolish* Ahahahhahaaa!!! That’s what I though of, too! “Oh, noes! she ate the chocolate mousse!” The old naked Satanists creeped me out, too friend. Wait….would that mean that Satan is a sperm donor? HAWT.

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    • http://instagram.com/fatcakes2123 Satan

      Maybe… e.o

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  • DJLoONa

    gee thanks
    i think i’m about 4 weeks pregnant [going to a doctor pronto!]…just what i needed to read -hits myself-

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  • shortys roc my sox

    @ DJLo0Na are you a boy or girl

    is the baby like eating here intestants or what i don’t get it

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  • LP

    “I got out my turkey baster”

    um….no.
    i dont think so

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  • DJLoONa

    @ shortys
    i’m a girl love [why would i be a pregnant boy?!] and…no…i’m not even sure i’m pregnant O_o
    but thanks for that…i’m all scared now!

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  • DJ LoONa

    @ shortys
    turns out i’m not pregnant.
    yay!

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    • Desilee

      Congratulations. :)

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  • wat?

    THEN WHO WAS SPERM?

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  • shortys roc my sox

    @ Djlo0Na

    i’m really sorry i ment to right are you haveing a boy or girl but sorry bout that

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  • lol a mommy

    lol…i can do it right

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  • Mercy

    & This is why Mercy doesn’t want babies

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  • Rahhhh!

    Reminds me of in Breaking Dawn when Bella is pregnant

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  • MooMoon

    i like this one except for the
    “I got out my turkey baster”

    D:

    do.not.want.

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