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Creepypasta

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oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says “no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah” and your alllike “oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you” and then she’s like… “i don’t have a dad..” or whatever… but what!? WHO WAS PHONE?

also:

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

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  • Anonymous

    BUT WHO WAS HONEY?

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  • Daumier

    I laughed until tears streamed from my eyes. My sides began to hurt from laughing so hard and I had to lay my head on the desk while I clutched my sides, and I just sat there in that position laughing for a couple seconds until I stopped. I think there’s something wrong with me.

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    • Who

      BUT WHO WAS LAUGH???!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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      • ThatGuy

        Who are you?

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        • Anonymous

          BUT WHO WAS ARE????????????

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        • ThatGuy

          Are is phone!

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        • Unknown

          BUT WHO ARE IS PHONE?!!?!?

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        • Anonymous

          BUT WHO WHERE WE WAS ARE?????

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    • http://creepypasta.com josh is dead and i killed him

      no no its just so bad its funny

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  • PHONE

    omg stop talking about me guyz

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  • receiver

    Phone, come back to bed.

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    • http://twitter.com Mel

      So, you’re a receiver huh?

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  • Anonymous

    Epic fail!!!

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  • Ricky

    epic FAIL!

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  • Sami

    haha wow.
    whoever typed this sucks ass at typing.

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  • Comment Leaver

    This story = love. This one has always been a favorite of mine. ^^

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  • Royal-Sovereign

    Reading this outloud made me laugh so hard I couldn’t breathe.

    Love it, love it, love it!

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  • Chaz in a Box

    Oh god, that was fucking hilarious.
    I laughed brix, seriously.

    WHO WAS PHONE?!?!?!

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  • Anonymous

    wait, wouldn’t it make more sense for the first one if her ex was phone? because then he would know how she likes it without it making my brain burn with bad images from my childhood. damn you phone! why did you have to dddle me for so long?!

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  • hai

    diddle. sorry. can’t type well without those growths anymore.

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  • Dee

    OMG i got it!!
    it was a crack call from someone whos stalking the girl!!
    mystery solved

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  • cyanideD

    but who was phone?!

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  • http://emobilephonedeals.co.uk/ waht

    lol
    cracks me up every time. stupid typos are damn hilarious.

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  • http://wwww.google.com Phone

    WHO AM I??

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  • r

    poor phone.. :(

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  • Chris

    …and then, she was a zombie.

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  • BonerFruit

    GODAMNIT.
    MY IMAGINARY PENIS WAS PHONE.

    IT’S OVER.

    I’M SORRY FOR ALL THE INCONVENIENCE AND CONFUSION.

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  • Phone

    I am the phone.
    BANANA PHONE

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  • TheCoreMan

    Damn you, now I won’t be able to sleep at night :-)

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  • Sigma

    We need a crossover.
    “NO” said Dad, “I MUST YELL AT THE BOYFRIEND”
    “NO,” said the girlfriend, “YOU WHO WAS PHONE”

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  • anarchomanaic

    MOM WAS PHONE

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  • Anonymous

    Phone is obviously Dad. Dad was obviously reincarnated as a phone.

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  • Icecry0

    I made out with phone

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