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Creepypasta

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oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says “no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah” and your alllike “oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you” and then she’s like… “i don’t have a dad..” or whatever… but what!? WHO WAS PHONE?

also:

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

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  • Loveli

    Easy… You say “ummm sorry dude, wrong number.” xD and hang up. Easy as pay. :p

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  • Psycho Ex

    I WAS PHONE! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

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  • lollipop_gestapo

    I wish I could frame this.

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  • Anonymous

    I feel like throwing a dictionary at my computer

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    • Kenzie

      It isn’t your computer’s fault that people suck at grammar

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  • [name goes here]

    I am surprised that this isn’t on CrappyPasta.

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  • She who shall not be named

    Still a better love story then Twilight.

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  • Anonymous

    wow that grammar almost gave me cancer

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  • phone

    some body call

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  • Girl

    MY DAD’S NOT A PHONE! DUH!

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  • Phone

    I was obviously Phone

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  • http://rotten.com this

    This is rotten and stupid.

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  • anticrunch

    how does phone know how to diddle her?

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  • Pale

    Beautifully written, most creepy pasta I’ve read in a long time.
    A breath of fresh air tinged with terror.
    1000000000000000000000000+ stars.

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  • Madison

    I’ve never seen so many grammar and spelling mistakes in my life! Geez

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  • Madison

    Jeff the killer is wwaaaaayy better.

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  • Dusk ‘Nightmare’ Moonlight

    I DANNO
    WHO WAS PHONE?

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  • SlenderChick

    I find all these comments hilarious.. XD

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  • person

    I think my brain just melted.

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  • Jhe

    who calls their girlfriend “dude”?

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  • http://erotique-sighs.tumblr.com Kitty

    “HELLO? YES, THIS IS DOG. I AM PHONE.”

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  • Skelebun and ichg

    After reading all your foments tracking your emails we found where all of you live and are dad is coming to kill all of you go are dad slendy

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  • http://hi.com elizabeth

    mom…..with a dudes voice..or her other boyfriend..or her stalker.

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  • BOB THE BUILDER

    Horrible Grammar.
    Weird. Not really that creepy. With all the error mistakes, it sort of makes it a little bit worse. Maybe if you add more words, spell correctly, and make it more creepy. Then it’ll be better. Other than that, good job.

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  • Phone

    Wut.

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  • A simple Female

    That story gave me cancer.

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