The Original: WHO WAS PHONE?
oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says “no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah” and your alllike “oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you” and then she’s like… “i don’t have a dad..” or whatever… but what!? WHO WAS PHONE?
also:
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
The Original: WHO WAS PHONE?,
Easy… You say “ummm sorry dude, wrong number.” xD and hang up. Easy as pay. :p
I WAS PHONE! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
I wish I could frame this.
I feel like throwing a dictionary at my computer
It isn’t your computer’s fault that people suck at grammar
I am surprised that this isn’t on CrappyPasta.
Still a better love story then Twilight.
wow that grammar almost gave me cancer
some body call
MY DAD’S NOT A PHONE! DUH!
I was obviously Phone
This is rotten and stupid.
how does phone know how to diddle her?
Beautifully written, most creepy pasta I’ve read in a long time.
A breath of fresh air tinged with terror.
1000000000000000000000000+ stars.
I’ve never seen so many grammar and spelling mistakes in my life! Geez
Jeff the killer is wwaaaaayy better.
I DANNO
WHO WAS PHONE?
I find all these comments hilarious.. XD
I think my brain just melted.
who calls their girlfriend “dude”?
“HELLO? YES, THIS IS DOG. I AM PHONE.”
After reading all your foments tracking your emails we found where all of you live and are dad is coming to kill all of you go are dad slendy
mom…..with a dudes voice..or her other boyfriend..or her stalker.
Horrible Grammar.
Weird. Not really that creepy. With all the error mistakes, it sort of makes it a little bit worse. Maybe if you add more words, spell correctly, and make it more creepy. Then it’ll be better. Other than that, good job.
Wut.
That story gave me cancer.