You wake up to find yourself lying flat in an unfamiliar and utterly filthy room. Your head pounds as you sit up and survey your surroundings.
“Ohhhhww. . . What hit me?”
You notice the room is dimly lit by a hanging bulb that threatens to flicker out any moment. Large piles of debris are scattered about the small room, and there are no windows.
“Hey, who said that? Where am I?”
To your left, right and straight ahead of you there are sinister looking doors. You do not fully comprehend your situation, but you must choose one of these doors. One door-
“Hey! Are you ignoring me?”
-Leads to salvation. One leads to an endless maze of halls and passages that will trap you forever, and the third leads to eternal damnation. You must-
“Wait, what? Are you serious?”
YOU MUST CHOOSE A DOOR.
“Why? The exit’s right there.”
In the cold, frightened core of your heart, you know that there is no escape from the desolate predicament you now find yourself in.
“Dude, the doors right there. It even says so. See? ‘Exit’, right on the front. Big letters too.”
After a moments struggle, you come to realize the futility of resistance and return once more to the crossroads of passages. There is no way out.
“Only because some bastard locked up the exit-”
You grumble to yourself as you contemplate-
“It was you wasn’t it? Jerk.”
CONTEMPLATE YOUR FATE.
“Fine, fine. Eenie, meenie, miney. . . That one.”
-You say to yourself as you chose the door to your left. Unbeknownst to you is that that particular door leads only to misery, death, and the destruction of your very soul.
“What? Oh HELL no!”
A sudden burst of intuitive clarity causes you to leap away back before the door closes behind you, sealing your fate.
“It wasn’t intuition, you just said-”
You must make your choice between the remaining two doors.
With a sigh, you go towards the one in the middle.
“I know what I’m doing-”
You mutter-
“-I don’t need you telling me. Prick.”
You take hold of the doorknob to the passage that will lead you to wander the maze for all eternity, oblivious to the fate that will soon befall you. Deathless, mindless and hopeless, your rotting corpse will still walk on long after-
“Gah!”
-You cry as you once again leap back from your choice of passage.
“Don’t get snappy with me. So, one door left? Salvation, ho.”
-You say as you head towards the final door and grasp the handle. The path you have chosen will be long and frought with peril. You will face unsurmountable, blood thirsty foes and travel farther than the simple realms you think of as ‘life and death’. Should you fail, your tattered soul will serve as one of the tortures spectral servants of the lord of the underworld, Gwyn ap Nudd. Should-
“Wait a minute. . . ”
-You succeed, you will have all the unimaginable pleasures of this world and the next, though you will be doomed to remain in the underworld as Gwyn’s right hand man-
“HOLD UP YOU OMNISCIENT LYING PACK OF DOG CRAP! You said one of the doors would get me out of here! Salvation, remember? How is being trapped in the underworld salvation? Get me out!”
There is no escape-
“Don’t give me that! There’s always a way out.”
There is no- What are you doing? Where did you get that pipe?
“It was lying in one of those piles of trash. What does it look like I’m doing? I’m going to bust down the exit.”
You can’t do that! It’s against the rules!
“Oh, there are rules now, ehy? What happened to your big, scary, narrorator voice?”
There is no escape!
“There will be, just give me a minute! Just, a little. . . There! Ha, got it!”
You can’t-
“I just did. Goodbye and good luck, Mr. Scary voice. I’m going home, go find another stooge.”
I, ah-oh, fuck. I’m out of here too! This place gives me the willies.
—
Credited to Astonished Lemons.
Copyright Statement: Unless explicitly stated, all stories published on Creepypasta.com are the property of (and under copyright to) their respective authors, and may not be narrated or performed under any circumstance.
Mocking and slight sarcastic dialog is amazingly used here… in other words, LMAO.
10/10 would read again
Too dang good!!! Also you deserve to flip if cliches for this!! Please tell me if you have any others that I can read.
What tf was this lmao
That was just…I can’t…am I crying? ARE THESE TEARS OF JOY?????
Nice
Best pasta ever!
SO late to the party that it is ridiculous, BUT,!!!!!!! I think this is my FaVoriTe PaStA EVER!!!!!!! I’m can’t EvEn cOnRrOL the sHiFt keY?
Haha a self aware pasta!
That would be me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cktj-YR21j8&feature=youtu.be
Thank you so much for this story. I just gave it a shot as my first read. I hope people enjoy it!!!
The best ritual-pasta ever. Period.
This reminds me of a Chris Bucholz article. I like it.
Very entertaining, indeed!
thats what I can call true reading
Stanley Parable?
This was a perfect balance of beauty and scariness. Someone give this guy an award. This is the best pasta I’ve ever seen.
wait…is this the Stanley Parable ?
Sensible indeed! Great work.
Beautiful! This made me laugh so hard. Reminds me a lot of the game “The Stanley Parable”. Hilarious!
“Oh HELL no!” lol
I read this imediately after thinking creepypasta should be funny too.
That was the best pasta EVER! I love how the character that’s supposed to be you is a smarta$$ the whole time to the narrator. I had flashbacks to the Stanley Parable
All of you have the sense of humor of a child.. this “pasta” does not deserves such a high place on the ranking.
For any further response against me, you shoud know I wont be reading this page again so stick it as deep as you can into your ass..
Found a grammar mistake in my comment? Surprise this is not my native language.
Loved it that was so funny lol !!!! ^_^<
I loved it!!!^_^< 10/10
The Stanley Parable.
This is……..this…..it’s just…..wow. I, I love it. XD
I am adding this to favourites X)
This thing is just lead-pipe hilarious!
I rate this 8/10!
Sincerely,
Grim Gamer
P.S My right eye is red, my left eye is blue, I am a gamer and you should be too!
*applauds* well done.
Hahaha omfg too funny!
THen the girl with the messed up iPod loved the story and gave it 10 stars.
Me: aww man now you’ve got me doing it !!!!
Hahahah
Me: :(
It was u wasn’t it? jerk. Lol I almost peed
This is my favorite pasta lol
I loved it!
This was funny I liked it very much Vampiresledercookie out Peace
Definitely the best pasta I’ve read on here. Loved it.
breaking the fourth wall. but without breaking the fourth wall..
Favorited!!
This was wonderful.
SCRUMPTIOUS PASTA IS SCRUMPTIOUS.
HAH! That was awesome. 10/10.
i know a ritual to get into the shadow realm.
p.s. kazejin is my real name i am the god of wind also a part of the gate gaurdian.
YOU MUST CHOOSE A DOOR.
why? The exits right there
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!
YOU MUST CHOOSE A DOOR.
why? The exits right there…
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!
#illumanati
I’d like to imagine that the protagonist was Twilight Sparkle.
Very good. I might not stalk you beacuse it was good. Maybe.
Yummy pasta. 8/10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fZ5Qny7NVE
That was beautiful.
I cried.
ROFL THATS SO ME LOL
YES.
I litterally jumped at the end what a twist man! Great story and FANTASTICALLY written, Edgar Allen Poe would have looked at this and died because he couldn’t have made a better poem. 8654032305434956457.47354234/0
*8654032305434956457.47354234/10 ( imeant to put the number over 10 but 1 left out 10)
Oh gosh that was great XD
This is the most beautiful thing i have ever read…
I want to eat your spaghetti.
What the fuck did I just read?
I’m assuming that was meant to be funny, ’cause everyone’s going ‘LOL THAT WAS HILARIOUS’…
I must be missing something…. because I thought it was fucking retarded.
Ohhh! Oh god! Hilarious!
lol that was hillarious and anonymous why
Lmao, that was great xD
rofl…awesome
LOL. That was hilarious.
It was okay.
Haha. This was funny:)
That was the scariest creepypasta ever. :L
Reminds me of Robert Brockway (From cracked.com)
geez! this sucks!
Hahaha that was epic! I’m still laughing about the ending!
Holy crap, this pasta deserves a mark twain!
Encore!!
Yummy, bravo my good sir, bravo! Best. Thing. Ever!
HAHAHAHA! Just what I needed to read after a long, stressful night.
the greatest work of art ever
I’d have gone through the door on the right. I’ve heard the best cupcakes are in Hell.
LUKY! I want a narrator!
I can imagine myself doing this.
Not that creepy……But funny as HELL!
LOL breaking the fourth wall. YES.
This made me lol so hard! :’D
This is by far my favorite pasta. Write more like it, PLEASE! :D
Lol "Where’d you get that pipe?" This is probably in my top 10 now.
This pasta made me want to kill myself. Bravo,
Great, love it!!!
OMG I love this XD
Every time a pasta scares me I shall come straight here.
Best.
Fucking.
Pasta.
EVER!
Hey, don’t swear, OK?
As the writerlord tries to tell him not to cuss, Narrator pulls out a folding chair and says, “Dis gon b gud.”
lol i loved it
first of all, you SPELL like a 12 year old. second of all, you better be black, because if you aren’t, you better watch yourself.
Beautiful. It almost made me cry. Out of laughter. This was A-MAZ-ING! I love how the character just broke the Fourth Wall down- or more like the Scary Voice gave it away.
Ha you just got ownd lol! good story it makes fun of the Saw movies
LOL…I imagined the scary voice as jigsaw’s
BEST PASTA,EVER!
umm how would it be considered beautiful?
What is up with the tipping hats. Do people still wear hats?
HAHA i lol’d
break down the exit and the scary voice leaves too xD
That’s a good one. I love it!
MH.
at first i thought it was like a trance but then i kept reading it and by the time i was finished, the inner me was LAUGHING ITS FUCKING ASS OF
This is brilliantly loltastic.
haha at first I was like “aw shit not another saw rip off”
XD I laughed so hard, this is great! 10/10 ofcourse!
so amazingy scary
lol my fave pasta,a bit to much meat sauce but very tasty,i will recomend it
I start laughing so hard, while this stalker cat is staring at me at the window….
Amazing pasta…
i thought it was funny, Almost all of the stories on Creepypasta arent very good so it was nice to a decent. I liked the style of. Cool pasta.
LOL best pasta 4 a while now
Wow just wow
A true work of art.
this made me laugh! i want to post one like that but i dont want to be copying you. haha hope you make more.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! XD Amazing pasta! I lol’d so hards!
it was funny not scary…
Epic pasta!
Yeah, that place did give me the willies
(If you dont get that, look at my name)
I LOL’d so hard. My fav pasta. Bravo!!
LOL. This was more like ziti, tastes different, but still good.
“Well, that pasta was quite tasty. Not very creepy but funny. It makes sense.”
You start to type o-
“Woah, woah, what? The big, scary narrator voice is real!?”
-ut your comment. You’re in a medium-sized room on your bed, laying down, with your laptop in front of you. The rest of the room has 2 windows, another bed, a third bed which your brother is napping on and a desktop for said brother.
“I know how my room looks like. Just let me type my comment in peace!”
You see one door. The door is locke-
“The door doesn’t even have a lock.”
THE DOOR IS LOCKED NOW. The door is locked and you have no esca-
“I have 2 windows, neither of which have locks.”
Everything in the room is now locked, d-bag. AS I WAS SAYING, you have absolutely no escape besides the secret tunnel under your bed. You’ve known about it since you were 7 and used it to get out o-
“What tunnel? The hell?”
-f your room when necessary. But now, said-hey! WAIT! DON’T LEAVE THE ROOM! PLEASE! DON’T DO IT! *sigh* As you leave the room, you leave this one last comment.
“What a weirdo. 7/10.”
My sides, they hurt! Bwahahaha
You Sir, win the INTERNET, Now I’m gonna read candlejack after thi
winning pasta is made of WIN!
…and winning is not a reference to mister i’m-made-of-tiger-shite-attention-whore sheen. erm, i mean charlie. total typo. the keys are like, right next to each other. *cough* yeah, i’m done now.
That was so perfect. Best pasta ever!!
So is that what happens when the average american gets trapped by a scary narrator voice.
I never knew anything besides jam would go so good on pasta! I Enjoy this lemon pasta. .
I want to play a game.
Im LOLing so hard rite now.!
BE-U-TEE-FULL I Lol’d so hard.
BEST PASTA EVER!!!
100/10
Yummy pasta! Now you’ve given me the idea to make this into a short movie! With your permission of course! :)
Take you voice in my head.
Sounds a lot like a Saw parody to me….
This was a pretty good 1 minute read. A clever parody of badly written fail rituals. There\’s one thing though; not of the written piece, but the readers. Um..it\’s pretty, no, really sad if you actually laughed out loud to this.
This was a pretty good 1 minute read. A clever parody of badly written fail rituals. There’s one thing though; not of the written piece, but the readers. Um..it’s pretty, no, really sad if you actually laughed out loud to this.
This is one of my favourite pastas. :>
Silly Pasta is Silly :D haha
omg that was hilarious! i really do like scary pastas but sometimes you really need a good laugh in there :D
om nom nom nom
Zork pasta much? Loved it, 5/5.
LOL :D
This made my top five =3
Reminds me of a bunch of JRPGs i’ve played.
I might eay my pasta shit, that pasta was so delicious.
I lol\’d. Great
Only discovered this site recently.
When I found it, I thought I had found a nice source of scary/creepy stories. Instead I get memes, parodies and stories full of cliches from mediocre authors.
Out of the 8 I’ve read, only one could be considered ‘decent’.
No need to reply, kids. I’m getting out of your sandbox now… or am I? DUN DUN DUN! So scary!
I love it, Very good pasta.
Feels good man.
sssssooooooo funny, sssssssoooooooooooo good i lol’d ssssssssssoooooooooooooooo MUCH!
NAM NAM NAM. TASTY PASTA. WANT MORE. :)
i just got a boner.
Amazing. Standing ovation.
This is how I feel toward most ritual pastas.
lawlz, that was hilarious, very good pasta
Wait this isnt OC there was an episode of Donald duck with this premise even the line “eni menie mieni that one!” was stolen. I remember because I saw the episode. and Damn I nostalgiad hard. suddenly I heard the voice and donald all over again.
Ahahahaha, so much quality. Marry me?
Greatest. Pasta. Ever. 20/10
I loved it! haha
10/10, beautiful. Just Beautiful.
I cried.
I enjoyed that, it was twisted.
10/10
THIS IS KICKASS
Of course the ‘lord of the underworld’ is a Welshman… figures.
This pasta sucks.
LMAO
ritual my ass!
EPIC!!!
10/10!!!!!
I’m sorry but I really didn’t like this one, a parody, yes, but a really crappy immature one, it isn’t clever or funny..
this was so funny. i loved it from the beginning. i cant believe that you did, truly, come up with a sensible ritual pasta. i love you man. keep ’em coming
this was so funny. i loved it from the beginning. i cant believe that you did, truly, come up with a sensible ritual pasta. i love you man. keep ’em coming
My god, that was amazing…
Good work, author.
bloody amazing!
This is God Tier pasta.
10/10
This was kinda bad. I mean, it sucked. I see what you tried there but this is parody for retarded 10y olds
OMG OMG OMG ! HAHAHA ^_^ MY FAVORITE CREEPY PASTA :D
32523534.5/10
Im going to try to make a parody of this ^_^
But This is soo amazing. I love whoever wrote this forever and ever and ever :D
This. Was. Epic.
This pasta was made of win. *wipes eyes*
UHmazing.
I really do like this. I find it epic!
10/10 because my face melted in the heat of awesome.
Rofl… I’ve never seen a story like this before… xD
Tobi is a good boy~♥
epic
Most amusing. Let it be known, that all comments not bearing my mark are imposters, most likely BananaCorn.
Fear the Darkness
-Nex
It was probably just me, but I really didn’t laugh. I mean, to a person who sits on 4chan.org all day, of course it’d be funny, because, Hell, I used to do that, too.
Bahaha beautiful that was truely amazing.
This was epic.
Someone make this into a web comic.
Now.
good job on roflpasta
GREATEST EVER
lol. hilarious. :3
I lol’d. That was clever.
Holy shit. Greatest pasta ever.
I loved this so much. Kudos to you, my good sir. Epic win :D
>:3 Omnomnom!
:3
“There is no- What are you doing? Where did you get that pipe?”
That part made me lol and the parts where the voice kept yelling “there is no escape!” XD
It was a good story, but I wanted something that was going for “Creepy”, not “Funny”
A most delicious pasta…
Man fall down…funy.
(Seriously, great work)
Omg. I absolutely loved this pasta. Lol. Just awesome. “Are you ignoring me?” This sounds like something I’d do if I was in some thing like this.
moar epic lulz!
This is like a script for a comedy that i HAVE to see!!!
BUT THEN WHO WAS EXIT?
BEST. JOKE. PASTA. EVER. i have never had more fun on this website. You are my new favorite person in the world.
Epic pasta is full of epic and delicious win.
I commend you, sir, for knowing your cliches and playing them to your advantage for the purposes of comedy. I also commend you for personifying the narrator, which often remains a single, shallow entity rather than a person with fears, thoughts, feelings, emotions, etc etc ad inf.
A beautiful work of art that could only have been written by somebody of true talent, for comedy is one of the hardest mediums to write in.
So… much… win… ;-;
By far one of the best Pasta’s I read. Cudos, my friend.
There is no escape!
“There will be, just give me a minute! Just, a little. . . There! Ha, got it!”
That would be most of us creepy pasta readers if someon e tried this on us. It was too funny. Loved it
That vas DELISHIOUS
Hardy har! Good show, I liked it!
Not so creepy as it was comedic.
To find the true creep in this pasta is to just think that there are people in the world who do drug unsuspecting people only to torture them in small rooms of demise. But with more death and not so much playful banter
Once agian, It really lived up to its name
I lol’ed. Well done.
most of it was pretty crappy, but the narrator leaving was funny
“There is no- What are you doing? Where did you get that pipe?”
BEST PASTA EVER. OMNOM. EVER. I LAUGHED NEARLY THE WHOLE TIME. (:
that’s actually
not funny
at fucking all.
I mean jesus, wow.
Very well done, thank you for some delicious pasta!
That was hilarious. very well done. VERY well done. I lawled.
Okay, I may have said once that sauce ain’t supposed to taste funny, but hilarious parody sauce is freaking delicious.
Loved it!
*giggles frantically* That was just too amazing. Even my little brother couldn’t help but laugh from beginning to end. It’s the perfect pasta after one scares the living hell out of themselves for an hour and a half. You should defenately write a part 2. I’d buy it had I the money or the opportunity. ^_^
Then who was dog crap?
Lame.
I want to make babies with this one.
I’m afraid to leave my house after reading this, it was just THAT scary.
X3 niiiice thats random and funny :3 8D thank you im not scared anymore X3 (has read sum prety creapy 1s)
WHO WAS DM!?
I lolled hard and almost mistook it for an orgasm. LOL
LMFAO
i love.
very much.
LOL! XD
WIN
I’m undecided. I liked the format and the concept of it, but I didn’t care too much for the execution. It was good, but it could’ve been better.
I guess even parody ritual pasta is still ritual pasta, and I still hate it for being ritual pasta.
EPIC
that was fucking hilarious!!!
Awesome
Yes.
It was okay i guess. A little metaphoric when you think about it.
That was beyond awesome.
XD
very very original but just to be honost I didnt like it to much :-/
OH yeah Mr.Scary Voice! You got owned!
first
haha loved it reminded me of that one christmas special from south park
Wonderful. I enjoyed it, good read after a long time away from creepypasta.com
haha that was the most epic thing i have ever read
10/10
“Dude, the doors right there. It even says so. See? ‘Exit’, right on the front. Big letters too.”
lawlz XD
Okay. This is officially my new favorite pasta. The last line made me ‘lol’. 1000000000000000/10 and infinite internets to Astonished Lemons for the epicness of Epic Pasta. :3
Lol. Lovely.
Why are angry people hating on lovely pasta? Geez, It’s a joke. Calm down kids. Get over it and laugh once in a while.
LOVE IT!
“CONTEMPLATE YOUR FATE”
lol pasta is much epicness
lame!!
Perhaps I’m just too old to appreciate the humor in this.Or perhaps it simply wasn’t humorous.Either way,I didn’t find it funny.Odd and a bit strange yes, but not funny.
I LOVED THIS. 8D
Probably the first, last, and only pasta I will ever find purely amusing.
That rocked.
I was seriously about to fall asleep thinking oh blah, another one of these “you’re here and you’re fucked” situations, but… hey, common sense prevailed!
Wait! COMMON SENSE IN A CREEPYPASTA?
*head explodes*
That was hilarious. A pleasing joke pasta.
Oh come on everyone. Is this the standard of writing you deem acceptable in parody? If it was actually *trying* to be shit, I would understand, but it was clear that the author was attempting (and failing) to be witty and funny.
Seriously, this is high school-quality crap. Something you write when asked to do a short story. Your English teacher would perhaps grin, then give you a B for your failure to spell or use proper grammar and punctuation.
The use of gratuitous swearing made me wince the most. Swearing isn’t funny, especially when used in this way. Overall, 5/10, and that’s solely for effort. When your voice breaks and you start growing hair in your man places, come back and try again.
funny pasta is funny
woooooooh soooooooo supah nice and quite funny but still wah???
At first I was like: Hmmm, this seems interesting.
And then I was like: wat
….I still can’t believe that prick busted down my door…………………jerk.
LOL. Greatest pasta.
Seriously? You people laughed at this? Jesus. Stupid.
I agree with A.
This pleased me. =w=
PWN OF PAWNS! YOU SEX MY BODY!
so much win *3*
I had NO IDEA what to expect from this creepypasta
I was very pleasnantly suprized to finds funny pasta. thank you sir, I laughed my ass off.
Perfecty al dente pasta tossed in a zesty “Bite Me” marinara. Satisfying!
Oh my God so much win!
AMAZING.
Terrific Pasta. I absolutely loved it.
I LOL’d. I commend this very original pasta.
I lol’d.
awesome
“CONTEMPLATE YOUR FATE.”
Ahahahahahaaa. Love it.
the only good ritual pasta I’ve ever read…
While not scary, that was truly epic and quite amusing. As others have said, it was about time someone aptly parodied the ritual pastas with some omniscient (albeit annoying) narrator. Well done.
Just don’t do it again. Ringing this bell twice will prove to be less satisfying than the original, so let’s just agree that once was good and not see a clone of this pop up in the near future.
But again, well done.
hahahaha
No, no, all wrong. It made too much sense.
hahahahaha, that was funnnyyyy!!
i lol’d so hard.
Beautiful
lol
I love people that think joke pastas are serious.
Like ur mom
but then who was creepy narrator voice!?
I see your “the only sensible” and raise you a “the only one that doesn’t suck”. :-)
Obvious fact is obvious: Not scary in the slightest.
Also obvious: A well-written and sardonic parody of cliched (excuse the lack of correct flair on the ‘e’) ritual pasta.
Quite amusing.
about time someone parodied badly written ritual pasta.
Grr D:<
EPIC.
I love it.
Dammit, it’s about TIME someone did this.
Astonished Lemons, you win 10,000 Internets.
That was so epic that my head exploded.
Fo srs.
That was the ABSOLUTE BEST PASTA IN THE WHOLE FUCKING HISTORY OF CREEPYPASTAS.
HAAAAAA I laughed so hard I almost shit bricks!!!
Dude…
LOL
I love this. MADE MY DAY. 100/10 :D
Awesome. Thanks, that was great.
Not bad, it should be a parody though.
It is a parody, though.
tl;dr
lololololol.
Epic
Well, not scary, so I’m still hungry, but on the other hand
I HAVEN’T LOLED THAT HARD IN AGES
I tip my hat to you, good author, and await your next submission.
10/10
That’s right, you have won First Prize: One free internets!
!0 out of ******* 10!
Loved it =)
I loved this! @Cow-orker Jim> The Prince’s Fresh Start? I prefered the Heron bit personally.
Best pasta I’ve had on this site.
I laughed out loud at Gabriela Sabatini
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
noice.
This is like an irl version of SAW. Legendary pasta is legendary.
But the last line- >_> nevermind
I loved this one :D
Are there also scary pastas with interaction like in this one? I like the concept of the protagonist talking to the omniscient narrator :)
Awesomest pasta evuh!!
Good job!!
Best pasta I’ve read in a while. Brilliant. XD
Delicious.
Haha, that was great.
Oh sweet, I’m glad so many people liked it.
:D
This is almost as good as The Prince’s Fresh Start.
Fucking best pasta EVAR.
Mine. Om nom nom nom. Mine.
Mog: 10/10 for your comment.
Skrapph: You lose
Author of this work of art: You are beautiful. I love you.
Shittiest pasta in a while
STFU, who are you, the king of food?
I hope you know it was a parodypasta … the writer wasn’t really aiming for scary.
…You’re the shittiest pasta in a while.
That was by far the best thing I’ve read on this website so far… I mean, that was seriously absolutely hilarious, and I couldn’t stop laughing the entire time I read it. Thank you SOOO much for you mind!…You’re parents are awesome people.
BUT WHO WAS SHIT? Oh right, it’s you Mr. Anonymous
And yet it has a rating of 9.2 from over a thousand people. That, my good sir, is not a shitty pasta.
Hehe. I like :)
*awesome. /spelling fail >.<
That was aweome. Pure and simple.
I didn’t laugh at this one.
Woops hold up we got a badass over here! (in a sarcastic voice).
Haha, anomynous u suk, it was halarious
what’s the matter, someone stole your grammar?
HAHA.
As shadow_911 comments about someone having bad grammar, he has no better grammar as the guy he was talking to.
I laughed. Not out loud, though. I laughed in my head. I smiled a lot, though.
Wait, then WHO WAS EXIT??? No, but srsly, that wasn’t very scary…
its called a parody pasta!!!!!
its called parody pasta for areason, its not supposed to be scary.
THEN WHO WAS EPIC PASTA?
Holy fuck, i love this story
The “HOLD UP YOU LYING PIECE OF SHIT” line cracked me up
Astonished Lemons, i tip my hat to you
Bravo, good sir. Delicious pasta.
This was good, but not as good as my win over Martina Navratilova at the 1991 Pan Pacific tournament in Tokyo. I overcame my opponent’s formidable accuracy by acing her opening serve on the second set, and won the next three games!
If anyone here cared about sports do you think we’d be reading this?
I watch sports a lot and i’m here. But I don’t watch tennis. That shit sucks.
I SO lol’d at that.
That was bloody hilarious!
That was truly amazing. I’m so glad I read it.
That was beautiful.
I cried.