The Mummified Head

Add this post to your list of favorites!In a cave, somewhere, is a severed mummified head.
If you remove your own head and replace it with the severed mummified one, you will be imbued with immeasurable arcane power.

Add this post to your list of favorites!In a cave, somewhere, is a severed mummified head.
If you remove your own head and replace it with the severed mummified one, you will be imbued with immeasurable arcane power.
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Im sorry but there is a flaw in the logic somewhere…. D:
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Are you sure I didn’t spot anything…
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TL;DR
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Is the head yours? Because it doesnt look like you need one to write something like that.
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How this even get on the site? O.o
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i have no words.
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That was the worst thing I’ve ever read on this awesome website. This is horrible, and tots dumb.
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Go read The Day Everything Clicked then.
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WUT.
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What if I wear the mummy head as a hat?
Lab(Quote)
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I’m just trying to help.
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Not your fault, you didn’t write yourself into this mess. You were probably on a beach in Costa Rica and suddenly you get fucked into being here. Sorry for you, Mummy Head.
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Catch 22, in order to survive grafting the head to your body, you already have to have arcane power of some sort. If you don’t have the power, you can’t get the head. If you do have the power, why do you want the head?
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This is a trick to get someone to kill themselves!
bugsbunny(Quote)
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I suggest that you create a back story.It was alright but needs to be more scary. I think that with a tweak here and there, this could be a really good story.
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But then he/she only has a back story.
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hmmm i believe it might be possible if you hold the head above your head before you remove your head then your hand will drop it right into place and then no worrys
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I actually don’t hate this paragraph-long story-type thing. I’m going under a working assumption that this is *meant* to be funny fridge logic, and to make fun of all of the ritual pastas where you have to travel across the ancient swamp of death, to the sacred bamboo grove of Cthulhu, and answer four questions from a strange vagrant to avoid a skinning.
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UNLIMITED, POOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Jhe(Quote)
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BUT WHO WAS CLICHE STORY?
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Bullshit! I put that head there for decoration! If anyone touches it you’ll become a severed head like that!
Enderman(Quote)
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And you’d be dead.
metallyna(Quote)
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But who was head!?
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This is a retarded story. How the HELL would you replace the head with your own?
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It’s like a retarded trying to choke the readers in a bunchload of crap… I wonder why this isn’t the lowest rated pasta on this side.
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BUT WHO WAS MUMMY?
But still, I’d rather not sever my own head, I like it just where it is.
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What the hell? How was this put on the main site? It’s three lines long, and makes no sense. Why would this ever be accepted?
HORRIBLE
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but… WHO WAS SEVERED HEAD?
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Sucks pants.
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Great story. Compelling and rich.
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