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In a cave, somewhere, is a severed mummified head.
If you remove your own head and replace it with the severed mummified one, you will be imbued with immeasurable arcane power.

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The Mummified Head, 2.7 out of 10 based on 1277 ratings
  • Tadhg

    Im sorry but there is a flaw in the logic somewhere…. D:

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    • Fredzilla

      Are you sure I didn’t spot anything…

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  • 5678bam

    TL;DR

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  • Me

    Is the head yours? Because it doesnt look like you need one to write something like that.

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  • Potatoes

    How this even get on the site? O.o

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  • anonymous

    i have no words.

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  • http://gmx Gracie

    That was the worst thing I’ve ever read on this awesome website. This is horrible, and tots dumb.

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    • bugsbunny

      Go read The Day Everything Clicked then.

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  • Abbeh

    WUT.

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  • Lab

    What if I wear the mummy head as a hat?

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  • The Mummifed Head.

    I’m just trying to help.

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    • bugsbunny

      Not your fault, you didn’t write yourself into this mess. You were probably on a beach in Costa Rica and suddenly you get fucked into being here. Sorry for you, Mummy Head.

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  • Anonymous

    Catch 22, in order to survive grafting the head to your body, you already have to have arcane power of some sort. If you don’t have the power, you can’t get the head. If you do have the power, why do you want the head?

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    • bugsbunny

      This is a trick to get someone to kill themselves!

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  • Da MRRM

    I suggest that you create a back story.It was alright but needs to be more scary. I think that with a tweak here and there, this could be a really good story.

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    • bugsbunny

      But then he/she only has a back story.

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  • lordTWeaKslide

    hmmm i believe it might be possible if you hold the head above your head before you remove your head then your hand will drop it right into place and then no worrys

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  • http://thed0ct0risn.wordpress.com Dr. Malpractice

    I actually don’t hate this paragraph-long story-type thing. I’m going under a working assumption that this is *meant* to be funny fridge logic, and to make fun of all of the ritual pastas where you have to travel across the ancient swamp of death, to the sacred bamboo grove of Cthulhu, and answer four questions from a strange vagrant to avoid a skinning.

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  • Jhe

    UNLIMITED, POOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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  • Hooray

    BUT WHO WAS CLICHE STORY?

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  • Enderman

    Bullshit! I put that head there for decoration! If anyone touches it you’ll become a severed head like that!

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  • metallyna

    And you’d be dead.

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  • justinisawr

    But who was head!?

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  • TheYellow

    This is a retarded story. How the HELL would you replace the head with your own?

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  • Rapha1405

    It’s like a retarded trying to choke the readers in a bunchload of crap… I wonder why this isn’t the lowest rated pasta on this side.

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  • Mister J

    BUT WHO WAS MUMMY?

    But still, I’d rather not sever my own head, I like it just where it is.

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  • SmileforGlasgow

    What the hell? How was this put on the main site? It’s three lines long, and makes no sense. Why would this ever be accepted?
    HORRIBLE

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  • angelofdead

    but… WHO WAS SEVERED HEAD?

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  • MCTNgaming

    Sucks pants.

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  • Groud Beef

    Great story. Compelling and rich.

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