The Mummified Head
In a cave, somewhere, is a severed mummified head.
If you remove your own head and replace it with the severed mummified one, you will be imbued with immeasurable arcane power.
In a cave, somewhere, is a severed mummified head.
If you remove your own head and replace it with the severed mummified one, you will be imbued with immeasurable arcane power.
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retarded
LULZ epic fail
LOL, this sounds like a d&d game my friend ran, in which the players went after “the head of vecna” which doesnt actually exist for anyone who knows the game. Anyway, when they finally got to it, and after arguing who got it, they finally decided to give it to the wizard, they cut his head off, argued a bit more, then tried the head. It did nothing. They thought they waited to long, so they cut off the clerics head and tried it. Nothing….turns out it was a trap laid out by their enemies lol. BEST TARP EVER
But I’ve grown rather attached to my head.
What happens if you trade dicks instead?
What is this I don’t even
“What happens if you trade dicks instead?”
You’ll get AIDs.
LOL
arcane was a girl who got turned into a spider by Minerva the roman goddess of crafts or is it a short form of arcanine a Pokemon either way you get 1. spider powers or 2. you get turned into a Pokemon? awesome!
I wouldnt be living that long to sever my own head and have the time to replace it with it.
It was Arachne who got turned into a spider, That’s where Arachnid came from.
*Reads this pasta*
*Spends 20 seconds blinking*
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
Actually, it is hilarious how this has sparked much debate on how one would remove ones head and replace it with the mummified one.
How the hell do you remove your own head and then replace it with another!??!?!?!?!?!?
Sweet, sign me up!
Guys, you don’t use your body. You put your head (which has your brain in it) on the body of the mummy, and then you used the mummy’s body for arcane powers.
Whoops, forgot half my post. The mummy\’s head is just so it can take you to where its body is. Because only the mummy knows where his body is, so he takes your head to his body, and puts your head on it.
Stupid pasta
guys guys guys.
Just have a friend come with you and have him/her switch the heads for you! Gosh. Minds of sheep up there >->
HOWEVER.
It would have to be quite a trustworthy friend.
This story or shall i call it “john” for it isn’t much of a story at all John is best suited for tumblr and facebook but not creepy pasta.
“… and surrounding the altar that the head rests on are piles upon piles of headless skeletons and rotten corpses, along with several hundred rusty hacksaws. “
Considering how much thought this stimulated I’m going to give this a 7/10
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Thanks for the advice. I’ll go try this now. Wish me luck!
my friend read this, this is our actual discussion
friend, :”dude, how can that even happen?”
me: “i know how”
friend: “how?”
me: “HAND OF GOD MUTHA FUCKA!”
*slap*
friend: “…… wanna go try it?”
me: “sure.”
*leaves*
BEST STORY EVER IMA DO THIS