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In a cave, somewhere, is a severed mummified head.
If you remove your own head and replace it with the severed mummified one, you will be imbued with immeasurable arcane power.

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  • http://www.myspace.com/kain_larsen Doesn’t afraid of anything

    Yes… I think I’m on the verge of spotting the flaw in this plan…

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    • Mummified head

      like i said to that guy readman just come over and relax i do the rest

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  • Anon

    Cutting off my own head, thats JUST what i wanted to do with me life
    too emo for my taste

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  • Syrange

    lolwut

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  • Cyclops

    Quick, I need a d20 nao

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  • FarthestFromSane

    wait…….THEN WHO WAS HEAD!?

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  • ARGHHH

    the head on my neck or the head on my shaft?

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  • DJLoONa

    …lol
    fail

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  • shortys roc my sox

    cutting off my own beautiful head a replacing it with some dead guys head would have so ruined my reputation… thats why i cut my best friends head off instead :)

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  • Dead.

    THEN WHO WAS HEAD?

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  • josh

    sucks

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  • Anonymous

    lol’d…

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  • Red Flavor

    Gentlemen, cut my head off with such velocity that my blood will rocket through my neck and propel my lifeless body all the way to Phoenix.

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  • who

    BUT THEN WHO WAS HEAD?!

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  • Anonymous

    then who was myself?

    which leads to another question

    who watch watch?

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  • Nanana

    then who was myself?

    which leads to another question

    who watch watch?

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  • juuiez

    want

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  • Anonymous

    Red Flavor, that is only likely if you’re already in Phoenix.

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  • Another anon

    Kitty: You need your brain to control your body. If you survived cutting it off for 8 seconds you still couldn’t put the other one in it’s place.

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    • http://creepypasta.com anna

      I would never do that.

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  • http://ermarian.net Arancaytar

    > Considering the human body can “live” for approximately
    > eight seconds after decapitation,

    Even if that were true, “live” would refer to your brain functions and not your body. Unlike chickens, our bodies cannot move without our heads even for seconds.

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  • adfsdf

    ahhaha this is one of the greatest parodies i’ve ever read

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  • Amused

    Guys, this pasta is outdated. I already swapped my head with the mummified one, so all you’ll find now is a non-powerful head that’ll let you use my driver’s license to get into bars.

    Also, the arcane power was a crock, at best I can make small objects levitate. Oh, but I’m awesome at trivia games now.

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  • Cige

    But I already have a two perfectly good werewolf and zombie heads on my shoulders giving me immortality and omniscience, why would I want a mummy head?

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  • rawr

    FUCK FUCK NO FUCK U BITCH I WAS WINNING THE GAME!!!!FUCK!

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  • Paul

    I read this creepypasta for 15 minutes and was rather drawn into the intricate writing then I reached the ending. Let me just say…

    FUCK you.

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  • Alfons

    Also you’ll be dead. BUT DON’T LET THAT STOP YOU! Many zombies have led long and pointless undead lives.

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