The Mummified Head
In a cave, somewhere, is a severed mummified head.
If you remove your own head and replace it with the severed mummified one, you will be imbued with immeasurable arcane power.
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Yes… I think I’m on the verge of spotting the flaw in this plan…
like i said to that guy readman just come over and relax i do the rest
Cutting off my own head, thats JUST what i wanted to do with me life
too emo for my taste
lolwut
Quick, I need a d20 nao
wait…….THEN WHO WAS HEAD!?
the head on my neck or the head on my shaft?
…lol
fail
cutting off my own beautiful head a replacing it with some dead guys head would have so ruined my reputation… thats why i cut my best friends head off instead
THEN WHO WAS HEAD?
sucks
lol’d…
Gentlemen, cut my head off with such velocity that my blood will rocket through my neck and propel my lifeless body all the way to Phoenix.
BUT THEN WHO WAS HEAD?!
then who was myself?
which leads to another question
who watch watch?
then who was myself?
which leads to another question
who watch watch?
want
Red Flavor, that is only likely if you’re already in Phoenix.
Kitty: You need your brain to control your body. If you survived cutting it off for 8 seconds you still couldn’t put the other one in it’s place.
> Considering the human body can “live” for approximately
> eight seconds after decapitation,
Even if that were true, “live” would refer to your brain functions and not your body. Unlike chickens, our bodies cannot move without our heads even for seconds.
ahhaha this is one of the greatest parodies i’ve ever read
Guys, this pasta is outdated. I already swapped my head with the mummified one, so all you’ll find now is a non-powerful head that’ll let you use my driver’s license to get into bars.
Also, the arcane power was a crock, at best I can make small objects levitate. Oh, but I’m awesome at trivia games now.
But I already have a two perfectly good werewolf and zombie heads on my shoulders giving me immortality and omniscience, why would I want a mummy head?
FUCK FUCK NO FUCK U BITCH I WAS WINNING THE GAME!!!!FUCK!
I read this creepypasta for 15 minutes and was rather drawn into the intricate writing then I reached the ending. Let me just say…
FUCK you.
Also you’ll be dead. BUT DON’T LET THAT STOP YOU! Many zombies have led long and pointless undead lives.