21Apr,08

The Mummified Head

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In a cave, somewhere, is a severed mummified head.
If you remove your own head and replace it with the severed mummified one, you will be imbued with immeasurable arcane power.

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  • dave wong

    head of vecna much?

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  • IAMtheDarkSide

    How would one go about removing their own head and replacing it with another, anyhow? Arcane power sounds like fun though. :D

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    • Some Fat Guy

      Wait-I think he made a typo. Arcane powers? No. Arcade powers? Yes.

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      • http://warriorcatsrplay.webs.com/ Darkness

        I’ve got Arcade Powers, look:
        I INVOKE THE TERRIBLE POWER OF THE HELTER-SKELTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        Are you dead yet?

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        • Anonymous

          ha

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    • Android 20 (Doctor Gero)

      I can just get Android 19 to do it for me.

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  • IWASPHONE

    Put the mummified head on before you cut your head off, idiot

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    • Rose

      *slams head repeatedly on desk*.

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      • troy

        funny guy

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    • Tsuki-hime

      *folds hands on desk with a blank expression*
      -_-
      … My good sir, are you mentally ill?

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      • vn

        cute story though

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    • I Consist Entirely of Lego Bricks.

      How exactly do you go about having two heads at once? Do you just put it on top of your actual head?

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      • Doctor Professor

        Yeah, Janus much?

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  • Anon

    Have a Cleric handy and all should go quite well.

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    • Trusty Patches

      Are you a cleric, or something?

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  • Anonymous

    Hahaha… HAHAHAHA!

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    • LMFAO

      Omg lol, this story made me laugh so hard

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  • Just a Girl

    Even if you could do this and gain the Arcane power, you still would never know who was phone…

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    • Demona Lilthinia

      So true

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    • DullSpirit

      Sadly

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  • Dreamer

    Replacing your head AFTER you cut yours off might prove tricky, however it’s the only way to win THE GAME.

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    • Jo.a

      man! thanks a lot! i was doing so great too! ;)

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    • Anonymous

      I’m am coming for you

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      • Anonymous

        Good! When you find me can you do my homework for me?

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        • little miss black cat

          LOLWUT

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      • DullSpirit

        Yay! Can’t wait to see you baby! :)

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    • Waynebow

      D:

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  • Readman

    If every conscious thought, desire, and bodily movement comes from my brain, as encased by my head, how could I be imbued with immeasurable arcane power and use it?… Unless, of course, I became a floating head of immeasurable arcane power, which would be somewhat impractical.

    Besides, who know what the mummy will do with my body. I’m only a penniless teenager; I doubt the mummy could do anything useful with it, unless of course the path of enlightenment/exaltation/ultimate power could only be achieved with the body of a penniless teenager, at which point I couldn’t help but feel flattered.

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    • Mummified head

      listen just come to the cave relax pop open a can of soda and i will do the rest ok?

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      • slasher master

        ok, what kind of soda?

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        • EchoPhantom

          Dr. Pepper

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    • Pužimir

      This comment is longer than the creepypasta

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      • Phones

        I might have known who called me. T WAS YOUU!! *pointing to a plant*

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  • NO U

    I think having arcane power would allow me to know who was phone….

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    • Some Fat Guy

      You guys are getting it wrong! It’s Arcade powers, which is way better than that crap so called “Arcane” powers.

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  • Dammerung

    I think the idea is that if you believe this is a real story, cut off your head. Maybe you won’t gain arcane powers, but an hero will be you.

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  • Rapist

    lulp

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    • Anonymous

      Thats real clever brah

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  • http://www.museumofawesome.we.bs Tom Fulp

    Sounds like a splendid idea.

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  • miss nemo

    at the end it’s supposed to say, “the tricky part, of course, is removing your head without dying before something blah blah…” you get it. this is kind of a funny/sarcastic one.

    evs.

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  • Kitty.

    Hmm. Considering the humuan body can “live” for approximately eight seconds after decapitation, I guess you have to cut your head off with one hand while simultaneously placing the mummified head where your’s used to be.. In a matter of eight seconds..

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  • Kitty.

    Hmm. Considering the human body can “live” for approximately eight seconds after decapitation, I guess you have to cut your head off with one hand while simultaneously placing the mummified head where your’s used to be.. In a matter of eight seconds..

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    • silver crow

      why not just get someone to help you, maybe a really brave friend maybe.

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    • Anonymous

      that was the thoughts of people living in the 1600s. open a science book.

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      • Anonymous

        He’s actually right…
        Open a science book.

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  • Kitty.

    >.< Sorry about the double-post. I didn’t mean to.

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  • cyanideD

    but who was phone?

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    • Some Fat Guy

      WHO WAS RECEPTION?

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  • Ash

    ill get right on that,
    i must know who phone was

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    • Phone

      You called?

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  • http://unabridged-comics.cjb.net boar

    It’s simple, sever your head so that you’ll fall upon the upside-down mummy head.

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  • lostmyselfalongtheway

    No thanks, i’d rather have the eye or hand of vecna. At least those you can cover up…

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  • LMLYUT

    20: Amen.

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  • http://Codymathiewitz@yahoo.com Devon Buckner

    LMLYUT?

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  • TheCoreMan

    Well, you say… I’m going to cut off my head right n- OH SHIT!

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  • you know

    Ill get right on that

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  • woot?

    DO NOT WANT!

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    • Snyarhedir

      Backstroke Of The West for the win.

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