The Mummified Head
In a cave, somewhere, is a severed mummified head.
If you remove your own head and replace it with the severed mummified one, you will be imbued with immeasurable arcane power.
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head of vecna much?
How would one go about removing their own head and replacing it with another, anyhow? Arcane power sounds like fun though.
Wait-I think he made a typo. Arcane powers? No. Arcade powers? Yes.
Put the mummified head on before you cut your head off, idiot
*slams head repeatedly on desk*.
funny guy
Have a Cleric handy and all should go quite well.
Hahaha… HAHAHAHA!
Even if you could do this and gain the Arcane power, you still would never know who was phone…
So true
Replacing your head AFTER you cut yours off might prove tricky, however it’s the only way to win THE GAME.
man! thanks a lot! i was doing so great too!
I’m am coming for you
Good! When you find me can you do my homework for me?
If every conscious thought, desire, and bodily movement comes from my brain, as encased by my head, how could I be imbued with immeasurable arcane power and use it?… Unless, of course, I became a floating head of immeasurable arcane power, which would be somewhat impractical.
Besides, who know what the mummy will do with my body. I’m only a penniless teenager; I doubt the mummy could do anything useful with it, unless of course the path of enlightenment/exaltation/ultimate power could only be achieved with the body of a penniless teenager, at which point I couldn’t help but feel flattered.
listen just come to the cave relax pop open a can of soda and i will do the rest ok?
ok, what kind of soda?
Dr. Pepper
I think having arcane power would allow me to know who was phone….
You guys are getting it wrong! It’s Arcade powers, which is way better than that crap so called “Arcane” powers.
I think the idea is that if you believe this is a real story, cut off your head. Maybe you won’t gain arcane powers, but an hero will be you.
lulp
Sounds like a splendid idea.
at the end it’s supposed to say, “the tricky part, of course, is removing your head without dying before something blah blah…” you get it. this is kind of a funny/sarcastic one.
evs.
Hmm. Considering the humuan body can “live” for approximately eight seconds after decapitation, I guess you have to cut your head off with one hand while simultaneously placing the mummified head where your’s used to be.. In a matter of eight seconds..
Hmm. Considering the human body can “live” for approximately eight seconds after decapitation, I guess you have to cut your head off with one hand while simultaneously placing the mummified head where your’s used to be.. In a matter of eight seconds..
why not just get someone to help you, maybe a really brave friend maybe.
>.< Sorry about the double-post. I didn’t mean to.
but who was phone?
WHO WAS RECEPTION?
ill get right on that,
i must know who phone was
You called?
It’s simple, sever your head so that you’ll fall upon the upside-down mummy head.
No thanks, i’d rather have the eye or hand of vecna. At least those you can cover up…
20: Amen.
LMLYUT?
Well, you say… I’m going to cut off my head right n- OH SHIT!
Ill get right on that
DO NOT WANT!