The Mission
July 21st, 2008 by WHO WAS PHONE?
There are exactly 17 people on this earth fated to kill you. If you somehow manage to avoid these 17 people during your lifetime, you are taken to a place of monumental beauty where you are stripped of all clothing and branded on the space just above your navel with a name. When you are sent back to earth, it’s your mission to kill the person branded on you.
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Posted in Strange & Unknown
July 21st, 2008 at 3:22 pm
id like to see those 17 chavs just try to kill me
July 21st, 2008 at 3:42 pm
creepy…I wonder who writes these stories because there soo interesting
July 21st, 2008 at 4:06 pm
They come from a variety of authors. It’d be impossible to pin them all on a couple of people, but it’d make copyright a whole lot less complicated.
Regarding this ‘pasta = What happens to the other sixteen people fated to kill you?
July 21st, 2008 at 6:11 pm
So. . .If you have to avoid them killing you your entire life, THEN you are taken to that place, does that mean you have to die first, then come back to life?
What happens if you dont/wont/cant kill the person youre supposed to kill?
July 21st, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Hello, noneya.
A fine question.
What do you believe happens?
To WHO WAS PHONE; I am most appreciative of the fine service you provide.
My most sincere thanks.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:53 am
boring
July 22nd, 2008 at 5:29 pm
It seems like some sort of reincarnation-type thing…but it’s kinda fucked up….
July 22nd, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Makes me wonder, really, how much different this task would have been 150 years ago, in difference from today.
Today, tracking someone down is a lot easier than it used to be. Even if they don’t know you’re looking for them.
However, forensics have come a lot further since then, too….
July 22nd, 2008 at 10:32 pm
@ Flea: It would have diffrent draw backs now though too. Imagine if your person was Bob Baker. It would have been much easier to find him 150 years ago than now. Less people then.
July 22nd, 2008 at 11:40 pm
Everybodys a killer.
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:41 pm
@ This is what we get: You know I didn’t even realize this but I think that may be the point.
July 25th, 2008 at 9:27 am
I met one of the seventeen once. Claimed she’d recieved the order straight from God, then tried to cut my heart out with a butcher’s knife. That was an interesting day…
July 27th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
noneya: If you fail, you die. Obviously. Most likely in the most horrific way possible.
But there is a fail-safe to this. There ARE sixteen others. They will do what you have failed at.
And who says you have the option of refusing? Your mind is theirs, now. Free will has no place in their machine.
July 30th, 2008 at 1:33 am
This actually reminded me of the holders pasta, the holder of fate one specifically.
August 6th, 2008 at 1:51 am
1. Don’t rely on the other sixteen, after all you made it past 17
2. I thought that tattoo was of that bitch i met during mardi gras,
Time to set up a meeting
August 9th, 2008 at 6:00 am
Tell you what, I have already met three of my sixteen and when they attempted to kill me I cut their faces off. 13 to go.
August 10th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
So, everyone would be a winner if no one killed anyone?
woohoo. . .
August 31st, 2008 at 11:41 pm
Only this is most people die of diseases.
September 2nd, 2008 at 2:35 am
IF THIS HAPPENS TO EVERYBODY THEN EVEN CHUCK NORRIS HAS 17 PEOPLE THAT ARE FATED TO KILL HIM
September 5th, 2008 at 1:59 am
TIME PARADOX
September 13th, 2008 at 12:29 am
mmm
so everyone kills then.
that’s what i’m getting at.
sucks if you’re one that got killed by one of the 17…bad luck old mum
September 24th, 2008 at 5:24 am
Strange how only one people commented on the fact that if everyone chooses not to kill anyone then everyone wins. What can ‘they’ do if everyone does that then? Kill all of you? They will have no little minions to do their dirty work then.
This reminds me of one of my favourite dramas.
September 29th, 2008 at 7:27 am
This pasta isn’t creepy, it tastes vaguely like Dragon Ball Z
October 2nd, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Delicious Cake, explain.
October 4th, 2008 at 11:52 am
but what if your a peacful person that believe world peace will happen and global warming will stop
October 6th, 2008 at 10:35 am
SO WHO WAS MISSION