The Mission

July 21st, 2008 by WHO WAS PHONE?

There are exactly 17 people on this earth fated to kill you. If you somehow manage to avoid these 17 people during your lifetime, you are taken to a place of monumental beauty where you are stripped of all clothing and branded on the space just above your navel with a name. When you are sent back to earth, it’s your mission to kill the person branded on you.

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Posted in Strange & Unknown


26 Responses

  1. Russel Crowe

    id like to see those 17 chavs just try to kill me

  2. Hippie

    creepy…I wonder who writes these stories because there soo interesting

  3. Kite

    They come from a variety of authors. It’d be impossible to pin them all on a couple of people, but it’d make copyright a whole lot less complicated.

    Regarding this ‘pasta = What happens to the other sixteen people fated to kill you?

  4. The person formally known as 'noneya'

    So. . .If you have to avoid them killing you your entire life, THEN you are taken to that place, does that mean you have to die first, then come back to life?

    What happens if you dont/wont/cant kill the person youre supposed to kill?

  5. Mr. Welldone

    Hello, noneya.

    A fine question.

    What do you believe happens?

    To WHO WAS PHONE; I am most appreciative of the fine service you provide.

    My most sincere thanks.

  6. hurrr

    boring

  7. kiriou

    It seems like some sort of reincarnation-type thing…but it’s kinda fucked up….

  8. Flea

    Makes me wonder, really, how much different this task would have been 150 years ago, in difference from today.

    Today, tracking someone down is a lot easier than it used to be. Even if they don’t know you’re looking for them.

    However, forensics have come a lot further since then, too….

  9. Comment Leaver

    @ Flea: It would have diffrent draw backs now though too. Imagine if your person was Bob Baker. It would have been much easier to find him 150 years ago than now. Less people then.

  10. This Is What We Get

    Everybodys a killer.

  11. Comment Leaver

    @ This is what we get: You know I didn’t even realize this but I think that may be the point.

  12. Atropos

    I met one of the seventeen once. Claimed she’d recieved the order straight from God, then tried to cut my heart out with a butcher’s knife. That was an interesting day…

  13. LMLYUT

    noneya: If you fail, you die. Obviously. Most likely in the most horrific way possible.

    But there is a fail-safe to this. There ARE sixteen others. They will do what you have failed at.

    And who says you have the option of refusing? Your mind is theirs, now. Free will has no place in their machine.

  14. Ace

    This actually reminded me of the holders pasta, the holder of fate one specifically.

  15. IMABUTT

    1. Don’t rely on the other sixteen, after all you made it past 17

    2. I thought that tattoo was of that bitch i met during mardi gras,

    Time to set up a meeting

  16. EnjoyTheRide

    Tell you what, I have already met three of my sixteen and when they attempted to kill me I cut their faces off. 13 to go.

  17. Icecry0

    So, everyone would be a winner if no one killed anyone?

    woohoo. . .

  18. Fund

    Only this is most people die of diseases.

  19. ARGHHH

    IF THIS HAPPENS TO EVERYBODY THEN EVEN CHUCK NORRIS HAS 17 PEOPLE THAT ARE FATED TO KILL HIM

  20. Uncle Anon

    TIME PARADOX

  21. DJLoONa

    mmm
    so everyone kills then.
    that’s what i’m getting at.
    sucks if you’re one that got killed by one of the 17…bad luck old mum

  22. Pie

    Strange how only one people commented on the fact that if everyone chooses not to kill anyone then everyone wins. What can ‘they’ do if everyone does that then? Kill all of you? They will have no little minions to do their dirty work then.

    This reminds me of one of my favourite dramas.

  23. Delicious Freakin' Cake

    This pasta isn’t creepy, it tastes vaguely like Dragon Ball Z

  24. Que?

    Delicious Cake, explain.

  25. shortys roc my sox

    but what if your a peacful person that believe world peace will happen and global warming will stop

  26. michael

    SO WHO WAS MISSION

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