The Mission
There are exactly 17 people on this earth fated to kill you. If you somehow manage to avoid these 17 people during your lifetime, you are taken to a place of monumental beauty where you are stripped of all clothing and branded on the space just above your navel with a name. When you are sent back to earth, it’s your mission to kill the person branded on you.
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id like to see those 17 chavs just try to kill me
creepy…I wonder who writes these stories because there soo interesting
They come from a variety of authors. It’d be impossible to pin them all on a couple of people, but it’d make copyright a whole lot less complicated.
Regarding this ‘pasta = What happens to the other sixteen people fated to kill you?
So. . .If you have to avoid them killing you your entire life, THEN you are taken to that place, does that mean you have to die first, then come back to life?
What happens if you dont/wont/cant kill the person youre supposed to kill?
Hello, noneya.
A fine question.
What do you believe happens?
To WHO WAS PHONE; I am most appreciative of the fine service you provide.
My most sincere thanks.
boring
It seems like some sort of reincarnation-type thing…but it’s kinda fucked up….
Makes me wonder, really, how much different this task would have been 150 years ago, in difference from today.
Today, tracking someone down is a lot easier than it used to be. Even if they don’t know you’re looking for them.
However, forensics have come a lot further since then, too….
@ Flea: It would have diffrent draw backs now though too. Imagine if your person was Bob Baker. It would have been much easier to find him 150 years ago than now. Less people then.
Everybodys a killer.
@ This is what we get: You know I didn’t even realize this but I think that may be the point.
I met one of the seventeen once. Claimed she’d recieved the order straight from God, then tried to cut my heart out with a butcher’s knife. That was an interesting day…
noneya: If you fail, you die. Obviously. Most likely in the most horrific way possible.
But there is a fail-safe to this. There ARE sixteen others. They will do what you have failed at.
And who says you have the option of refusing? Your mind is theirs, now. Free will has no place in their machine.
This actually reminded me of the holders pasta, the holder of fate one specifically.
1. Don’t rely on the other sixteen, after all you made it past 17
2. I thought that tattoo was of that bitch i met during mardi gras,
Time to set up a meeting
Tell you what, I have already met three of my sixteen and when they attempted to kill me I cut their faces off. 13 to go.
So, everyone would be a winner if no one killed anyone?
woohoo. . .
Only this is most people die of diseases.
IF THIS HAPPENS TO EVERYBODY THEN EVEN CHUCK NORRIS HAS 17 PEOPLE THAT ARE FATED TO KILL HIM
TIME PARADOX
mmm
so everyone kills then.
that’s what i’m getting at.
sucks if you’re one that got killed by one of the 17…bad luck old mum
Strange how only one people commented on the fact that if everyone chooses not to kill anyone then everyone wins. What can ‘they’ do if everyone does that then? Kill all of you? They will have no little minions to do their dirty work then.
This reminds me of one of my favourite dramas.
This pasta isn’t creepy, it tastes vaguely like Dragon Ball Z
Delicious Cake, explain.
but what if your a peacful person that believe world peace will happen and global warming will stop
SO WHO WAS MISSION
If those 17 fail, gimme a call
You know my name.
SO WHO WAS DATABASE?
No one can defeat me! I’ll roundhouse kick them to the head!
Well, I’ve already killed off six of the people who’ve tried to kill me. I only have 11 more to go. The next is my grandmother-in-law. Soon, I’ll have to face Chuck Norris. He’s the 17th attempt.
Guy, if Chuck Norris wanted you dead, you wouldnt be here typing.
They didn’t say if you come back human though.
that would suck to have Chuck Norris as one of the 17 people who are fated kill you.
but hey guys, thanks to global overpopulation, the chances of the meeting those people are drastically reduced. Thanks Underdeveloped Countries!!!!!!
I wonder if I’m one of the people destined to kill someone else…
This pasta is interesting, and I like it, but I can’t help but wonder: Wouldn’t this be impossible because the number of people existing would have to be infinite unless some people had no one or many people to kill. The numbers just won’t crunch. 17 for each person and the number just keeps expanding infinitely. I like the story though. Also, I’m assuming that the “brand” goes away when you come back because that’d be a pretty telltale sign of people with that name to avoid your bitch-ass. I’m just saying.
I’d wait for them.
Then kill those 17 assholes.
>_> But what happens if the person you’re supposed to kill gets killed by one of the other 16 people first? Then what happens to you?
@Revus Then you just lost the game. Don’t do it.
Could this be the explaination for all the crazy folk out there? Hm.
I KNEW IT! THEY SAID I WAS WRONG! THEY SAID THAT NO ONE WAS AFTER ME! IN YOUR FACES, SO-CALLED ‘SANE’ PEOPLE!!!!
o_O
Considering the number of people that die natural deaths or whatnot, compared to the number of murders/manslaughters….
We fail.
I’d be more afraid of Russel Crowe trying to kill me.
MATH DOESNT WORK THIS WAY
With my luck, I’d have to kill Jackie Chan or summat lyk dat
So if I live a life without being brutally murdered, I can expect to go to paradise and then come back to earth and be viewed as a crazed lunatic, who thinks god has given him a mission.
That doesn’t make any sense man.
wait……but what if you are one of the 17? and do each of the 17 have 17 people out to kill them? and whoHOLYFUCKINGDICKSMYBRAINEXPLODED
This story left me pondering.
my answer to the question “what happens if you dont kill the person your supposed to kill” is you are sent to hell to be tortured for all eternity, and “what happens if your killed by them” (i dont know if this was asked or not) you get to go to heaven! yay!
Weird…
But very good.
And yeah, we probably are all 17 with 17 of our own. Like the life cycle… or something… idk…
And if you don\’t claim your mark; well that is up to you to decide.
Will you cease to exist? No purpose, no reason?
Or will you simply become aimless…
Decisions, decisions…
So, if I avoid these people…
Well, good thing I’m insane and have thought about how to get away with murder and how to kill people in different situations