The Glacier Canyon
Add this post to your list of favorites!If you travel to the furthest glaciers in the south, it is said you can walk into the canyons of ice there. If you find the junction of two canyons that form a perfect square, you can lie down in the middle there and feel no cold. If you listen, the ice will speak and what it says will make poor men rich, and sane men mad.
The Glacier Canyon,
It’s fair enought.
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I am your Glacier.
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Unlike most of the older ritual pastas, this story *does* at least have a potential payoff (ie., cash, lots of cash). At the same time, unlike most of the older ritual pastas, this story has absolutely nothing genuinely creepy. It’s also exceptionally short.
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I want to talk to ice.
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I actually quite liked this. Very half baked, though, so I can understand the low rating but the concept was kind of nice…i kind of want a rewrite. I appreciate the short subtlety but another, better written paragraph would serve well in elaboration and development.
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Lol if you went that would make you stupid not insane and how can magic talking ice make you rich
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I guess I should get CandleJack up in he
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bleh i dont need ice to make me go mad im already mad
madly in looove ;3
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“If you find the junction of two canyons that form a perfect square, you can lie down in the middle there and feel no cold.”
“the junction of two canyons that form a perfect square,”
“two canyons that form a perfect square”
HOW?
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THE JUNCTION IS THE SQUARE. Like, two canyons that intersect, and the place that they do cross is at a 90 degree angle, so that the space in between makes a square, like two roads at a four-way-intersection. Since they’re made of ice, it’s possible.
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The glacier of doom, death, destruction-
AND PHONE.
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This is like one of those meaningful old proverbs from wise old monks. Except not wise. And not meaningful. And shit.
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