The Glacier Canyon
If you travel to the furthest glaciers in the south, it is said you can walk into the canyons of ice there. If you find the junction of two canyons that form a perfect square, you can lie down in the middle there and feel no cold. If you listen, the ice will speak and what it says will make poor men rich, and sane men mad.
The Glacier Canyon,
I could only guess what kind of horrific acts of sheer terror I could perform if I was a wealthy madman.
I think I’d rather get rich the old fashioned way, get a doctoral degree in some scientific discipline, get a generally high-paying job at some research-and-development facility (government funded or otherwise), make a scientific discovery (important or otherwise), get a patent, sell the patent for billions of dollars to either the government or a cosmetics company, and live off the patent for the rest of my life.
On the other hand, if I became a wealthy madman, I’d be both rich and morally inhibited. Virtually nothing could stop me, although I’d try to keep from being close-minded and cocky.
If I were a rich man! (licks bloodstained knife)
THEN WHO WAS COLD?
aren’t you already mad if you hear ice speaking to you?
True that
Not if you hear it often…
What would happen if you convince a mad man to accompany you and make him lay on the ice?
What if you are mad enough to go there in the first place???
yeh, Kapangdazz, what if you are an insane wealthy man? or one or the other? seems it’d be best to go there insane and poor, though. also, what about borderline cases? middle class, or really heavily OCD or something?
ima woman…. HAHA! does that mean i wont go mad? YAY!!-vilont twitch-
Lol, @5, and fixing OCD with talking ice…..*Grabs an icecube out of the fridge* It’s better than nothing.
lol @ 5 and 6
this was cool i might try it some day
If you stayed there long enough, would you go mad and then become sane again?
WHO WAS GLACIER?
I am both insane and poor. I should try it sometime.
what about women??!
wait, am i bein trolled or is creepypasta literally incapable of reading between the lines
“omg im a gurl gimme attenton” …please shut it.
There are updates found for your sense of humour.
So… I’d get piles of money AND have unstoppable insanityness? im in 0-0
Tested it with someone. They turned into a fire-breathing two-headed yak, which promptly tried to kill me. I had enjoyable sandwiches that week, incidently.
Hmm… So, I just need to forget to take my meds that day and I’ll be set for life?
South of where? This type of detail-less pasta is, in my opinion, a waste of time.
“Stocks in Dynergy Inc. are about to shoot up from 0.83c.
Also D’hul fa ka lutta vy nectk gohg a gohg!!!!!”
Who let the women out of the kitchen?
So I will be poor and sane?
Into the mountains of madness..
Are you the same person who posted hotel California? 9/10 btw. I like your writing
I have heard the ice speak; I know the truth. A group of us went, thought we could handle it. The three words it said made all the difference in the world…
We each went in, one by one. As time went by, the others were getting more and more freaked out. Then it came to my turn.
As I stepped inside, I felt a bolt of white hot pain across my forehead, as fast as a bullet and twice as painful. As I lay there, I heard nothing.
“Huh,” I thought, “Just a prank.”
And then I heard it, shrill and piercing, cry out to me, tearing strips from my very soul.
It was quiet at first, almost like the wind, but grew quickly, surrounding me, trapping me in. It said three words, each filled with malice and hate, and told me it’s darkest secret…
“I was phone.”
lol a lot better than the pasta.
You know, there is a certain Timelord that needs to go there to get drums out of their head… THE MASTER!!!!!!!!
BUT WHO WAS GLACIER!?!!?!?!