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If you travel to the furthest glaciers in the south, it is said you can walk into the canyons of ice there. If you find the junction of two canyons that form a perfect square, you can lie down in the middle there and feel no cold. If you listen, the ice will speak and what it says will make poor men rich, and sane men mad.

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  • Readman

    I could only guess what kind of horrific acts of sheer terror I could perform if I was a wealthy madman.

    I think I’d rather get rich the old fashioned way, get a doctoral degree in some scientific discipline, get a generally high-paying job at some research-and-development facility (government funded or otherwise), make a scientific discovery (important or otherwise), get a patent, sell the patent for billions of dollars to either the government or a cosmetics company, and live off the patent for the rest of my life.

    On the other hand, if I became a wealthy madman, I’d be both rich and morally inhibited. Virtually nothing could stop me, although I’d try to keep from being close-minded and cocky.

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    • Tevyathekiller

      If I were a rich man! (licks bloodstained knife)

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      • DullSpirit

        Why the blood stained knife? I though you were making a Fiddler on the Roof reference for a moment…. xD

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    • Some Fat Guy

      THEN WHO WAS COLD?

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  • Havok

    aren’t you already mad if you hear ice speaking to you?

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    • Notch

      True that

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    • BURRITO

      Not if you hear it often… ;)

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      • http://creepypasta.com NetherPie

        That confirms it, actually.

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    • oh!

      You aren’t mad your freezing your butt off…

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  • Kapangdazz

    What would happen if you convince a mad man to accompany you and make him lay on the ice?

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    • Anonymous

      What if you are mad enough to go there in the first place???

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  • Skwirral

    yeh, Kapangdazz, what if you are an insane wealthy man? or one or the other? seems it’d be best to go there insane and poor, though. also, what about borderline cases? middle class, or really heavily OCD or something?

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  • uhm, yess

    ima woman…. HAHA! does that mean i wont go mad? YAY!!-vilont twitch-

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    • Anonymous

      Please.. Never breed. Ever.

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  • UndeadBuddah

    Lol, @5, and fixing OCD with talking ice…..*Grabs an icecube out of the fridge* It’s better than nothing.

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  • shortys roc my sox

    lol @ 5 and 6

    this was cool i might try it some day

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  • Bill

    If you stayed there long enough, would you go mad and then become sane again?

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  • Ellfa

    WHO WAS GLACIER?

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  • apple juice

    I am both insane and poor. I should try it sometime.

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  • YAY

    what about women??!

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  • adfsdf

    wait, am i bein trolled or is creepypasta literally incapable of reading between the lines

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  • Bathhouse Buttbuddy

    “omg im a gurl gimme attenton” …please shut it.

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    • darthknight

      There are updates found for your sense of humour.

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  • Toad

    So… I’d get piles of money AND have unstoppable insanityness? im in 0-0

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    • Calcium-structural-reinforcement-of-soft-bits-came-out-of-hiding-somewhere

      And apparently, when you attend this monument to mentally monumental mentality munting… see what i did there 0.o

      As I was saying, if you were to go to this place, apparently you’ll also be able to say words proper good too!

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  • The Boy

    Tested it with someone. They turned into a fire-breathing two-headed yak, which promptly tried to kill me. I had enjoyable sandwiches that week, incidently.

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  • Icalasari

    Hmm… So, I just need to forget to take my meds that day and I’ll be set for life? :D

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  • ramon

    South of where? This type of detail-less pasta is, in my opinion, a waste of time.

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  • Anonymous

    “Stocks in Dynergy Inc. are about to shoot up from 0.83c.
    Also D’hul fa ka lutta vy nectk gohg a gohg!!!!!”

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  • Me

    So I will be poor and sane?

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  • Anonymous

    Into the mountains of madness..

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  • Steverino95

    Are you the same person who posted hotel California? 9/10 btw. I like your writing

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  • Anon

    I have heard the ice speak; I know the truth. A group of us went, thought we could handle it. The three words it said made all the difference in the world…

    We each went in, one by one. As time went by, the others were getting more and more freaked out. Then it came to my turn.

    As I stepped inside, I felt a bolt of white hot pain across my forehead, as fast as a bullet and twice as painful. As I lay there, I heard nothing.

    “Huh,” I thought, “Just a prank.”

    And then I heard it, shrill and piercing, cry out to me, tearing strips from my very soul.

    It was quiet at first, almost like the wind, but grew quickly, surrounding me, trapping me in. It said three words, each filled with malice and hate, and told me it’s darkest secret…

    “I was phone.”

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    • That One DJ

      lol a lot better than the pasta.

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    • DullSpirit

      Never before have I heard something more beautiful than that.

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  • Da MRRM

    You know, there is a certain Timelord that needs to go there to get drums out of their head… THE MASTER!!!!!!!!

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  • Anonymous

    BUT WHO WAS GLACIER!?!!?!?!

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  • Poodleinacan

    It’s fair enought.

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