The Forgotten Vending Machine
Add this post to your list of favorites!There is a village somewhere in England that has not been inhabited for over 20 years. It has long since been forgotten off of most maps, and only has one road in and out of it. If you manage to find it, it will seem a peaceable enough place, the derelict buildings being overgrown and nature taking back the land for herself. However somewhere within the village is a vending machine which still has power. it will still have it’s original look and sell ordinary brands of drink (though with 20 year old packaging) however the one at the very bottom will be marked “E”. Pay only in 10p pieces to buy this drink.
Before drinking the mysterious beverage, peer inside the can to check it’s colour (do not try to pour some out. it will refuse to leave the can despite any vigorous shaking you may attempt). If it is green in color, drink heartily, as it will give you an unnaturally long lifespan and good luck in everything you do. If it is red, however, drinking it will spread a horrific pestilence over you, claiming one of your senses every 10 years after the date that you first imbibed.
The Forgotten Vending Machine,
People have obviously run out of mysterious objects to include in creepypasta.
The fact it’s about a mysterious vending machine just amuses me [=
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See, here’s a ritual creepypasta I can get behind… although I always do like the “bad things happen to good people for no reason whatsoever” idea, this one was pretty well handled. Simple and effective.
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Souris, the same thing crossed my mind when I was writing out the title… but eh, I still like it.
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THEN WHO WAS SOFT DRINK PRODUCER?
Honestly, enough with the mysterious villages.
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What about the village people? Do they drink from the soda machine?
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I know this comes too late but I can’t resist.
Neo, they don’t. The village people drink at the YMCA. ^^
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rofl^
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Oops, I’m an idiot.
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And if the mystery beverage is yellow in color and of musky scent, it has probably been consumed and recycled already.
and who was town
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I need that green drink. NEED it.
/my luck is terrible
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I can’t wait for the one about the demonic iPod.
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there is one
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I’ve got a load of old 10pence coins, let’s test it, road trip anyone?
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And if the drink is brown and tastes of an all natural blend of 23 different flavors…you hit the wrong button.
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if the vending machine is 20 years old then it will not accept current 10p pieces. They changed the size of them some years ago.
If you plan on looking for this village make sure to buy some old 10p pieces from a coin collector.
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Can we buy more than one?
Easy ritual is easy.
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Does that mean that even if you ingest the red drink, you’ll still live 50 more years at least?
Or does it mean you’ll be losing senses from beyond the grave?
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Yay good thing my grandpa collected coins lets make a lil break in mwuahahah.Or why don’t we just smash the fricking machine and take all the drinks that come out worked for me with cola wending machine every time.
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The first thing I thought was “What?! they have Ecstazy in machines?!”
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@ Toad
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think there already is.
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lol, vending machines. I MEAN, OMG, SCARY!
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Hi!
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What do you do with it if it’s red?
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umg, let teh bawdies hit teh flore
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THEN WHO WAS “E”?
Weird story, I wasn’t quite fond of it.
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coke is good
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What if you were like, 100, and you drank the red, you probably wouldn’t be alive long enough to lose a limb anyway… haha
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@ Xantherian
Please, for the love of all that is creepy, be wrong.
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