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The End



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On his way home that night, as he walked through town, a man stepped out of an alley in front of him. He tensed to defend himself, but the man just stood there. Looking him over, he realised the man looked like a hippie. Something of a comedy caricature of a hippie, really. Long unwashed hair and beard, sandals…and a sandwich board reading ‘THE END IS NIGH’. That, he thought, was unusual, even for a hippie.

“You want something?” he asked.

“The world’s ending,” said the hippie. “I need your help.”

He stepped around the hippie and kept walking. High as a kite, he thought to himself. The hippie started walking after him, and fell into step beside him.

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“Please, I need your help,” said the hippie.

“Look, man, I’m really not interested,” he said, and kept walking.

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The hippie leant against a wall, watching him walk away. The hippie wasn’t all that disappointed; lots of people gave this kind of response. Another skeptic, he thought to himself, fingering the ragged holes through the middles of his hands.

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229 thoughts on “The End”

  1. Contrary to the way this story is told, and the religious tale in general, the nails used in the crucifixion would have been placed through the wrists, as putting them through the hands would not support the body weight of a human to the extent needed for crucifixion, even if the legs were pierced or tied to the cross also. At least that is what my science teacher told me

  2. For all you bible nerds… this pasta doesnt make sense, when Jesus was nailed to the STAKE (look up the actual old latin meaning for Crux… its a stake not a cross) the nails were driven through his wrists so the bones would stabilise them.

  3. I love the story line but I wish there were more details. I didn’t like how Jesus wasn’t disappointed though.

  4. Why keep the lights on pleas don’t her me I just told my brother to open the door or I will punch his face Im mean I he it from my birth dad

  5. Pleas theoneknownasdeath pleas don’t come and heart me pleas why do people heart others I mean I was taken away from my mother when I was six months old and I was adopted when I was nineteen months old I was taken away by a police man and I can still hear my mother screaming noe I’m crying

  6. If you tell God to do something than he can strike you down dead and if that was Jesus than he would come down on a white hoarse and the trumphet will sound and if that was him than everyone that believes in him would begin heaven and Jesus doesn’t know when he’s coming back only God knows when so don’t anyone dare say that he needs to stop the world from ending I’m not joking and he is alive in heaven any atheist don’t believe that I feel really bad for you!

  7. ….I don’t care what you guys say about this, I liked it. Yes, I read creepypasta in my spare time when I ain’t picking up one of you mortal meatbags. Don’t judge bro. I’m featured in so many of these…gotta know what the people are saying.

    And remember, you can’t escape me. Sweet dreams…and you might wanna leave the light on, dear.

  8. I loved this! It was Jesus and he didnt know it! Now it makes you wonder that next time someone needs your help, maybe it’s Jesus. So help them! :)
    And just a tip. Im no grammar Nazi and usually little grammar mistakes dont bug me and i dont care but it would have been better if you didnt mis spell his shirt.

  9. Meh. Pretty decent, I guess.

    But what I’m most amused by, is the way that even the smallest religeous reference set a bunch of morons into douchebag mode.

  10. Wow. I’m genuinely surprised at the amount of pure hatred that is being spewed at…*ahem* A STORY. ON THE INTERNET. I liked it. It wasn’t “creepy” per say, but it was a bit unnerving. This story definitely has more feeling in it than any other ‘and then I’ll come for you’ or ‘hunched over white figure with long finger nails’ stories.

  11. Shub Niggurath

    OMFG. I probably woke the neighbors laughing, and that is saying something considering the blessed thickness and apparent soundproofing of these walls! Woe betide them, at like midnight, when I find things that are this good!

  12. Shub Niggurath

    OMFG. I probably woke the neighbors laughing, and that’s saying something considering the blessed thickness and apparent soundproofing of these walls! Woe betide them, at like midnight, when I find things that are this good!

  13. The responses to this pasta are hilarious. The heavy-handed Jesus reference was too obscure for some?! Instead of alluding to Jesus in the climax your pasta should end, ‘AND HE WAS JESUS!’ or else only 10 percent of the people reading here will understand. It is very important to end one’s pasta with an exclamatory statement in all caps. How else will people know when to be scared?

  14. story good. not frightening like I DONT DREAM ANYMORE but leaves one wondering if jesus 2nd coming or just old hippie that had been attacked by power-drill wielding psycho.

  15. This is pretty good, if only Violent Harvest can post uncreative and pointless pastas, he\’d be as good as this guy.

  16. This was just bad. Crucifixions are done through the wrist, not the hand, but that’s really a minor detail. This had potential, but then the whole apathetic Jesus thing at the end just killed it. Maybe this is creepy to die-hard Christians, but other than that, it’s kind of just boring.

  17. This had potential…I\’d have made it longer and more drawn out, with more people. As a short piece, it really doesn\’t work well.

  18. Don\’t know if anyone mentioned this, but he was crucified through the wrists. The bones in the hand aren\’t strong enough to support the body\’s weight and would rip open.

    Bad pasta tastes bad.

  19. i didnt read every single comment so im not sure if someone posted this before, but jesus had holes stabbed through his wrists not his hands…if he was stabbed through his hands, then because of the crusafiction (yeah i prollly spelled that wrong, sue me) process, his body would have fallen of the cross and his hands just ripped off the nails

  20. the Romans put thousands of people to death in their time. crucifixion was taken from the Persians and the Romans perfected it. All crucifixions were always done through the bones of the wrists. the nails would rest in place under you hand. which is so much sexier than going through the palm I think.

  21. I don’t see how that Jesus guy is scary. It was somewhat clever, but it really wasn’t interesting. Is Jesus supposed to be scary?

  22. Hi , don't turn around

    ;-; jesus… i thought you where, stoned, drunk, and needing money ;-;

    *walks off to find a hippie with a sandwich board*

  23. BUT WHO WAS JESUS????

    nah atually that wasn’t really creepy,
    But more surprising,Because is jesus seriously did come back. He would prolly be treated like that. minus the whole walking on water thing.

  24. lol at all the kiddies bashing this story because it has jesus so their friends on Livejournal think they’re cool

  25. When I think about Creepypasta I think about unsettling “truths”.

    When I think about Jesus I think about religion and the bible and how ridiculous it all is.

    This fails at every conceivable level.

  26. I’ve read this like 30 times before and I just thought it was weird that he had holes in his hand.
    I read it again today and thought about it and then brix were shat.
    IT’S JESUS.

  27. @ Martin:

    Making the assumption that anyone Christian is a sexist sheep is as bad as saying anyone who is Wiccan is a witch.

    (btw I’m agnostic. Just saying)

  28. this one always makes me laugh. But it is more like a satiric story, rather than creepypasta. Plus, it has too many repetitions.

  29. Charlotte Mander

    I like the Christian reference at the end. Nice twist.

    This pasta is kind of short. It would have been better if you fleshed it out a bit more.

    Thanks for the read anyway.

    –Char Mander

  30. I got it the first time I read it! I’m so proud of myself! :DDD

    And for those who don’t get it, think ‘gospel’.

  31. Travis And Junyer

    Jesus he does not get high oof crack or meth i should know i was hanging out with him yesterday and we were blazing some of that good shit (weed) straight hydroponic BITCHES
    p.s he wanted me to tell you guys he loves you all for the bible will tell you so

  32. Old pasta is old. And it wasn’t even good the first time around. It’s even more disappointing because of the retards who didn’t get it. jfc guys, what the hell.

  33. I actually liked this. It was a quick piece of amusement. Though I find it really funny, how many people didn’t get it, or took a few seconds to get it, considering I thought it was ridiculously obvious.

  34. I don’t think this is too bad. I’m not a Christian obviously, because I have this incredibly stupid addiction to thinking and I don’t take much pleasure in treating womin like objects, but if the J-man really did rise (and he wasn’t a zombie like before), people would tell him to sod off.

  35. What the fuck would Jesus need my help for? Isn’t he supposedly the second most powerful being in the universe, what am I going to do, spot him a twenty?

  36. Some people here are far too easily amused… If they were running this site, people who can’t write for shit (like me back when I first came here and in some cases, to this day) would be praised for their crappy writing and never grow. Kinda sucks, really.

  37. Oh, you’re all so god damned edgy for being atheists. Do you believe in fucking slenderman and the rake? No, but you still enjoy stories about them.

  38. I love Jesus just as much as the next guy, but even his presence isn’t enough to save this pasta. Honestly. Right down to the idea behind it, this pasta is the very embodiment of cliche. I’m usually not this mean, really, but for God’s sake, man, get your ideas somewhere besides the Christian channel.

  39. This isn’t creepy at all. This is really something I would expect to be in some sort of crazy religious sermon. In fact, you could read that verbatim. At least it’s clever! (Oh wait, not really…)

    Is anyone aware of creepypasta.net? It’s a *lot* better…

  40. Unfortunatelly I smelled Jesus all the way from the first “hippie”. Otherwise a very nice piece, even with the possibly unintended (sp?) comedy factor.

    And to be honest: if it hadn’t been Jesus, I would have felt let down and disappointed. :(

  41. You know what my biggest problem with it is? There was no build-up. I mean to say, there is no sense of foreboding at all. There’s a hippie, he’s weird, he says something, the protagonist ignores him, and the hippie is Jesus, who doesn’t even seem to give a fuck. That’s it. It’s not written well at all, and so instead of thinking “OMG THE HIPPIE IS JESUS WE ARE DOOMED,” the reader thinks “Oh, it’s Jesus. Meh.” Not even Christ really cares whether or not this guy listens, it seems, so why should we?

    I hate to say it, but if I’m going to read about the end of the world through a Christian perspective, I’d rather read Left Behind. Those books are terrible, but at least there’s a bit of urgency. A bit.

  42. As one or two posters before me posted, the holes would be around his wrists – his palms would not be able to support his weight hanging from a cross.

    Also: this was on the Encyclopedia Dramatica entry for “creepypasta” LONG before now; I wonder what took so long to move it here? Old pasta is old.

  43. Lammmeee.

    Not creepy in the least. Clever, in that, “…Oh, I get it,” kind of way, but not creepy at all.

  44. “MASSIVE plagurism on the poster’s part (it was on Encyclopedia Dramatica’s creepypasta page”

    Do you not know the definition of creepypasta?. Also, learn how to spell.

  45. Not creepy but clever. And that loser who said he was a “strict atheist”…you’re just as much an extremist as those who start wars in name of God. Chill out dude. I prefer these short ones over the long ones any day.

  46. Wait, is this suppose to be scary? I’m not sure. It wasn’t scary… but if it suppose to be scary… then something is wrong with me….

  47. MASSIVE plagurism on the poster’s part (it was on Encyclopedia Dramatica’s creepypasta page for Christ’s sake, no pun intended) also, is shit

  48. The flaw with this particular pasta is all in the opening sentence. It’s too impersonable and confusing as to who’s who. After that, there’s a lack of suspense, and the story wasn’t dragged out long enough for the “shock” at the end to be effective.

    Fail execution (no pun), tired concept, but still has SOME potential.

  49. It really doesnt matter. This pasta is horrible regardless. He could have had holes in his nipples and it wouldnt change the fact that this is complete garbage.

  50. Crucifixion is done through the wrists, yes, but the popular image (and thus the one that more people will recognize) is the innacurate through-the-hands portrayal. Christ, don’t you people know anything about dumbing shit down for the lowest denominator?

  51. You’d think the son of God’s second coming would be more impressive and convincing than copying Roschach’s day job.

  52. For those who don’t understand this, it is referred to as Stigmata. If the character wasn’t in fact Jesus, then he suffered the pains of Christ which is what Stigmata is.

  53. it would be cool if everyone bitching about shitty pasta would submit their own :333333333333

    i liked this pasta. not creepy, but not bad.

  54. Wow i didnt get this pasta at first and then i had to read the comments to get it this pasta is really gay and i hate it worst pasta ever!

  55. Mediocra pasta, the farthest thing from creepy. Uninteresting till the end, though those unfamiliar with the Christian religion might not have recognized the Jesus reference.

  56. I like it. It was not particularly creepy, but enough to make one think.
    You know what I would have liked? For this “creepy hippie” to be standing outside a church after Sunday services. Ja?

  57. La Muerta Blanca

    Religious pasta was nummy. Not too bad, but I’d actually help the poor “high as a kite hippie.”

    Not to brag about my rosaries or anything

  58. 1) Short and boring
    2) He was nailed through just below the wrists (look it up)
    3) Jesus is never good creepypasta material. Serial killer DRESSED LIKE Jesus maybe, but not Jesus himself

    1. I am only reading this story for the first time, and I rejoice that someone has already pointed out the inaccuracy. (I think someone else did in an earlier comment, but that person made an uncool comment about depressed people botching suicide or something.) I like this story otherwise, but when I read where the holes were, I died a little on the inside.

  59. For anyone who is like “wut” the “hippie” is supposed to be jesus, you know he was nailed to the cross, hence the holes in his hands.. sometimes reffered to as “stigmata” by idiots who have punched holes in thier own hands, claimed to have woke up like it and got loads of news coverage. its a shitty pasta.

  60. I didn’t find this that scary as creepypasta goes, but fuck it makes you think doesn’t it?

    Short creepypastas that make you think, are the ones that should be held in high regard.

  61. I rather enjoyed this one. I’m not religious at all, but for some reason I felt sad when the ending hit me… then creeped out. This one is concise and ominous: unlike many creepy pastas are today.

  62. I read an almost verbatim version of that on some fundie site once.

    Also, you can’t crucify people by nailing through the hands, they won’t support shit and then the guy rips down and then you end up wasting an afternoon. Through the wrists. Worse than fucking emo kids cutting their wrists the wrong direction…

  63. I ‘aint afraid o’ no Jesus.

    Seriously, at worst, it’s a crazy old hippie.
    At best, it’s the least violent man who ever lived. Also God.

  64. Weak.
    subject matter aside, it was poorly written and while I can see the “creepy” or “scary” aspect from a religious POV it really fell flat for the rest of the masses.

  65. I suspect most people will immediately understand the reference, and then feign ignorance because it’s very popular to be anti-religion these days, especially among our circles.

  66. THEN WHO WAS MESSIAH?

    When I realized what it was I actually clapped my hands over my mouth and squeaked. And went ‘MINDFUCK’ out loud.

  67. I hand to read the last sentence twice, but I really don’t like it anyway. Not the plot, but the way it was written. Could have been so much more elaborate.

  68. It’s Jesus with the crucifixion holes in his hands. But that doesn’t make this good OR creepy. Mostly it’s just horribly written and complete crap. Not clever. 0/10

    Without a doubt the worst pasta I have ever seen on this website.

  69. The Pale Apparition

    Oh yeah… Another of those christian little pieces. ‘Jesus has returned, but none will listen before it is late.’

    Good I am a strict atheist, is the only thought I had.

  70. I liked this one, short, sweet, and realistic. I mean that’s probably how most people would react if he was alive now.

  71. Author should have had the walking guy try to stab him in the side, only to find out IT ALREADY HAPPENED o.O

    Also, I want a sandwich now.

  72. So this story is creepy because Jesus is warning us against the end of the world?

    Fuck you Jesus, I haven’t unlocked everything in CoD:MW2 yet. Delay that crap for me.

  73. I really quite liked this one, it was pretty short. But it was ominous and dark.
    Wasn’t creepy, but it did well.
    7/10

    1. A stigmata is the formation of scars or actual wounds where Jesus Christ received them at the cruxicfiction. I know this cuz one time I got a decent sized cut in my palm (climbing a tree) and thought I had stigmatas lol

  74. lol in the middle of his hands? please elaborate, ive read this pasta somewhere else :/ its like one of those pasta you read to get yourself mentally prepared for some real ass pasta lol
    this pasta is mediocre because of the ominous sense this story gives off and the ending was.. “eh.”

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