The Eisenhower Interstate Phenomena

June 16th, 2008 by WHO WAS PHONE?

Little known fact, is that the Eisenhower Interstate system is built over major leylines. Rumor has it, that if specific conditions are met, weird phenomena will occur.

Phenomena of the First

The first sign of this phenomenon is that you will lose ALL radio reception, and devices such as MP3 players, Discmen, tape decks and other music players will cease functioning. Your heater will begin to only dispense cold air, regardless of setting. after the first mile of this, you will notice a fog growing at the edges of the road, and you will see no exits, regardless of whether they were supposed to be there.

If you continue on, you will begin to see the occasional pedestrian. Some of them will gesture that they would like to hitch a ride. Under no circumstances should you stop for them, no one has ever stopped and survived. If you see lights approaching from behind, and it is a hearse, do NOT let it pass you. No matter what. After 13 miles, the phenomenon will end, and you will be safe.

Phenomena of the Second

Investigated by the witnesses after they read instructions they found in a book, left behind in a rest stop bathroom. Participants must mix a shot of whiskey, a drop of their own blood (One drop for each participant), a pinch of salt, and a small amount of used engine oil. Mix with water from a rest stop fountain in a glass bottle, and smash it on the interstate in the evening or morning. If the instructions were followed correctly, the way will become densely foggy. An unmarked exit will appear, and if you pass it by, it will be closed to you for six years. If you take the exit, go left and under the interstate.

Half a mile down the road, is an old gas station. Inside, it is said that a full glass the coffee sold there, will keep you awake all night, and the other food and beverages are purported to have various properties themselves.

Pay the proprietor only in metal coinage, no bills, no checks, no cards. There are also some arcade machines near the back of the store, as well as an old fortune telling wizard in a glass case. He knows how you will die. Accept no sexual favors that are offered to you while there, and do not anger anyone. Your life depends upon it.

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Something really weird happened with this post. Originally, it had the entire thing AND comments (I remember approving like three comments on this entry when it was first posted), but apparently at some point that changed and half the post went missing and the comments got closed. It also lost its category, making it the only thing in the “uncategorized” section that previously didn’t exist. I have no idea when or how, and didn’t even notice until someone in the Pawn Shop Puzzle comment section pointed it out.

creepypasta.com is HAUNTED.

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18 Responses

  1. Kopa

    This one stops suddenly AND reminds me of Silent Hill.

  2. WHO WAS PHONE?

    Something really weird happened with this post. Originally, it had the entire thing AND comments (I remember approving like three comments on this entry when it was first posted), but apparently at some point that changed and half the post went missing and the comments got closed. I have no idea when or how, and didn’t even notice until someone in the Pawn Shop Puzzle comment section pointed it out.

    creepypasta.com is HAUNTED.

  3. King Progdor

    It wouldn’t surprise me if this were true. the Eisenhower Interstate is, after all, the first highway network ever to be built, according to the sources I read. People tend to dabble in things they ought not to dabble.

  4. ShortGirl

    This story is haunted.
    Creepypasta is HAUNTED.
    We’re all probably going to die.

  5. ufm

    Hey yeah, i do remember this pasta being different but i swear when i first read it, there was only one phenomena listed. I never knew about anymore of the pasta, and was sorta annoyed cus i was enjoying it at the time. Hmm creepypasta haunted aye…not sure if thats irony or just great, either way, it makes everything just that much more fun.

  6. Mr. Welldone

    Hello.

    Something required changing.

  7. Anonymous

    mr. welldone, email me. i’d like to ask you something

    itsalecyay@aol.com

  8. Foolish

    What a curious thing to happen. Perhaps one day the rest will be recovered.

    In any case, this seems very probable. I would someday like to travel on this interstate, and see the phenomenon myself.

  9. Dark Poise

    Hello fellow creepypasta goers. now mr. WHO WAS PHONE i would greatly appreciate it if you would try your best to find the rest of this article and so you dont think im lazy i too will join you in this endeavor. if i come accross anything i will be sure to let you know. mean while il be setting up a trip to the interstate. farewell friends i do hope to speak to you again.

  10. Reptilian Liar

    What’s more creepy to me, is what happened with this article >.>

    @ Dark Poise: WHO WAS PHONE is a female, btw.

  11. Anonymous

    @Reptilian Liar: NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET

  12. Doesn't afraid of anything

    They’re all in the kitchen, making sandwiches.

    This was pretty cool stuff, and who’s to say that something like this has actually been done. I have the feeling that many old structures and building endeavours carry the stink of the occult about them. Such things were the subject of great scrutiny in the early 20th Century.

  13. Mr. Welldone

    Hello.

    Want to watch me masturbate mysteriously ?

  14. UndeadBuddah

    I think I found out where I’m going for my vacation. I’m packing my trusty video game crowbar. JUST in case…

  15. Justin

    Accept no sexual favours? FUCK THAT.

  16. ARGHHH

    RUN OVER THE PEDESTRIANS

  17. drippingblood

    Run over the pedestrians is not right but who am i to talk . this one scared me a little.And I really do not think that creepypasta ia haunted. but if it is I would be surprised. cause I am not scared if it is. I also know where I am going to go as an adult I will probably go to the eisenhower intersection just for the fun of it so thank you for the idea.

  18. Anon

    @drippingblood

    y so srs?

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