The Cute Waitress

August 24th, 2008 by WHO WAS PHONE?

You just moved into your new apartment, in a very big city. After a year of this life, you have almost given up hope of making any friends; be it at work or any other means. You feel very lonely. After looking for a peaceful place to spend your time, you find a quiet diner on the outskirts of town. The waitress is very attractive. Also, she seems to be the only employee there, ever. You never see anyone else eat there either, ever. The place is perfect for you.

Making love to her becomes a routine. You go there every night for dinner, and then to see her.

You eventually make other friends, and eat at the diner less and less. After some time you stop going completely.

At a bar with your best friend, you tell him about the fun you had with the waitress at the diner. He says he absolutely must see her. You take him there one night, but the building is in a state of ruin. The front door barely opens. The grimy insides of the diner are disgusting, and, behind the counter, is moldy corpse, reeking of pus and rot.

When the police come to the scene, they interview both you and your friend. You are shocked to hear that the body is of a runaway girl from another province. The police tell you this is a homicide, and that she was also raped dozens of times, after she was killed. The police say they can get a match for DNA and eliminate you as a suspect. You are suddenly very worried.

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Posted in Insanity & Madness, Murders & Deaths


68 Responses

  1. Reptilian Liar

    Necrophilia? XD
    Nice!

  2. Shocky

    Nicely done. In b4 who was corpse?

  3. Someone

    then WHO WAS WAITRESS?

  4. Stephii

    oh my gosh i really liked this one. it shows how loneliness can drive people too insanity. 10 outta 10!!

  5. Foolish

    Finally! An original creepypasta! I’ve been waiting for so long!

    I really enjoyed this one. It was well-written, and the ending tied in perfectly. It certainly succeeded in giving me the chills.

  6. Foolish

    Correction: A new creepypasta.

  7. Not Person

    Funny ending.

  8. Lachesis

    Hmm…it’d be more straightforwardly scary if the narrator was arrested. But in its current form, it leaves open many possibilities, and whether it’s due to astral travel, Jekyll and Hyde syndrome or some other displacement depends on your favourite style. Nice.

  9. Manduwala

    It’d be better if more of a relationship with the waitress was established (for the reader and the protaganist). Has potential. Hooray.

  10. Anonymous

    Dude.

    Awesome. Has multiple interpretations, just needs to be fleshed out more and it’s good.

  11. Skwirral

    yay nec-rape-philia!

  12. OH SHI---

    Awesome.

  13. X

    thats gotta suck

  14. Suigintou

    THEN WHO WAS WAITRESS

  15. Flea

    I was going to say something about “surprise sex” but… I don’t know, can you surprise the dead?

  16. OH SHI---

    HA HA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS.

  17. Darkest

    This fucking rocks. Shut up, OH SHI—. Your not funny.

  18. The Cute Waitress

    I did it for the lulz.

  19. life

    HA HA necrophilia

  20. Royal-Sovereign

    Implied necrophilia.

    Maybe.

    Could be a whole lot of things, to be honest.

  21. YAHWEH

    No wonder the sex was so wooden.

  22. Phone

    Ermmm im phone i come from worchester and im a gallery owner

  23. ME

    wtf? he was having sex with a corpse the entire time? thats screwed up…

  24. Sara

    Laughs were not out loud, and bricks were not shat. It was good though.

  25. LampshadeChapstickFace

    Dude’s gonna get raped. In prison.

  26. Anonymous

    Sex with a corpse is rather…. piggish =/

  27. Sigma

    THEN WHO WAS MOULD
    Also, Oh shi- , you’re obviously some kid who saw people using memes and thought saying them randomly would make you cool.

  28. Ma Cherie

    I found this story to be oddly hilarious.

    I feel like a bad person now :/

  29. Scar

    Poor man has rotten corpse on his noogies.

  30. Candlejack

    Damn waitress said my name. That’s all there is to it.

  31. MooMoon

    i lol’d again

  32. W

    Ma Cherie — I did, too. Partially because the second person approach sort of sucks out the creepiness for me, and partially because the way it’s written makes it seem like a bizarre sort of joke to me.

  33. The person formerly known as 'Noneya'

    I liked this one. I havent seen it before, and it was well written.

    Thumbs up.

  34. Kait's Corpse

    i fricken loved this!!! LOL SURPRISE!!!!

    Candlejack, don’t you have souls that need to be stolen???? >-> srsly dude, go away and leave me alo

  35. The person formerly known as 'Noneya'

    Its so nice of C.J. to click the submit button when he takes the souls.

  36. fea

    if he can’t make any friends, how come he’s got a best friend to take to this awful diner?

  37. Jynxxie

    @Fea-
    Because it says that he makes new friends and eventually stops going there for a while.
    Very creepy, to say the least.

  38. Anon

    >>Sigma

    Irony much?

  39. ME

    wait candlejack if u killed her then were u the 1 that raped her first?

  40. Ma Cherie

    @W

    Well, yeah, that too xD

    Mind you, I’m not saying that I think that it’s terrible or anything, and I mean no offense to the OP (way, way, way better than anything I could do). I’m just saying that instead of “shitting bricks” at the ending, I laughed a little bit.

    I’m very sorry, it’s hard to explain, other than just saying that I have a strange sense of humor.

  41. SamStone22

    Somebody’s probably gonna fap to this story.

  42. Reptilian Liar

    “Somebody’s probably gonna fap to this story.”

    Shhh >_>

  43. Butterfly Joe

    If you feel worried, imagine how your friend feels

  44. DJ LoONa

    lmao…dude
    gross!
    a shizophrenic necrophiliac…my hero much? :p

  45. "You"

    aww hell no i never did it!

  46. JamPacked

    GAWDAMN

    That was horrible (in a good way).

  47. Ben

    Very good. Creepy, but gross.

  48. Phone

    It wasnt him she got a hair in chuck norris’s milkshake

  49. Syrange

    Oh…god…

    This is why I love the internet…So messed up….

  50. Chuck Norris

    Yep, I did it. She had it coming. One roundhouse kick to the face to be precise.

  51. m

    sry2say it’s not legally rape if you fuck a corpse, it’s sexual malfeasance. it’s like, a misdemeanor.

  52. MooMoon

    did he not see that she was cold in bed 0.o

  53. a7x

    @MooMoon

    He got a heater for her thighs.

  54. Abbey

    Oh now that I get it after a few minutes..:P
    I like very good ;)

  55. Anonymous

    It’s a good story, but not very well written.

  56. Cyclops

    Bri/x/ shat.
    Gaaah, I love these Insanity and Madness ones.

  57. anon

    i think she was raped before she was killed, while the protagonist was eating at the Dinner he was feeding and raping her, then when he stopped coming she starved

  58. Candlejack

    I am very courteous to people, so I press the Submit Comment button every time

  59. drippingblood

    Whoa s** with a corpe i mean WHOA
    definetly weird but cool!! you are one good writer. but I love your stories.Exspeialy this one.

  60. drippingblood

    whoops spelt corpse wrong sorry but this is kind of embarassing.:)

  61. The Joker

    God I love the descriptions in these…

    Reeking of pus and rot

  62. becky

    Uh oh!! He is in twuble now!!!
    TEEHEE!! XD
    But I love it though!!
    ??? LOL ZOMB!!!!!!!

  63. shortys roc my sox

    eeeeeeeeeew thats gross

  64. Nylak

    Yeah, ending the story two sentences sooner would definitely have made it more dramatic/less humourous. But seriously, that’s what made the ending so good. XD

  65. blazen

    WHO WAS NECROPHILIAC?

  66. Kaki

    MORE LIKE
    WHO WAS FOOD?

  67. Snazzy Cheez luvs scares

    ok. this. story.is. pretty.damn.gross

  68. BUT WHO WAS X?

    “and, behind the counter, is moldy corpse, reeking of pus and rot.”
    found the typo. you mean is A moldy corpse. unless she was named moldy corpse. also does that mean u just talked to her corpse then raeped her? creepy

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