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The Black & White Slide

My grandma fell down last year and had to spend time in a nursing home. While she was gone, I was cleaning up old shit she had accumulated around the house so she could get around better, and mom and I could find any important papers.

I found an old (not really old, like 80’s or 90’s) black and white slide. It was of some guy laying in a coffin. Dead, of course. I thought it was creepy because he looked like me.

I asked my mom if she knew who it was. She said “It’s you.” (she was joking) Then she looked at it and her eyes got huge and she started crying and hugged me and said she was sorry she made that joke. I said “It doesn’t look like anyone BUT me, does it?” and she said “no, it really doesn’t.”

Gramma doesn’t remember anything about the slide. I still have it. I shit you not….it looks like me. Just like me.

Posted in Artifacts & Objects 2 years ago at 8:26 am.

52 comments

52 Replies

  1. Skwirral Aug 14th 2008

    but…WHO WAS SLIDE PRINTER?

    i dunno, i literally have about 200 random slides in a box in my room, maybe one of them is me dead in a coffin!

  2. LOL WUT?

  3. blahh! Aug 14th 2008

    if it was worded differently it could have been a lot creepier.

  4. Slide Printer Aug 14th 2008

    I was just showing him how nice he’d look when he died.

  5. Debbie Aug 14th 2008

    I need to tidy up my garden too, maybe I find a picture of me dead…

  6. Anonymous Aug 14th 2008

    But then who was SHIT LYING AROUND THE HOUSE?!

    Seriously man, that can’t be healthy.

  7. Shuriken Aug 14th 2008

    Yeah, I have one of me dead in a coffin. I thought everyone had one.

  8. BonerFruit Aug 14th 2008

    Another one of those “What if it were YOU” pastas. Crazy as shit.

  9. I agree with blahh.

  10. Comment Leaver Aug 14th 2008

    The best part of this story was the comments. XD

    But really, it could have been made much better. I liked the idea. Take out the ’shit lying around the house’ part.

  11. Foolish Aug 14th 2008

    Eh. It’s a bit mediocre. It could have been better.

  12. Anonymous Aug 14th 2008

    I agree with blah!

    The concept is pretty good but the way the story is told is pretty bad.

    The wording of it is anti-creepy, and the creepy part of the story happens right away and then the story keeps going. You get the sense more will happen, but it doesn’t and it ends anti-climatically.

  13. Royal-Sovereign Aug 15th 2008

    Bah! So much potential wasted.

  14. deschain Aug 15th 2008

    I have the answer — the narrator is clearly a clone of his grandfather (who was dead in the slide).

  15. denmark Aug 15th 2008

    it was phone!

  16. It was kind of stupid…..could have been way better.

  17. i agree with what other folks said–good concept, executed stupidly.

  18. More to the point, why the fuck was his grandma collecting faeces?

  19. Martin Van Buren Aug 21st 2008

    Yeah, yeah, yeah, everyone is talking about how stupid it is and how the narrative is flawed, blah blah.

    What if it’s fucking true?

    Then all bets are off!

    It’s certainly not implausible…

  20. Like a watered down version of “The Others.”

  21. cradizzles Aug 24th 2008

    I have 3 slides of me dead in a coffin…anyone willing to trade their duplicates?

  22. LOL! ¨I shit you not..¨

  23. ARGHHH Sep 2nd 2008

    i have a slide of me sucking a dick….. WHAT?!

  24. Anonymous Sep 7th 2008

    22, sounds hot

  25. Anonymous Sep 8th 2008

    Who the fuck used black and white slide film in the ’80s or ’90s?

  26. The Joker Sep 9th 2008

    DUN DUN DUN!

  27. shortys roc my sox Sep 10th 2008

    i’ll tade you three of me dead for one of you dead x)

  28. Kristi Sep 12th 2008

    It’s probably a relative…maybe his great grandpa. Not impossible at all.

  29. Bawww. Despite all the jokes/criticisms, I still think this was pretty eerie. If it was me, I’d be downright disturbed.

  30. an american Oct 4th 2008

    OMG Who was coffin???????/

  31. nietzsche Oct 27th 2008

    it’s weird how many people have a collection of random slides. i have one myself that i got when my school was clearing old books in the library. good pasta, maybe it could have been worded better, but it was written this way for a reason.

  32. Pics or it didn’t happen.

  33. lolwut Nov 15th 2008

    It’s written more like it was a post on /x/ then actual creepypasta.

  34. MetalGearBidoof Nov 19th 2008

    This is a lot creepier because I was in a similar situation, except I found a dead bird instead of a slide.

  35. BUT WHO WAS X? Nov 20th 2008

    LOL WUT? that would make it his dad, note him not appearing. his dad obviously died before he was born

  36. MorgueAngel Nov 27th 2008

    proof or gtfo

  37. Anonymous Dec 31st 2008

    “I shit you not”…? Kind of ruined the atmosphere for me… XD

  38. UnKnOwNuSeR Jan 6th 2009

    I agree…if it was worded better and longer it could of been…well better. Just seems rushed

  39. Midnightgirl Jan 21st 2009

    Yeah it must be his dad because his mum started crying and Grandma doesn’t remember because she’s old.

  40. apple juice Feb 2nd 2009

    It can’t have been his dad, his mother agreed that the only person it looked like was the main character. Surely she’d have SOME idea what his father looks like (or possible fathers, if there was more than one guy it could have been…)
    I would just like to say this would be a) more creepy and b) more intelligent-sounding if the word ’shit’ had been omitted.

  41. FadedSoul13 Feb 26th 2009

    someone was useing photoshop for EVIL D:>

  42. adfsdf Apr 1st 2009

    i like how people are passing judgment on this one as if it were a genuine creepypasta when it’s pretty clear it was a forum post, thus the creepiness coming from the fact that it’s true

  43. adfsdf Apr 1st 2009

    or so we are led to believe

  44. Non Anon Apr 2nd 2009

    if the guy in the slide is Yorrick Brown, then it all makes sense.

  45. Stonerule Apr 9th 2009

    THEN WHO WAS SLIDE?

  46. FLIPFOPSNSOCKS May 10th 2009

    THEN WHO WAS BACK AND WHITE SLIDE?

  47. Angela May 30th 2009

    THIS PASTA CALLS FOR PICTURES
    but pretty weird though. Your mom must be freaking out o.O

  48. THEN WHO WAS GENETIC HERITAGE FROM DEAD RELATIVES?

  49. Hippie Oct 5th 2009

    yum
    short and sweet

  50. ASEANYMOUS Dec 29th 2009

    BUT WHO WAS MOM

  51. Vanish Jun 8th 2010

    I’m going to do this to my kids :D

  52. lulzfish Aug 31st 2010

    That\’s nothing!
    I have my own death certificate, signed by Dr. Myself.


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