The Black & White Slide
My grandma fell down last year and had to spend time in a nursing home. While she was gone, I was cleaning up old shit she had accumulated around the house so she could get around better, and mom and I could find any important papers.
I found an old (not really old, like 80′s or 90′s) black and white slide. It was of some guy laying in a coffin. Dead, of course. I thought it was creepy because he looked like me.
I asked my mom if she knew who it was. She said “It’s you.” (she was joking) Then she looked at it and her eyes got huge and she started crying and hugged me and said she was sorry she made that joke. I said “It doesn’t look like anyone BUT me, does it?” and she said “no, it really doesn’t.”
Gramma doesn’t remember anything about the slide. I still have it. I shit you not….it looks like me. Just like me.
The Black & White Slide,
but…WHO WAS SLIDE PRINTER?
i dunno, i literally have about 200 random slides in a box in my room, maybe one of them is me dead in a coffin!
LOL WUT?
if it was worded differently it could have been a lot creepier.
I was just showing him how nice he’d look when he died.
I need to tidy up my garden too, maybe I find a picture of me dead…
But then who was SHIT LYING AROUND THE HOUSE?!
Seriously man, that can’t be healthy.
Yeah, I have one of me dead in a coffin. I thought everyone had one.
Another one of those “What if it were YOU” pastas. Crazy as shit.
Yummy name
I agree with blahh.
The best part of this story was the comments. XD
But really, it could have been made much better. I liked the idea. Take out the ‘shit lying around the house’ part.
Eh. It’s a bit mediocre. It could have been better.
I agree with blah!
The concept is pretty good but the way the story is told is pretty bad.
The wording of it is anti-creepy, and the creepy part of the story happens right away and then the story keeps going. You get the sense more will happen, but it doesn’t and it ends anti-climatically.
Bah! So much potential wasted.
I have the answer — the narrator is clearly a clone of his grandfather (who was dead in the slide).
it was phone!
It was kind of stupid…..could have been way better.
i agree with what other folks said–good concept, executed stupidly.
More to the point, why the fuck was his grandma collecting faeces?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, everyone is talking about how stupid it is and how the narrative is flawed, blah blah.
What if it’s fucking true?
Then all bets are off!
It’s certainly not implausible…
Like a watered down version of “The Others.”
I have 3 slides of me dead in a coffin…anyone willing to trade their duplicates?
LOL! ¨I shit you not..¨
i have a slide of me sucking a dick….. WHAT?!
22, sounds hot
Who the fuck used black and white slide film in the ’80s or ’90s?