The Antarctic Bar
At the bottom of a 50-meter high glacier, exactly two kilometers from Antarctica, lies the frozen remains of a long-forgotten civilization. The exact location of the glacier is unknown, only that it is two kilometers from the shore of Antarctica. Upon finding said glacier, one is to approach it on the snowbank and touch the side of the ice with the palm of their hand. The important thing here is to touch it with your bare skin. If you hold your hand on the ice for 5 minutes then speak the words, “I see and believe.” you will seemingly disappear from existence, your whole life erased from memory and transcripts. What happens next, you are in a rather swanky 80s cocktail bar, but there are a few stipulations: You must live the next 50 years in this bar; you are granted 5 free drinks from the bartender, no more. If you attempt to break the quota of drinks, you are immediately executed on the spot by the rather brawny bouncers. If you manage to wait the whole 50 years, you will reappear in your original life, and granted one single wish, which you must take immediately on your return. Needless to say, very few have actually waited the 50 years.
Posted in Rites & Rituals
July 21st, 2008 at 12:33 pm
This is very reminiscent of the ‘Dead mans hand ” legend that has been collected by dozens of urban story gatherers, a similar version my be found in the “Scary Stories” books by Alvin Schwartz
July 21st, 2008 at 12:36 pm
disregard that, I suck cocks!
July 21st, 2008 at 3:25 pm
5 drinks? id kick that faggot bartenders ass and then wish for that faggot bartender to come back so i can kick his ass again
July 21st, 2008 at 3:29 pm
it would suck though because you have to wait 50 years to kick his ass again.
July 21st, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Intriguing.
Too bad my budget doesn’t exactly call for a trip to Antarctica at the moment.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:37 am
H.P. Lovecraft and a heavy dose of fail equals this crap.
July 23rd, 2008 at 8:07 am
I’m in agreement…creepypasta is meant to be grotesque, lurk in hidden places and deliver fates worse than death, not wear a lounge suit.
July 27th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Death Wears a Lounge Suit.
Sounds like a title of a horror/comedy anthology.
July 29th, 2008 at 11:00 am
But what if you bring a gun? Then what will the bouncers do?
August 1st, 2008 at 2:51 pm
When a Creepypasta starts “Funkytown” up inside your head, that should be the international sign of fail. Unless it redeems itself very, very quickly. This obviously didn’t.
August 12th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
You know what, fuckt hat ill just fucking find a genie lamp, i can get 3 wishes and it wont take fucking 50 years to get them.
My first wish would be “I wish that i COULD wish for more wishes”
theres no rule against wishing away rules
then i would wish for an infinite amount of wishes. then when i had my shit i would wish the genie was free or some shit.
August 19th, 2008 at 8:26 am
/Flop..
August 22nd, 2008 at 10:00 pm
I suppose I get beer nuts as sustenance for 50 years?
Also your hand would be dead if you touch barehanded glaciers for 5 minutes.
August 26th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
o wow!
a trip to antarctica?! erased existence?! swanky 80’s bar?! 5 free drinx OR death via blow to the head from brawny bouncer?!
SIGN ME UP
NOT! ><
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:18 am
are the cute asian chicks that i can do???
September 8th, 2008 at 8:01 am
“If you hold your hand on the ice for 5 minutes then speak the words, “I see and believe.” you will seemingly disappear from existence…”
Nope, just your hand as it’s amputated due to frostbite…