The 50′s Restaurant
Add this post to your list of favorites!In the most deserted part of Wyoming there is a restaurant. There are no roads leading to it, no signs advertising it. It’s just there, in the open. Walk inside however, and you will learn two things. One, it’s jam packed with people talking, eating and enjoying themselves. Two, the entire place looks like it’s a scene from the 50′s including the people, the food, the newspapers, the music, everything. Take a seat, observe the atmosphere, relax.
When the waitress comes to get your order, make it a cheeseburger with mashed potatoes. Afterwards, a red-haired lady should ask you to dance to a tune on the juke-box. Find the song on it that has the same number as your current age, pick it, then dance you heart out. When the song ends, a flash of light with engulf the whole scene, and you will be standing outside your home the following morning. You now should have the power of clairvoyance for the remaining year.
If you didn’t do this correctly, then woe is you. For you also missed out on the best meal you’ll ever eat.
The 50's Restaurant,
Last sentence has a grammarfail. Omitted words can wreak havoc on prose…
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the meal I’ll ever eat?
Skwirral(Quote)
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I missed out on meal I’ll ever eat? Damn.
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“…the *last* meal you’ll ever eat”
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Eh. Another lame ritual.
Shira(Quote)
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Eh. Another lame “ritual”.
Shira(Quote)
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In that last sentence your missing an action verb.
The Person Formerly Known as ‘Noneya’(Quote)
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*Edit! Descripteve term*
The Person Formerly Known as ‘Noneya’(Quote)
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it was BEST.
i’m not sure what happened there =P
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also this pasta made me hungry for mashed potatoes.
WHO WAS PHONE?(Quote)
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amen PHONE, amen
dick sleever(Quote)
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Now I want a Baconator and some mashed potatoes… All I need to do is run to Wendy’s then make insta mashed potatoes. I WIN!
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I just the whole meal, is this bad?
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Foxtrot: Like, THE WHOLE MEAL!?!?!?
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WHO WAS CHEESEBURGER?
not bad >>;
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cheeseburger and mashed potatoes? what happened to the fries? i´ll have beef or chicken with mashed potatoes (and gravty, lol) but not with a cheeseburger XD
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it works,not only did i score yummylicious food and clairvoyance,i got a hot date with some smokin hottie i met at the fifties resturant
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Lol at the last line.
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Whaaat? This was so awful it made me sad :’(
Violet(Quote)
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Can I has cheeseburger D:
Reptilian Liar(Quote)
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1. I hate potatoes!
2. I don’t eat beef.
3. Lol at the thought of dancing like a maniac.
4. only the year?! pffffttttt.
5. fail =\
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WHO WAS REDHEAD
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I want mashed potatoes and burger now.
Random.
I liked that.
the writer seemed cheeky.
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uhhhh I’m fairly certain this is an old pasta(not a complaint about who was phone?’s site there) and someone changed it…I’m fairly certain I’ve read this one before except it was one of those pastas about something you find driving really late at night not ‘a place with no roads going to it’ and I think there was a line about excepting no sexual favors while you’re there. I could be combing 2 pastas or mixing this up with another I suppose, I remember this one being a little different and better than this. also who was phone? I love your site its the best.
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it ate today two cheesburger but one was a hamburger O_O
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